"What's up doc?" I said, entering the dark lab. Jack followed while Alex brought up the rear.

"What's this?" asked an awkward man in a wheelchair.

"They are from the human world." Jack explained.

"THEY ARE?" the doctor yelled. He went to the giant book in the middle of his lab (go to his lab in KH 2 and you'll know what I'm talking about) and flipped through the pages until he landed on a certain one. "Here it is!" he yelled.

"Here what is?" asked a voice.

"Can we eat it?" asked another.

"Shut up you idiot." Yelled a third. Me and Alex turned around and saw three other teens. One with red hair, horns, a red T-shirt, and torn black jeans with a pointed tail coming out the back. Another with pale skin, green hair, a muscular build, and a skull on his black tee. The third had green skin with shining purple hair under a witch's hat along with a purple skirt, black and purple striped armless top.

"Sup. I'm Lock, the idiot with the skull T-shirt is barrel, and the hottie is Shock" the devil introduced.

"Lock you hopeless wannabe-romantic, stop flirting." Barrel said, kicking him in the shin.

"OW! YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" Lock yelled, tackling the other male. Shock just sat on the lab desk and watched.

"Ten on the green haired kid?" I asked her.

"You're on." She said.

"Ignore my assistants. Now look here." The doc ordered. Jack looked over us and used our heads as hand rests.

"D'you mind?" I yelled.

"Sorry, this is very exciting." Jack apologized.

"Not really, can I go back to my gambling?" I asked.

"No, pay attention." Alex ordered.

"Should've left you in the woods." I muttered.

"I heard that." Alex frowned.

"I win, fork over the green!" Shock yelled.

"I can't feel my legs." Barrel complained.

"I'm not even sure if I have them anymore." Lock whined. I gave Shock a ten-dollar bill.

"If you're done throwing money away on those idiots fighting, could we PLEASE get back to what we came here for?" Alex asked.

"Okay, but only because you asked nicely." I joked.

"On your world you only have twenty-four hours but on this world there are twenty-six." The doc started. "Our clocks move alongside yours but your day goes forward two hours quicker, every so often our clocks reach the numbers 1-12 at the same time, but when a being is murdered in your world at midnight, twelve o'clock, and it synchronizes with our world's midnight, 13 o'clock, the being is brought here, to the world of Hallow's eve."

"So we're stuck here? This can't be happening! I have parties to go to! Or at least a change of underwear!" Alex screamed.

"Not exactly." I told her.

"What do you mean?" Alex asked.

"Well if you can't stand to wear dirty underwear you could just not wear them at all." I replied.

"YOU SICK LITTLE WOLF!" Alex yelled, kicking me in the nads and then in the stomach and back as I was down.

"IT WAS A JOKE! IT WAS A JOKE!" I screamed.

"If you ever say anything like that again, I will kill you!" Alex yelled.

"No mercy from an angel." I said, picking myself up from the ground.

"Looks like we gotta stay here from now on." Alex said, half sobbing.

"Better than hell, I would've gone there and with your attitude you would've followed." I smirked.

"You two are fun, you got names?" Barrel asked.

"I'm Alexandra Von Tillsman the second. And that sorry excuse for intelligent life is Will." Alex replied.

"Yo." I waved with one arm, trying to get feeling back into my privates with the other… try to keep your minds outta the gutter people.

"You guys don't have a place to stay, why not with us?" Lock asked.

"Sorry but I only stay at four or five star hotels when not at home." Alex answered.

"Um, little miss moneybags, we are literally stuck in a land between heaven, hell, and earth. I don't think they even have a two star joint around here." I told her. "So if you could forget you were raised by some uber-rich dude for two minutes and think about what you say that would be great. You have literally put your foot in your mouth half a dozen times." I said, facepalming.

"Asshole." She frowned.

"Let's go." I said, dragging her by the arm. Lock, Shock, and Barrel's transportation was a walking bathtub, but because of size issue, we all had to sit on the edge with our feet either in or off the side of the tub. Oh and they taught me a new Christmas song! "KIDNAP THE SANDY CLAWS, SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD! HIT HIM WITH A SHOVEL AND HOPE THEN THAT HE'S DEAD!" I sang loudly, adding my own chorus.

"Make it stop." Alex whined.

"No! We will keep singing FOREVER!" I yelled. She shoved me off the tub and I had to run behind it the rest of the way.

"Is this run-down dump it?" Alex asked.

"Alex, you may be a major bitch, but I think this place rocks!" I yelled.

"Screw you!" she retorted.

"If you keep up that attitude, you won't any time soon." I smirked.

"WHA- YOU SICK LITTLE DOG!" She yelled chasing me into the house.

"Our new roommates." Lock said happily.

"WHEN I GET MY HANDS YOU, YOU'RE DEADER THAN YOU ARE NOW! BEING STABBED IN THE HEART WILL BE NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I'M GONNA DO!" Alex yelled.

"I SAID SOMETHING BAD AND I'M GETTING AWAY WITH IT! THE AFTERLIFE IS REALLY STARTING TO LOOK UP!" I shouted.

"Our new roommates." Shock and Barrel said in happy unison.