CHAPTER TWO:

Reality hit Itachi; he was kissing his own brother! He pushed Sasuke away and took a deep breath that he was holding. He studied his brother's expressions; disturbed and guilty.

"I'm sorry." He said softly but the tone of his voice was cold like Itachi's.

"Whatever." Itachi stood up from the bed, "We will never recall this incident again." He walked outside closing the door behind him.

After the girl left, Sasuke lay back down on the bed and pulled the pillow over his face and screamed angrily, what's wrong with me? And what's with her good looks?

Sasuke had met a lot of good looking girls in his life, more cutter than this lady but there was something about her that was making him feel like this; his heart was beating fast like he had returned from a race and his cheeks were burning, I am not blushing! He tried to convince himself. He stood up from the bed and walked into the washroom; in front of the mirror, he was blushing. That made more anger boil in side of him, he punched the wall of the bathroom furiously. For a second his fist was numb than… he clenched his teeth to stop himself from screaming. He looked down at his hand for a minute, it had started to swell. He shook it agitatedly as to get rid of the pain; he blinked a several times to stop the tears that were threatening to escape from his eyes. Sighing, he walked out of the bathroom and lay back down on the bed.

Itachi walked out of the room and saw Kisame standing near the door; he was looking down at his hands. He ran a hand through his long hair. (Mind you, he's transformed into a girl) Itachi eyed him; he was wearing a sleeveless shirt with baggy pants looking better than his boy self. He cleared his throat, Itachi looked up from his high heel slippers, "What?"

"Um… I want to know," he studied Itachi's face for a second, "What incident were you talking about?"

Itachi narrowed his eyebrows, "You've been listening?"

Kisame looked at the others who were looking at the two, "Well?" Itachi's voice was marked with anger.

"Yeah." He looked back at Itachi and saw him boiling with anger, "It was necessary…" it was hard to think for him; seeing that Itachi was nearing him. His black eyes now turned into Mangekyou Sharingan. "We had to keep an eye on… uh…"

"You are saying that you guys don't trust me, eh?" He looked at the group of girls in the room.

"No no," Kisame started again and Itachi looked at him, "It's just that he's your brother and Pain said that you and everybody shouldn't reveal our true selves to the…" he stopped; there was a knock on the door.

Deidara stood up, "I'll get it."

Itachi sighed and turned to Kisame again, "you were lucky, and I certainly don't want to tell you the incident."

Kisame just shrugged his shoulders and made his way towards the others and sat down on one of the sofa. Itachi was half way towards an empty chair when Deidara returned, a wide smile on his face, "I ordered our food and guess what?"

"I don't like guessing." Sasori replied.

Itachi shook his head and sat down on the chair. Deidara ignored Sasori and went on, "I'm going on a date!"

"With a boy?" Zetsu asked.

Deidara nodded proudly. Sasori placed his head in his hands and asked softly, "and does that boy happen to be a waiter?"

Deidara hesitated a little before nodding again. Sasori took a deep breath, "look, we are AKATSUKIS and we don't just have dates with boys who are waiters." He looked up at Deidara's sad face, "I mean boys are o-k but waiters?"

There was another knock and Deidara cheered up, "I'll get it." and ran towards the door.

After a minute he returned with two trays in his hands and laid them on the small table in the middle of the room. He took a box from a tray and laid it outside the dish; on the table, "It's for our new member and," he took the box with some blood tickling down from its end, "this is for Kakuzu." Kakuzu gave him a questioning glare, "there is a heart inside." He explained then started distributing the other their food.

Itachi opened his box and found a burger inside, "is it chicken burger?" he asked Deidara who nodded and started eating his clay. Itachi noticed a thoughtful glint in his eyes and asked, "What are you thinking?"

He looked up from his pack and gave Itachi a small smile, "nice of you to ask." It seemed as though he was waiting for someone to ask the question.

Hidan chuckled, "Fancy him now?"

Deidara rolled his eyes at him then turned to Itachi, "I was thinking about him. I mean he is so gorgeous and he even said that I am funny looking. He told me that he's gonna…"

Itachi shook his head and started eating his lunch. Few more minutes passed in which Deidara talked about the waiter boy and Sasori tried to convince him that he had lost his mind. After everyone had finished, Sasori stood up with Sasuke's package in hand, "I have had enough of your silliness," he shouted at Deidara who was barely listening then added to the others, "I'm gonna give that boy his food."

Itachi who was the only one paying attention, nodded. After Sasori disappeared, his mind drifted towards the boy inside the room. He wasn't changed or anything and Itachi was sure that Sasuke had kissed him, he hadn't but there was something that made him wonder why hadn't he pulled away instantly, Maybe I've lost it, just like Deidara, he thought and gave the poor boy a sympathetic look. He was still talking to himself; lost in fantasy.

The door of Sasuke's room opened and Sasori walked out, locking the door. He looked at Itachi and gave him a smirk, "He's a cold one, just like you."

"Whatever." Itachi replied uninterestedly.

"And by the way, his hand is swollen up like a balloon." He took his seat.

"So?" Itachi asked.

"Go do something, he's your brother." Sasori replied matter-of-factly.

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A/n: happy people??!