After what seemed like years for Naruto and Gaara, they jumped as Kakashi materialized on their windowsill.

"Well, hello there" Kakashi said in a quite amused voice.

Gaara's cheeks burned scarlet as Naruto chuckled. "Good morning, Kakashi-sensei… but you know, there is a door…"

"I know, but I wanted to see if you two had finally gotten together so I decided to drop by here unexpectedly." I thought there would be more action, honestly Naruto… you have the Kazekage in your bed…. you could be doing so many things…. He blushed a little bit, the red disappeared fast but Naruto saw it.

He jumped, slugged at Kakashi's head and missed.

Damn that teletransportation jutsu

"Damn Kakashi-sensei, you're worse than the ero-sennin himse…… oh crap." Since Kakashi had dodged him and he was too busy complaining, he had not noticed that he was falling…

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A few minutes later.

Naruto opened his eyes, slowly getting accustomed to the whiteness

The hospital… again he bemoaned in his mind.

"Well hello there" Kakashi snickered through his mask.

"Hi, Kakashi-sensei" He tried to sit up, "huh, that tick---- OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!" he had a very horrible pain on his butt. He slammed right back, gripping the hospital bed. "What the hell happened to me Kakashi -sensei?"

"Let's see. You fell out of the window, complained, gathered chakra on your feet but then you fell on your butt and passed out" He said in a very matter-of-factly voice with a tinge of amusement.

"GAH!!" Naruto pointed at Kakashi "YOUR FAULT SENSEI ."

"Before you say anything else, I want you to know that I did this to help you out."

Naruto stared at Kakashi in disbelief… how could breaking my butt help me?!?!? He opened his mouth to complain in a very unnecessary loud tone of voice but Kakashi flipped him and poked something on his spine.

"Try moving now" He smiled.

Naruto moved and felt totally normal, he was about to thank Kakashi but again, Kakashi poked him and flipped him again.

"Ok, move now."

"OUUCHHH" The pain had come back. But he was trying to piece this together so he didn't complain as much… but Kakashi was just way too eager so he began to explain.

"Ok, I planned the fall, but here, let me explain." He teletransported to the windowsill and crouched in his favorite position. "I knew that you and Gaara were going to hit it off. So obviously, you want more time with him, so I created a scenario on my head in which you hurt yourself so bad that you couldn't be moved but that I could still heal you if you really needed to move. So I did what I did and when you fell, I had Kankuro guiding your fall so that you could hit the exact spot I wanted you to hit. So, now, as you can see, I am able to "heal" you by poking a certain spot on your back. Now, in a few minutes, Gaara will be here and I'll show him how to do this since after you fell I told him of the plan and he offered the hospital that he would take care of you while you recovered. According to the people here, you have a week." He winked "Today, me and the others will head for Konoha and when it's your time to go, Gaara will be the one taking you. I made some arrangements to make that happen." He smiled behind his mask and Naruto stared at him in adoration. His eyes widened and mouth dropped open.

"Kakashi-sensei, you are, officially, the awesomest person in this whole world." He paused. "But wait, isn't Sakura fully capable of healing me?"

"Well, yes, she is, but she had to head for Konoha today before dawn since Lady Hokage needed her to help out at the hospital and whatnot. " He looked innocently at the wall.

"Kakashi-sensei… you are awesome" he laughed "perverted and never on time, but still pretty damn awesome."

"Umm, thanks? But meh, anything for a young couple in love."

"But couldn't you have just poked me instead of having me falling out a window and passing out?"

"Well. Yes, I guess I could have but I needed to have a medical record and to have this be realistic along with witnesses and stuff… and also… it was pretty funny to see you falling out a window."

"KAKASHI-SENSEIII!!!"

Just as Naruto was screaming and Kakashi was laughing, there was a soft knock on the door.

"Come in!" They both said at the same time.

Gaara stepped into the room and smiled at both of them.

"Kazekage, glad to have you here, now come here and I'll show you the right way to poke Naruto here."

"Ok" Gaara turned a very cute shade of pink at Kakashi's choice of words. But he still stood by Naruto's bed observing as Kakashi flipped Naruto and positioned his fingers.

"Ok, Gaara, you put your fingers like this, in between these two vertebrae here and press like this." he demonstrated. "Ok Naruto, try moving now."

He arched his back "No pain Kakashi-sensei" he turned to look at Gaara "I guess it's your turn, Gaara!" He said with a huge bright smile.

"Waiiit, Naruto, first I gotta make your butt hurt again so that I can see if Gaara can do this by himself." This caused Gaara to blush, yet again at Kakashi's choice of words, and watched Kakashi positioned his fingers and pressed softly on Naruto's back.

"OK…. Gaaara, come here" Kakashi motioned for Gaara to put his fingers on the blonde's back. Then Kakashi took Gaara's index and middle fingers and positioned them correctly and letting him get the feel of the nerves and muscles so that he could recognize where to push. Then he motioned for Gaara to press down, and he did.

"Good job Kazeka…. I mean… Gaara, I think that you did a good job, but just for kicks and giggles, let's have our subject here move, so please, Naruto, if you would."

Naruto moved around, and stretched "Ahhhh, that feels good. Good job hon." He said as he threw his arms around Gaara, who hugged him back and nuzzled against him.

"Ok, trust me when I say that I hate to break this, in fact, I'd let you guys go as far as you could because that would be enjoyable, but you have a week and then the three days that it takes to get back to Konoha … I arranged this and pulled some strings so that they could let you, Gaara, take Naruto back. Soooo, for right now, Naruto, please lay back down and I'll talk to the nurses to that they send you on your way" He winked and stepped out of the room after putting Naruto back into his handicapped state.

