Orochimaru, You Idiot!
I don't own Naruto...unfortunately.
Why is it so dark? I'm so cold…. what's going on? Wait…a light! Sasuke stood up in the pitch black, and began to walk forwards to the little sliver of light, that was a head of him. Reaching forward he pulled open the doors, and found himself staring at his mother and father's dead bodies, looking beyond them he saw Itachi standing there.
" I thought you wanted to kill me, brother," Itachi commented in a bored voice, " so what are you doing, if you don't wake up you'll die and never complete your dream. Then mother and father will have died in vain. Do you wish that?"
" No…." Sasuke whispered, Itachi looked up, " I hate you!" he ran at Itachi screaming, but he couldn't reach him, no matter how fast he ran Itachi was just a few steps away, laughing at him. Itachi began to get further and further away until he vanished and was replaced by a bright light.
Sasuke opened his eyes and tried to sit up, but fell backwards wincing with pain. He shut his eyes again for a minute, and realized that there was another person there.
" Am I dead?" he asked keeping his eyes shut, praying for a good answer.
" No your not" replied the confused voice, Sasuke opened his eyes and tried to focus, but all he saw was a blurred vision of that same woman.
" But aren't you an angel?" he asked stupidly, still trying to focus his eyes, which were watering slightly from the pain in his chest.
" No…I'm not," the girl replied smiling at him, " but thanks for that." Finally he got his eyes to focus, and he found himself staring at a girl with a blonde ponytail, wearing a green robe. He grinned slightly she was very pretty. He tried to sit up again and fell back with a bit more blood coming out of his mouth.
" Stay still!" the girl cried, looking frightened, " here let me help you, I am a medic ninja."
" Okay…" Sasuke said softly, the girl brought her hands up to perform the seals, and Sasuke used the sharingan to copy them. Her hands glowed with Chakra, and she placed her hands over his chest and he felt the pain start to lessen and lessen until it was gone completely.
" Wow!" Sasuke jumped up when she had finished, he did a back flip off a tree and landed without any pain, " your really good at that!"
" Thanks, it's really not too hard…" she blushed and smiled at him, then shook her head and changed the subject, " are you a ninja from Konoha?" Sasuke looked up sharply, uhhh oh crap, I forgot to make up a cover story…. uhh lead her away from that topic!
" What were you doing in the middle of the forest at this time?" he asked turning away from her gaze, " not that I'm complaining, I'd probably be dead if you weren't."
" I was chasing a stupid bastard," she snarled, Sasuke looked up curiously, " I caught him peeking at me when I was changing, so I jumped out my window and began chasing the little pervert."
" Whoa what a jerk," Sasuke said trying to get her a bit happier, and it worked she smiled again, " so who is the little pervert anyways, I'll kick the crap out of him for you, if you want." He grinned at her and smacked his fist into his palm she smiled at him.
" Good idea, I couldn't catch the stupid pervert," she sighed, " he's got to be fast for all the peeking he does, but at least all guys aren't like the idiotic Jiraiya." Sasuke's eyes bulged and he face vaulted.
" JIRAIYA!" he howled angrily, she looked like his outburst surprised her, " oh god…. I think that he… sorry… but what is your name?"
" Oh sorry," she blushed and smiled at him, " my name is Tsunade, what's your name?" Sasuke face vaulted again, I WAS TALKING TO HER THIS ENTIRE TIME! AAARRRGGGHHH, wait! What the hell, she's too young to be Tsunade, that IDIOT! He sent me back to the wrong time period; they should be at least eighteen. Oh no…. this is bad…I guess I'll just have to kill them now… stupid Orochimaru get a bloody brain!
" Oh uh," he realized that she was looking at him waiting for him to answer, " I'm Uchiha Sasuke." She looked up sharply, but he wasn't looking at her, an Uchiha? Could he be a part of that legendary clan?
" Tsunade, how old are you?" he asked hoping that she just looked really young and wasn't.
" I'm fifteen, but I turn sixteen next year" she said with a smile, Sasuke was mentally beating the crap out of Orochimaru.
