Disclaimer: Me: Well, I guess it's safe to say that I own Twilight.

Stephanie Meyer: What makes you think that?

Me: That.

Stephanie: ???? (turns around)

Raven: (smiling evilly as Stephanie sees her)

Stephanie: (runs away screaming again)

Me: Wow, what did you do to her?

Raven: Many, many, things.

Me: (laughs) What did you decapitate her or something.

Raven: I have in one of my disclaimers before.

Me: That's weird........... Show me how!!!

Raven: Okay first you--

A/N: Well, once again the very talented author Raven other known as crazykgirl9 on fanfiction. She is very talented, please check out her stories they're really great! Well anyway, here's the next Mad Spoof scene, and I'd like to thank Raven for helping me with this idea! She rocks!

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Once again somewhere in the Volturi castle

Aro: (walking around looking like he has a secret)

Jane: (walks up) What'd you do now?

Aro: (talking fast) hellomydearone!

Jane: Are you hiding something?

Aro: (puts hand to his heart) What makes you think I am hiding something?

Alec: Maybe the fact that you are sweating venom.

Aro: (scoffs) It's hot in here isn't it?

Jane: Um, you are a vampire, you can't be hot.

Alec: Maybe it's that cockroach he ate.

Hiedi: (stomps in) ARO!!!!!!!!!

Aro: Crap! (hides behind Jane)

Hiedi: Gee, I wonder where Aro is.

Aro: (whispering to Alec) My hiding place is working!

Hiedi: (yanks Aro up by his collar)

Aro: I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiedi: How could you?!

Caius: What did he do?

Hiedi: He raped my porpoise!

Sulpicia: What?!

Aro: Heh, heh... Look guys she's just joking.

Hiedi: I am not!

Sulpicia: (gasp of horror)

Hiedi: And the worst part is; Snugglebuddy is boy!

Alec: Who names a porpoise Snugglebuddy?

Aro: I didn't necessarilly rape it, I-

Jane: Oh god!

Alec: Ew!

Sulpicia: (hisses)

Aro: Honey, calm down.

Sulpicia: Oh, you better run Aro.

Aro: AAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs away)

Hiedi: Get back here! (Sulpicia and Hiedi run after him)

Jane: Why our family? Why?

Caius: I don't know, but it's so PG-13 around here anymore.

Jane: But Alec and I are only twelve.

Marcus: Let's get rid of you two then!

Jane: (starts crying)

(off in the distance you hear) Aro: OOOOOOOW! Don't cut that off!!!!

Sulpicia: Oh who needs both their legs.

Aro: Apparently not me. (sobs) OW! AAAAh!

Hiedi: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Alec: (looking off in the distance where the luny screams came from)

Caius: No fair! He said if anybody would ever decapitate him it would be me!

Marcus: He told me that too.

Alec: I think Aro is a big fat liar.

Caius: Like Marcus is any better.

Marcus: Get over it! It was a one night stand!

Caius: (crying) You're awful!

Marcus: I don't care.

Jane: (wiping eyes) Just when you think Marcus has feelings.

Marcus: I don't have feelings you little snot-nosed brat!

Jane: (causes shooting pain in Marcus)

Marcus: I'm sorry stop! (whimper whimper)

Jane: Say you have a fat gay butt!

Marcus: (sobbing the words) I have a fat gay butt.

Jane: (stops pain)

Marcus: (flits away crying)

Felix: (tisk tisk) I just can't believe the have power over us.

Demetri: I know it.

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A/N: Okay that was the second chappie!!! What'd you think?! I going to end each chapter with Felix and Demetri! :D

Please review! It'll mean a lot! :)

BTW, I most likely won't have a new chapter up tomorrow, I have to update two of my other stories, thankies again!

~Taryn