i woke up to ash and dust,I was wet and I reeked of must, I breathed in chemicals, I was waking up in what seemed to be a dungeon, and then I noticed it was a dream, there was this guy, he was well, a weird hybrid and was trying to interrogate me and I wasn't giving in. He was telling me I need to stop being an idiot and just commit suicide. I was telling him no. Then this pony like thing came in and said " discord, why are you going to corrupt two dreams One night, I will vanquish you" then I woke up in a bed in what seemed to be a room, I woke up wondering two things, why was I naked and why I had hooves. I then looked for my orion spacesuit which I found conveniently placed in my dresser. I then checked my vitals which were all fine.i looked at myself in a mirror showing I was Infact a Pegasus thing.i then put on my space suit and magically molded into it, then I checked what I looked like in a mirror and noticed I was me, a human .i then loaded my m25 carbine and my . I checked my wing suit, parachute and jet pack / boosters. I then knocked extremely hard on the ebony door that was keeping my shut inside this room in what looked to be a tower with one window. I screamed "hello,is anybody there! Help!" I then heard two pairs of high heel like beats walk across the floor. Then I heard the door be unlocked. It opened to two horse like Pegasus unicorn things one bigger than the other. I then screamed " great mother Mary of god, holy shit!" and ran over two the window then broke it as jumping out. I first deployed my wing suit and glided about 500 feet to another town of the cliff. I then deployed my parachute and glided to the nearest roof top. I then broke the roof into a stereo room of a house which had 6 pony like things in it. I then jumped through to another house and pulled out my m25 carbine and started running like a traversing around 20 houses I noticed I was being followed by tones of flying horse things. They all dived at me with spears. Even if they did hit me the spears would have deflected and not pierced my suit. I then jumbed through the last window and used my jet pack to land. I then started sprinting to we're I crashed in the meadows. The guard like things were far behind me now. I got to my escape pod crash in another hour. Once there I noticed that I was actually very close to the castle. I knew I had to make this quick because I had pissed off the natives that lived here and needed to move quick. I then downloaded my ai onto my spacesuit drive and put camping equipment and food/water into my bag. The last thing I did was check to see If the radio was working which it was so I brought it with me.i then got back on the path through the forest. I ended up at a cottage in good working order. I then opened the door to see a weird pegasus thing say "oh.." then got my 56. Magnum out and said "put your hands on your head and crouch or you will be killed by my laser pistol" she then said "ahhhhh" I then said "get your hands on your head and crouch an nobody gets hurt" she then did what I said "now, i need answers now, we're am I?" she then replied " equestria" I then said " are you carnivores" she said " I don't know what that means" I then said "do you eat meat" she then replied "no" I then said "good, now I feel safe and sound" she then asked me if I could stop aiming the thing at my head, I then said "sorry for being rude but I need to run back to this town over there" then she said " please do" i then asked what her name was and she replied fluttershy. I then said goodbye and started running back.