" Damnit," he swore under his breath, turning around he faced a tree, needing to get some anger out. He drew back his fist and slammed it through the tree, so that his hand stuck out the other side. Tsunade's eyes were wide, as he pulled his arm out of the tree, he sighed and turned to her.
" Who is the Hokage at the moment?" he asked softly hoping he didn't sound like to total idiot that he felt like, " is it Sandaime?"
" Yes it is," Tsunade looked at him curiously, maybe he's not one of those Uchiha after all, " would you like me to take you to him?"
" Yes, if you could," he sighed again; I guess that I will just tell him everything… or close to everything. He followed her silently into the village, neither one of them saying a word. As they approached the Hokage's he glanced at her, and she looked at him, they both smiled and then looked away. They walked up the stairs and Tsunade knocked on the door.
" Enter," came the familiar voice that jolted Sasuke's memory of his time with Team 7, he scowled and pushed that thought out of his mind.
" Sarutobi-sensei, I brought this boy to see you," Tsunade said gesturing to Sasuke, who nodded briefly, " his name is Sasuke and he asked to see you." Tsunade then proceed to give Sasuke a smile and walked to the door. At the door she turned again, and gave him a small wave, which he returned. Then he turned back to Sandaime, who looked at him curiously.
" Ok Sasuke, please have a seat," he said gesturing to a chair, which Sasuke sat in, " now who are you, what country did you come from, what rank of ninja are you and why are you here."
" My name is Uchiha Sasuke," he said starting off with the basics, not failing to notice the look of surprise on Sandaime's face when he said Uchiha, " I am from this country, the Fire country, from Konohagakure actually. I am at the rank of Jounin and I am here because of an idiot who sent me here by mistake." Sandaime looked quite confused, Sasuke sighed and began to tell him the story, which wasn't quite the truth but it wasn't a lie either.
" I am from Konoha, the Konoha that will be in about, thirty five years," he said waiting for the look of shock on Sandaime's face, and wasn't disappointed, " I am a part of the legendary Uchiha clan, but they are no more in that time. I attained the rank of Jounin in this country, and was protecting our village against a surprise enemy shinobi attack from the Cloud, when one of our ninja's used a technique to send them back in time, but hit me instead. Orochimaru-sama, was aiming for the Cloud Nin's but I got in the way by mistake, I was very injured from the battle and after a flash of bright light the next thing I knew was that I was falling into the forest. Which is where Tsunade helped me and saved my life." Sasuke stopped to let it sink in, he felt quite smart, coming up with a cover story so fast, the only thing in that story that was true was that Orochimaru had sent him back. He hadn't attained the rank of Jounin, due to the fact that he was a rogue ninja in his time, but he was stronger than Kabuto-sama, who was as strong as Kakashi, so he would be a Jounin. He looked up at Sandaime, who was sitting perfectly still, and had a blank expression on his face.
" Ummm Sandaime-sama?" Sasuke asked tentatively.
" Oh uh, yes, yes sorry," Sandaime said hurriedly, " I have heard of such a technique, it is a forbidden jutsu, but has been known to be used. I can search our scrolls of forbidden jutsu's to see if I can find you a way back to your time."
" That would be great," Sasuke pretended to breathe a sigh of relief, " thank you very much Hokage-sama."
" No problem," Sandaime said smiling at the boy, " now for the mean time, I will find you a place to live, until you can go back to your own time. Also, if you wouldn't mind, I would like you to come with my team and I, you could be sort of a second sensei, I'll even pay you, like a mission, sort of a break for me and give me some time to catch up on my paperwork, and to deal with the complaints about Jiraiya." He gestured to all the papers on his desk, one that Sasuke read was a very vicious, angry letter about the young pervert. Sasuke thought about it for a minute and decided that it would be a good way to earn their trust, and learn some secrets.
" Okay," he said smiling at Sandaime, " I'll do it."
" Terrific," Sandaime said, as Sasuke stood up to leave, " we meet everyday in the training area with the memorial at eight o'clock in the morning. See you then." Sasuke nodded and turned away, with a smile on his face, this'll be easier than I thought.
Ok, hope you liked this chapter, I'll update soon. Please review, but don't flame me. Thanks.
