Brightheart burst into camp, sobbing. "IT'S CLOUTAIL!" she screamed to the world. Firestar ran out of his den.

"What in the name of Starclan is going on here?" he meowed. Brightheart was still sobbing. She managed to pull herself together to tell the story.

"We were patrolling the edge of Twolegplace when Cloudtail smelled catnip. I told him to stay away from the Twoleg gardens, but he wouldn't listen. He was about to take a bite of it when a web-like square thing the Twolegs call a 'cage' closed him inside it. A Twoleg took him away in the cage and brought him in the Twoleg nest. I raced after him into the Twoleg nest to try to sa-"

She was interrupted by Firestar.

"You went in the Twoleg nest?"

Brightheart was angry. "Do you want to know what happened or what?"

"sorry…" Firestar said. "I'll shut up now."

"Thank you." Meowed Brightheart. "Any-hoo, I raced after him into the Twoleg nest to try to save him. The Twoleg took Cloudtail into a room. A moment later, I heard him yowl. Cloudtail and the Twoleg came out and then I rushed up to Cloudtail. I tried to speak to him, but then he said, 'BABY, WILL YOU TAKE ME BACK! THERE, I SAID IT, I SAID IT, I SAID IT. OOO-OOO-OOOO!' I asked him if he was ok then he said, 'woogoo something boo bloo BLAH!' Then he tried to attack me!" she paused to sniff.

"Last, he clawed at me and then the Twoleg said something, but I couln't translate it. So I asked a kittypet and she said it meant they would train him to rule the world!"

Firestar stared like she was crazy. "Really?"

Brightheart suddenly smiled. "NOPE! APRIL FOOLS!"