Hey guys! Here's another NejiTen one-shot for the Jellybean Collection. By the way, the names of the chapters are now flavors of jellybeans and they're real since they're fresh from the official Jelly Belly website.

Kankuro: You named the first one-shot 'Strawberry Daiquiri'? And this one's names 'Margarita'?

Me: It was a random pick out of the fifty jellybean flavors. It was done randomly.

Kankuro: But I hate 'Strawberry Daiquiri'.

Me: So do I (no offense to those who don't and to those who fall in love with Strawberry Daiquiri jellybeans).

Kankuro: Change it to Chocolate Pudding or French Vanilla or something.

Me: No way. The flavor picking is random so you'll just have to wait for those flavors to be used. Hey, those two flavors are my faves. –squeal-

Kankuro: The hell do I care.

Me: I bet you like Cotton Candy. Oooh, how manly.

Kankuro: What's wrong with Cotton Candy jellybeans? You flip over them!

Me: Fine, so my point isn't seen here. On with the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Jelly Belly Jellybean Flavors.

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NejiTen One-Shot Number Two:

"5 Signs That Neji and Tenten are Dating"

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"We're not on a date!"

Lee laughed and said, disagreeing with his teammate's denial, "Oh, come on, Neji. It's youthfully obvious. You and Tenten are on a date. How youthful!"

Tenten knew that Neji was fuming now. If he could, he'd strangle Lee with his bare hands then kicked his sorry butt across the land. Of course, Tenten was there to calm him down, "N-No, Lee," Tenten muttered, "We're not on a date."

"Oh really?" Lee said, giggling inside, "I can give five youthful signs that you two are dating!"

Hearing this, Neji growled, "We don't have time for this, Lee! We're very busy and… and… Just get lost!" It's not like Neji to shout. Usually, he'd be calm and just snap angrily without a crease in his face… unlike now.

Ignoring Neji, Lee began to spot the 'signs', "Alright! Gai-sensei told me everything about youthful dates and dating so I won't miss a thing! Yosh!" He gave the couple a gleeful wink and his signature thumbs up. Rolling his eyes, Neji stood there with Tenten waiting for him to shut up.

"Youthful Sign that Neji and Tenten are youthfully on a Date Number One!" Lee exclaimed, his beam sparkling, "You two youths are holding hands!"

When the thought struck to them, the two looked down at their hands, finding their fingers entwined sweetly and even their wrists seemed to hug each other. After a quick realization, Neji glared at Lee and growled again, "Th-That's not considered! Leave us alone, Lee!"

But still, their hands held onto each other.

Not giving up, Lee followed them, snickering behind the huge smile he had on. "Neji," Tenten whispered to Neji, "You have to be patient with Lee. After all, he is our teammate and…"

"I know he's our teammate, Tenten." Neji grumbled with a snap in his tone. Tenten knew when to shut up first.

Neji and Tenten passed the many shops and restaurants until they reached the little, fancy ramen shop with the great sky view from their gigantic windows. After taking a seat in a booth by a window and ordering, Neji looked left and right to see if Lee followed them into the place. Fortunately for him, there was no sign of Lee.

Smiling since she was quite amused, Tenten chuckled and gave Neji's pale hand a quick squeeze, "Hey, don't stress yourself with Lee. He didn't follow us here, at least." Hearing this from Tenten, Neji nodded and murmured, "Alright, I'll chill."

Very soon, the two exchanged no words. Every now and then, Tenten would take her gaze off of the moon and just look into Neji's eyes. It was kinda like the moon anyway… only more charming and Neji's eyes can make her melt in a heartbeat.

"Youthful Sign that Neji and Tenten are youthfully on a Date Number Two!"

The voice boomed from the booth behind Tenten. And lo and behold, Lee popped his head out and grinned, saying, "You two are youthfully looking into each other's eyes! Wow! How youthful! Simply youthfully romantic!"

Neji clenched his fist and muttered, "Can I just punch him, please? It's… too much." Tenten bit her lip and pat Neji's shoulder, saying, "Neji, hang on for a minute. He's… He's just like that. Lee's our friend and we shouldn't hurt him, right?" For Tenten's sake, Neji didn't mind Lee's annoying declarations and the weird stares people have been giving them.

