Prompt Used : Object - Place Mat
Word Count : 147
Lily Potter scowled at her husband who was eating indulgently on their new oak table. Without. A. Place. Mat. Being the control freak Lily was, she wanted everything in order. Curtains opened by 8 am, her cat Minnie fed mid-afternoon and the dishes washed before watching Muggle T.V.
"James!" Lily scolded, mildly slapping him on the back of the head. "I told you to use a place mat when eating on the table!"
"Ow! Lily, I'm going to call the Department of Battered Husbands and report you!" James pouted, nursing the back of his head.
"Oh, shush. There's no such thing." she just rolled her eyes at him and slid a lacy place mat underneath his bowl.
"But there is such thing as Department of Love-Making. I'm the Head." James wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
"Merlin, Potter, you make such lame jokes."
"But you're a Potter, too!"
"Unfortunately."