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"Sooo, Gaara, we have 10 days, what do you want to do?" He gave the redhead a very mischievous smile causing said redhead to blush.

"I don't know yet… but we could improvise along the way." He gave an innocent smile and winked.

"I can't wait, if fact, if I could, I'd pounce on you right now and…….."

"Uzumaki, Naruto?" The nurse asked as she walked in."

"Right here." He did his best to sound hurt and miserable.

"Ok, we're going to knock you out and then, your sensei will take you to the Kazekage's home and he has also offered a way to knock you out without using knockout drugs, which is good because since your chakra is very very strong, it would take a very bad toll on you. Now if you would, Kakashi." She ended with a sheepy smile at the son of the White Fang of Konoha. Kakashi poked Naruto's neck and he went into an unconscious state, but without dismissing the fact the nurse had referred as Kakashi by his first name with no honorific…. Such a signal of intimacy…. Way to go Kakashi-sensei, Naruto mentally encouraged his teacher.

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Naruto got awakened, yet again by another poke on his neck… he'd seriously need to ask Kakashi how to do that since he could use it for…… he stopped thinking and opened his eyes and was greeted, yet again, by the Sunakagure Sun, high up at noon.

"Ungh… where am I?"

"Hello there." Both Kakashi and Gaara said as they both materialized above Naruto's face. "Gaara, would you do the honors?" Kakashi asked anxious and excited as he looked with a hidden smile at Gaara.

"Sure, Kakashi-san."

"Gaara, with his sand, lifted Naruto and turned him around in mid- air and then he slowly set him down on the bed. Then, as Kakashi instructed, he placed his fingers and pressed. To think, soon, it's just going to be me and you alone, Naruto. Gaara blushed at the thought.

"Should I try to move now?"
"Yes, if you could."

Naruto spread his legs and then proceeded to stand on all fours, giving Gaara a fine view.

"Good job again, my love." He got on his knees on the bed and spread his arms for a hug. "Come here I can't just look at you and not fill you with affection." He said with a very very sweet and childish voice that made him sound like a kid who had been refused a piece of candy.

The redhead approached him and got enveloped in a firm and yet tender embrace which he reciprocated. Then Naruto kissed him on the forehead and then on the nose, and finally, on the lips.

"Gah… I love you kids, in fact, I'd let you keep this up until you finally noticed I was here but unfortunately, here comes everyone to say goodbye and I have to leave with them. So, Gaara, if you would…" Kakashi said in a very disappointed voice… GAH they were just so damn cute together.

Gaara went through the well-learned position and put Naruto on his disabled state, and then proceeded to tuck in his lover and give him a peck on the lips.

Finally they heard a loud extremely enthusiastic yelling from Lee, approving yells from Gai, complaining from TenTen, and a sigh from Neji at the door, then the knocking. Kakashi opened the door and let everyone in.

The first person to walk in was Gai, followed by Lee running and very dramatically dropping on his knees by Naruto's bed, followed by Neji and TenTen who just kinda walked in side by side. TenTen was carrying a basket-thingy with a weird looking ribbon (mind you, she is too cool to know how to make a girly and well-formed ribbon. .")

"Naruto-kun… this is horrible!! Your youth has been put at rest!!! GAH DON'T DIE!!! WHO ELSE WILL MAKE KAGE-BUNSHIN FOR ME!!! PLEASE GET SOON BETTER!!!" I think we can all guess that it was Lee in his extremely awesomely overly-dramatic voice, with tears streaming down his cheeks and his trade-mark fist over his heart.

"Yes, Naruto, I do hope that you get better too, it shall be no challenge for you because the power of youth runs through your veins." He gave his Nice Guy smile and gave him the thumbs up. "I made this for you." He pulled out of his vest a notebook-looking thing and some thing that looked like a belt, which he separated into two and set it on the table. "This here, it has all the workouts that you can do with your arms in your condition."

"WHAT ARE THOSE!!?" Naruto exclaimed in a very very very hyper voice, pointing at the things on the table.

"These are arm weights, 70 pounds each!" The table creaked under the weight, almost as if complaining.

"AWESOME!!!" Both Lee and Naruto screamed at the same time. TenTen just rolled her eyes and Neji just stood there, mentally amazed at the hyperness of the two. TenTen then proceeded to set the basket on Naruto's nightstand.

"Ohhhh, what's in there?"

"It's a care-package, Naruto… buut" she snickered, "I don't know what you're supposed to bring when a person breaks their butt… which, for some reason, doesn't surprise me from you, Naruto." She made a thoughtful face and then she couldn't keep it straight and burst out laughing, which had everyone laughing microseconds after she started, even Neji chuckled at his girlfriend's little remark… but the fact that Naruto had broken his butt honestly didn't surprise him either.

"Oh, yeah... thanks for that TenTen"…. He blushed in embarrassment.

They joked around for a few more minutes until they had to leave. They said their goodbye's and left.

"I'll catch up with you guys in a little bit."

"Ok, Kakashi, but when you catch up with us, you'll have a fierce race to look up to so toughen up." Gai said as him and Lee hopped out of the window.

"Oh… umm….ok…" Kakashi waited for all of them to leave, and then turned around to see a blushing Gaara pressing on Naruto's back with a quite mischievous look on his face. "I also have a care package… but it's for both of you to use." He said with a wink. "I'll be right back." He said as he poofed away in a cloud and came right back. There was something in his hands. It was a medium-sized box, a bit larger than a shoebox, and it had a note attached to it. Then, he went towards then and opened the box, with a flourish.

Naruto and Gaara just stared, open-mouthed while Kakashi just looked at their priceless expressions with a smug and amused look.