Chapter: Perfect Date?
"So Deidara" Sasori said "Your still going through with the date?"
"Well yeah, I guess, un" Deidara replied.
"but why?"
"huh? Why? Is there a problem, un?"
"It's just that it's Hidan…you know, you'll never know what he's gonna do next"
"I guess that's why I'm going through with the date,yeah"
"So you like the unpredictable type huh.."
"I suppose, yeah" Deidara said "but enough talk gotta go…bye,un"
Sasori looked down.
"Deidara, late again" an annoyed Hidan said.
"Oh so it's just Deidara now huh...just what are you scheming, un?"
"I'm not scheming anything.." He lied "Let's just have fun...Dei-chan"
"Great so we're back to Dei-chan" Deidara said sarcastically "Whatever...so where are we going? un."
"Actually, I have no idea.." Hidan said innocently.
"What? you ask me out, yet you don't know where to take me! un."
"You have quite a lot of pride there...but, I thought you would decide on where to go"
"What a lame excuse,un..oh well...i guess we could go to the waterfall up head, yeah"
"There's a waterfall there?"
"Yeah...didn't you know? un."
"Nope I don't go out much"
"Well then, let's go there, yeah"
Sasori was in his room, thinking about Hidan and Deidara's date.
'What if Deidara falls for him?' Sasori thought 'if that happened he'd be so heartbroken if he found out that Hidan was just toying him'
'What if they kiss?' Sasori clenched his fist of the thought of that actually happening.
'Even worse what if Hidan falls for him?' Sasori paused for a second
'Nah..I don't think Hidan would even think of considering that to happen...i hope"
"J-just ahe-ahead!..?" Hidan said panting "D-don't say shit like that! We've been walking for 15 minutes straight!"
"Hey now, wasn't it you who asked me out?" Deidara stated.
"Yeah, but I don't remember asking you to give me a fucking full-course exercise!"
"Yeah,yeah stop complaining it's just 5 more minutes, un"
"Ughh..."
"Pain-sama!" Tobi called out
"What the-?" Pain uttered as he saw Tobi running full-speed towards him. Two arms wrapped around Pain as Tobi reached him.
"Pain-sama!" Tobi said again.
"Tobi get off me!" Pain demanded as he tried move Tobi away from him, He paused when he saw an unhappy Sasori staring at the sky.
"Hey Tobi..uhh...I hear Itachi has dangos in his room, he's probably eating it with Kisame right now" Pain said even though Itachi told him to keep it from Tobi due to previous horrible experiences.
"Well why didn't you say so earlier!" Tobi said as he ran to Itachi and Kisame's room.
Pain sighed.
He then went and approached Sasori.
"Sasori-san, what's wrong?" Pain asked
Sasori turned to him and said "Nothing."
"Stop lying Sasori-san, somethings wrong."
Sasori sighed.
"It's Deidara, He's on a date with Hidan."
"So?"
"So, it's Hidan, you know how he is."
"Yeah, but, I don't think that that's enough of reason for you to look so down"
"tsk. Believe what you want, I'm going to my room."
Pain sighed, 'How did I end up gathering such troublesome members' He thought.
"We're here, yeah" Deidara said.
"Th-thank Jashin." Hidan said panting.
"Yeah, yeah..." Deidara sat on the grass facing the waterfall "So what now? un."
"I don't know" Hidan replied and sat on the grass as well.
The two just stared at the waterfall quietly, until Hidan broke the silence.
"What do you think of Sasori-san?" Hidan asked.
"Huh? why ask that? un." Deidara replied with a question.
"just wondering"
"Well...he's a great partner, although his view on art is the complete opposite of mine, His passion is inspiring, yeah. And even though he keeps complaining, always saying things like 'Don't keep me waiting, or Don't take too long, hurry up, I hate to be kept waiting..blah blah, He's pretty calm and patient when it comes to his puppetry, yeah, un."
"You must really like him then, say Deidara...did you ever think of considering him being...oh i don't know...your lover?"
Deidara turned slightly pink "W-why ask a question like that? un."
"Oh just curious.."
"W-well, I never really thought about it but, If he asks me... I wouldn't mind, yeah, un."
"I see.."
"You won't tell him that, would you? un."
"Of course not.." Hidan said sarcastically.
"I'm serious, un."
"Alright, alright I'll keep my mouth shut." Hidan said as he lay on the grass "You know, aside from the long walking, this place is pretty relaxing, I should come here more often."
Silence.
"So Hidan, like anyone? un."
"What kind of absurd question is that!..?"
"Well, I was just wondering if an annoying psycho killer like you, is feeling for someone, yeah"
"I don't have time to like anyone!"
"Too busy minding other people's business is what you mean, un"
"Something like that.."
"So then what's your type? un."
"Umm..Immortal.. and Jashin praising of course!"
"There's no one else on earth thats like that except you, so aside from that what else do you like? un."
"tsk. Well i guess the person should have a smart mouth, and enjoy playing tricks on people...you know, that kind of stuff.."
"Of course...un" Deidara sighed.
Another moment of silence came.
Hidan was staring at Deidara who was sitting while watching the falls. 'He looks so at peace' He thought '...so beautiful'
"What are you staring at? un" Deidara interrupted Hidan's thoughts.
Hidan turned slightly pink "Umm..uh nothing...just wondering...what's your..umm..type?"
"Umm.. well aside from being artistic.."
'Sasori's got that down' Hidan thought
"I guess unpredictability is always interesting.." Deidara continued "Kind, caring, funny...umm...I would'nt mind if that person would have a smart mouth...and...well, good-looking, yeah"
"Wow, you require quite a lot for someone so cheap."
"I am most definitely not cheap! at least not as cheap as you! un."
"You're right...I'm not worth much.."
"Wait Hidan, I didn't mean to-"
"Jashin is! He deserves everything! and is worth every penny Kakuzu's has on him!"
'I should've known' Deidara thought.
A few minutes passed and all Deidara and Hidan had been talking about was the members within the Akatsuki.
"Yeah who does Pain think he is? always telling us what to do, he's no God, he's just some ordinary loner!"
"Yeah,un and why the hell did he let Tobi join? All that idiot knows how to do is escape! un."
Hidan and Deidara laughed.
"This was fun, un" Deidara stated "but we should go, it's late"
"I don't feel like walking another 20 minutes, Can't you just do your little bird clay things?"
"They're not 'little clay bird things'! un., they're ART!"
"Yeah, yeah just do it"
"Fine...un"
Hidan just smiled.
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Next Chapter: Don't get mad Sasori-san
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