Marth's Curse or Pikana's visit

As if I own SSBB or SSBM but I do own me!

Chapter 2

"Ok I'm going to try change you back." said Master Hand

"Please hurry." Said Martha who didn't like the fact of her gender

"WWWHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Yelled Crazy Hand as he zipped through and said

"Master Hand said signed theses cutezy wootzy forms."

Sonic scanned the paper

"AllrightsthatMasterHanddoesnothaveinsuranceincaseofinjurysicknessordeathThisformenablesMasterHandtoperatewithoutanyreleaseformsand
clinicalexperienceBysigningthisyouandyourfamilyarenotallowedtosue!"

"Oooooookkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyy...I'll sign."

"Excellent okay here is the spell. Genious Switchia Ezxagt Arfski."

Martha slowly changed into Marth as the other Smashers watched and cheered. Then...

"No No No No No No No No No No No No No No! He hasn't finished being a girl!" yelled Pikana's voice from no where as she turned
Marth back into Martha.

"I think Pikana doesn't want you to become Marth again. So in the mean time you will be bunking in Samus' extra bed."

"I DON"T WANT MR. I'MA NEW GENDER IN MY ROOM!"

"Samus" said Master Hand with a hint of annoyance

"Fine."

"Dissmissed"

"Don't feel bad Marth-a, Hey why can't I say your male name?" asked Roy

"Curse." Said Mewtwo floating by

"Whatever. Everything will be the same."

"Yeah, No Men's Room, No Video Games with the Guys (the Wii is divided onto men's time, woman's time and together time.) and
no room sharing." Said Martha

"Everyone will treat you the same. And you can see yourself naked"

"SLAP."

The two arrive in their room and Roy helps Martha pack and Martha walks upstairs to the Ladies' Floor.

"Knock Knock."

"Come in."

Martha walks in and sees Samus. She was obviously expecting someone but not her. She scowls when she sees her and indicates
the empty bed near the door. Martha dumps her stuff on the bed when Samus takes off her suit and leaves the room.

Martha looks at the clean indigo walls with a few aliens wanted posters on Samus' side. The carpet was a deep purple which
suprised Martha as Roy always covered the floor with his mess. She puts up a poster of Altea and a portrait of his family.
After unpacking Martha left the room.

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"Toon Link VS Martha (laughs from the insensitve ex-villians) you're up!" yells Master Hand

"Good luck bro!" yells Toon Link's Twin

"Good Luck Martha!"

"Your course is Picochat! One stock, Begin"

Martha starts running but Toon Link uses his Hero's Bow to stop her. Martha seemed slower because Pikana dulled her muscles
when transforming Marth. Slowly Martha uses her DAncing blade move when Picochat draws some flames. Then suddenly a Beam Sword
appears and Toon Link grabs it and slices Martha's loose chestplate and it falls out.

The problem was Pikana forgot to give Martha a bra and there were no undershirts (no I didn't forget muhahahahaha)

Toon Link jumped off the stage in pure fright.

Wario, Snake, Bowser, C. Falcon and Ganonndorf started drooling.

Mewtwo, Sonic and Lucario covered the other Pokemon's eyes including Red.

R.O.B saved this on his harddrive

Zelda and Peach tackled Mario and Link so they wouldn' fall in love

Samus ate a bananna in the kitchen and when she saw the scene she blew chunks on Mr. Game 'n' Watch.

Alot of things happened to Wolf, Falco and Fox.

Kirby and Yoshi gobbled everything in the fridge and had no clue what happened.

Ness, Lucas, the Ice Climbers, the Kongs and the Link twins ran.

Master Hand switched off the match machine and Peach grabbed a towel and wrapped Martha

Martha cried and all the girls ran off

Roy tried to speak with her but Samus tied him with her grappling hook to a pole because she thought he was a drooling idiot

Luigi and Dr. Mario just stared at Crazy Hand who was pretending to be a pony.

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In Samus' room Martha was given one of Zelda's dresses because Samus' outfits were inappropriate at this time and Peach had only
pink dresses.

"It's Ok Marth-a" said Zelda

"Yeah Peach gets photos naked." said Samus

"Huh?" said Marth and Peach

"Snake has a hidden camera somewhere and sells them through the mansion."

"Grrrrrrrr" started Peach until she heard Martha's wet chuckling

"Thanks."

"KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!"

Samus got up and answered the door. There were a bunch of flowers with a note for Martha.

Dear Martha,

Sorry for being a jerk, I apologise for our behaviour,
We're really sorry (Or at least I am)
Forgive us Martha.

From a Friend who cares

"Who is this guy?" asked Peach

Zelda drags Samus and Peach to the bathroom

"Ok I know Martha was a guy but maybe Pikana is asking us to play matchmaker."

"How do you know?" asked Samus

Peach hands Samus a note from the bathroom mirror saying play matchmaker and it was signed by Pikana

"I hate it when she does that." Said Samus

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"Where are the girls?"

"Here!" Nana said

"Jiggly!" (Guess who has her voice back?)

"Not you two. Samus, Zelda, Peach and Martha!" said Mario

"Maybe we were to harsh on her." Said Roy

"Nah Girls love attention like that." said Gannondorf

He was greeted by two mallets and a pound attck followed by the grand piano falling on him.

"Sorry!" yelled DK

"Smashers who are pretty butterflies dinner will be late cause our birdy Master Hand is flying for foooooooood cause Dino and
mashmellow ate it all. WWWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!! esdfghjhgvcvgshcbvecv!" yelled Crazy Hand (yes mashmellow is supposed to be
marshmellow but this is Crazy Hand)

A puddle of water started coming in the dining room. Sonic checked it out. R.O.B was plugged into the TV. He was showing the
recent video Wario, Snake, Bowser and C. Falcon were watching and drooling. Olimar was huddled in a corner sucking his thumb
destroying all bad thoughts.

Pikachu walked in and switched off R.O.B. The Four Pervets attacked Pikachu. Pichu joined the brawl. Mewtwo ate popcorn watching
the brawl. Link got pushed by Wario into the brawl. Kirby and Yoshi ate Mewtwo's and Lucario's Popcorn and they mad their own
brawl. Luigi cried.

Fox yelled that Master Hand was back. Ike left to look for the girls so Peach could start cooking.

"OY! Peach! Master Hand has got the goods! Dinner won't cook itself! Get Down Here"

(Yes Ike thinks highly of women -sarcastic-)

Peach ran down. She was wearing makeup so Ike supposed the girls were giving each other mani-cures and facial. He imagined Martha
looking like she was from clown college.

Ike chuckled as he left to watch the unofficial brawl in the TV room.

Zelda read Ike's mind and crossed him out of the possible match list for Martha.

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Samus took Martha downstairs

"I don't wanna go downstairs." whined Martha

"Relax it's just dinner." said Samus

"My first dinner as a girl which I'm wearing a dress and makeup. Not to mention I have to deal freaky guys."

"You just have to be calm and civilised to get rid of the jerks."

"Hey Samus babe wanna make out?" said C. Falcon

"DDDDDIIIIIEEEEE!!" she yelled shoting her stun gun at him

"That's calm and civillised??"

"Shut up and get downstairs."

"Yes mame."

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How will dinner go? Will Pikana change Martha back? Who is Martha's friend? Why the hell am I asking these questions?

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