Within a few minutes, Neji and Tenten's orders arrived in their tables. Two bowls of beef ramen were placed before them. Neji picked up his chopsticks and after snapping them as he separated the two sticks. Tenten ate first and as she slurped one of the noodles and drops of the soup sprinkled onto Neji's cheek, making him twitch a little.

"Oops," Tenten said, cheekily smiling with a giggle, "Sorry, Neji. Let me wipe that off." Neji raised his brows to acknowledge her offer. She took her tissue and folded it neatly before rubbing Neji's full cheeks with it, wiping the drops off.

It tickled Neji a little and when he chuckled, Lee popped his head out from the other booth again and exclaimed, "Youthful Sign that Neji and Tenten are youthfully on a Date Number Three!"

Neji and Tenten froze in their position as they looked at Lee with wide eyes. Lee went on, "You two are acting all sweet and sugary! How youthful!"

And hearing that, the other customers eating in the restaurant turned to Lee and the couple NejiTen. Neji covered his face with his palms, looking like he was crying with frustration while Tenten tries to stop him from crushing Lee's bones on the spot.

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"Youthful Sign that Neji and Tenten are youthfully on a Date Number Four!"

"Oh, for the love of…" Neji muttered, glaring back at Lee, who was now tailing the two. Tenten held onto Neji's arm, calming him down yet again. She was successful in doing so once again.

Lee continued, "You're walking her home! A date isn't complete without the ever-so-youthful walk home!"

Neji swore that once Tenten's in her house, he's going to kick Lee's shin then strangle him then punch his face then kick him to the next land. He actually doesn't know why Tenten stops him from doing so. Was it coz she cared enough for Lee or was it coz she'd get embarrassed if he hurt Lee in public?

Must've been the second one.

"When are you going to stop, Lee?" Tenten asked, asking him, "I think Neji and I have heard enough."

Lee shook his head and answered, "I'll stop once you've already done the fifth and last sign! I can wait."

Neji smirked and asked, "What exactly is the last sign, Lee?" Tenten's eyes grew in surprise when Neji asked this. As for Lee, he didn't even question why Neji wanted to find out.

As the two walked up at Tenten's porch, they waited for Lee's answer. Neji leaned on Tenten's front door and awaited Lee's reply while Tenten stood beside him, also curious of what was the last sign that Gai-sensei told him.

"The Last Youthful Sign that Neji and Tenten are youthfully on a Date:" Lee said, "You two will kiss good night… which still hasn't happened."

Neji chuckled and Tenten just grinned at Neji as he said, "Well, Lee, I guess the last sign is comin' up."

And with that, Neji turned to Tenten and gave her a quick kiss on the lips, making her blush. Lee's jaw dropped.

"Happy now?" Neji grumbled, shifting moods, "And besides, we weren't on a date. I just promised Tenten to take her out to that fancy ramen place since it was her birthday last Tuesday and my best friend deserves a lot."

Lee was still silent… until he exclaimed, "But it was a date now since all five signs! How youthful! I am off to go tell Gai-sensei!"

And Lee ran off with one heck of a smile on and one weird kind of eagerness.

Tenten gave Neji a weird look and said, "My birthday wasn't last Tuesday."

Neji nodded and explained, "I know. I was just hoping maybe Lee would fall for it. I don't want him finding out that we've been dating for three months already, that's all."

"Why?" Tenten simply asked, still locking her arms around Neji's. To answer her, Neji said, "The things Lee knows of goes around faster than a burning and panicking Gai-sensei."

Tenten laughed at the strange metaphor and after one last kiss for the night, Tenten got into her house, waving good-bye to Neji.

"Good night."

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Whooooh. That's done. I'm sorry that it's quite short. I'm still worried about my cat. I hope you guys liked this.

Kankuro: It's still lame.

Me: You think everything's lame.

Kankuro: I don't think I'm lame.

Me: Such conceit.

Kankuro: Oi!

Me: Well, reviews are more than welcome, guys. Thank you.