Ruby and Yu Yu Hakusho Crossover
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"Geeze I try to take a nap in order to channel my powers into healing myself and you guys automatically think I'm dead? I feel so loved!" Ruby said, the last bit sarcastically, as she crossed her arms at her confused and in shock friends after Nora had tackled her in a hug and blubbered out that she had been dead. The poor girl had been hysterical as she clutched tightly to Ruby who patted her head to sooth her until she was rational again…she still didn't let go of Ruby though…and neither did Pyrrha and Yang who had tackled her in hugs next. All of WBY, JNPR, CFVY, Ozpin, Glynda, Penny and Qrow were gathered around her on the ground, occasionally one or two of them would reach out and touch her shoulder or face to make sure they weren't dreaming.
"Not everyone can survive being stabbed through the brain like you can dim-wit." An old woman's voice said causing Ruby's head to snap over in that direction as she grinned widely.
"Genkai! How you been doing you old hag? I see your wrinkly old ass is still mobile." Ruby said cheerfully, causing her school friends to gape at hearing her curse for the first time. Her teachers weren't much better.
"Mobile and able to beat you like a drum dim-wit." An old woman with whitish pink hair wearing a rather formal looking outfit said as she and a group of people walked over.
"Not before I blast it to the Spirit World and back, old hag." Ruby said smirking at the old woman who made a derisive noise but smiled slightly.
"Why is it every time we leave you alone for ten minutes you end up dying again? This is the third time that's happened you know." A tall rather pretty woman in a pink kimono with blue hair and holding an oar asked smiling at Ruby while those around her except for Yang and Qrow gaped. Yang and Qrow nearly choked.
Third time?! This was only the second that they knew about!
"It's not like I mean to keep dying! At least I can't actually die and stay dead." Ruby said defensively as she crossed her arms over her chest.
"Here stay still so that I can heal up that cut, it must hurt a lot." A woman with a rather cold feeling about her who was wearing a light blue kimono and had blue hair said worriedly as she stepped up to as close to Ruby as she could get with the others around the fifteen year old, a pair of fans in her hands.
"Eh I don't really feel it but I guess I can't walk around with a large hole in my head huh?" Ruby asked with an easy going grin as the girl waved her fans over Ruby, the battle fans glowing a light blue color. Those around Ruby could almost feel the…they didn't know what it was. It felt like Aura only thicker, more potent. Whatever it was they could almost feel it washing over them as it focused on Ruby.
"Technically you could but it's not exactly a good idea. Besides your brains might fall out and King Yama only knows that you don't have enough to spare." A tall boy in a blue uniform with red hair said smirking at Ruby who smirked right back at him while the others bristled and Weiss winced. That sounded like something she had said to Ruby… repeatedly. After seeing the girl lying there apparently dead…yeah the young heiress was regretting every bad thing she had ever said or done to the younger girl.
"At least I have brains. We cut a hole in your head and we'd all see it's completely empty." Ruby said causing the boy to growl slightly while her friends looked at her shocked. She had never reacted like that before!
"Wait that's not quite right." Ruby said causing the boy to smirk before Ruby grinned mischievously much like Yang did when she came up with a new pun.
"There'd be a few dust bunnies and termites." Ruby corrected causing the boy's face to flush as he scowled while the others snickered.
"She's got you there Kuwabara." A short boy with spiky black hair said snickering as he looked at the much taller boy unintimidated.
"Shut it shrimp! Who asked you?!" The tall boy shouted at the shorter one who didn't look phased in the slightest.
"You're about as scary as a wet kitten." The short boy said blankly in return, causing Ruby to laugh at them.
"You guys haven't changed a bit have you?" Ruby asked grinning up at them and causing them to smirk at her.
"Of course not princess." A tall dark skinned man with white hair said smirking as he easily reached down and lifted Ruby up out of the midst of her friends and teachers, gently placing her on his shoulders.
"Cool! I can see almost everything from up here! Thanks Cho!" Ruby said distracted instantly as she looked around happily from atop the giant's shoulders. Her friends and teachers looked less than pleased however.
"Friend Ruby? Do you require assistance in getting off of the large strangers shoulders?" Penny asked glaring at Cho who raised an eyebrow at her.
"It's okay Penny. Cho is another of my friends and is a big softy." Ruby said grinning as she poked Cho's cheek, making him scowl and blush.
"He can't even deny it because he knows it's true." Kuwabara said snickering while Cho glared at him.
"I won't hurt children and the princess but I am not afraid to hand you your ass on a silver platter Kuwabara." Cho growled causing Kuwabara to scowl at him.
"Yeah right. I'm about as afraid of you as I am of her and we all know she's as threatening as a wet kitten." Kuwabara said nodding towards Ruby who was looking around wide eyed before her eyes narrowed as her head snapped towards Kuwabara.
"Coming from the guy who gets his ass kicked by a girl half his size on a daily basis!" Ruby retorted glaring and causing Kuwabara to snarl.
"I go easy on you because you're so short! I can kick your ass in a heartbe-" Kuwabara began to say only to be knocked down as a dainty foot pressed down on his chest. Looking up he saw a darkly smirking Ruby standing on top of him, her eyes swirling slightly with power as she looked down at him.
"Ha! Kicked your ass again in a nano-second. Gotta move faster than that Kuwabara!" Ruby said smirking wider, showing slightly sharpened canines while everyone stared at her. There was dead silence for a moment before a toddler piped up with a question that had Ruby dashing off and hiding behind Glynda while the new group started snickering.
"Ruby where's your tiara?"
"I'M NOT WEARING THAT DAMN THING AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"
