Hey, guys. ARandomperson wanted me to continue this, so I decided to do the next episode. Sorry it took so long. I had school and other oneshots to deal with. Please mind that I am caught up in the series (well, what has aired in Canada, anyways). Brick's kicked off, so it'll be sort of difficult for me to do more Jo/Brick stuff (I wanted them to get together XD. Ah, wells). I plan on doing an extra special one, that will be hilarious, for when Jo gets kicked off (she will bitch a lot). For the oneshot contest winners: I have the Scott/Brick oneshot sort of almost finished, it will be done some time this week; I have the Duncan/Courtney one started, I have a lot of ideas for this one and I will get it out as soon as possible; I haven't started on the Alejandro/Heather one, as I don't have a lot of ideas; and the other one is not started either. Also, Not Like The Movies chapter nine will be out later on this month after I deal with the oneshots. I apologize for the hiatus. Don't you all love long-assed author notes? With all that said, I hope you enjoy this chapter. Again, there is coarse language. Enjoy, everypony~ :D

~Takes Place After "A Mine is a Terrible Thing to Waste"~

Journal Entry: 346

Location: Female Rats side of the cabin; Camp Wawanakwa, Muskoka, Ontario, Canada

Campers Remaining: Six.. Wait! No, seven...

Chances of Making it to the Next Round: What do ya think? I'm amazing!

So, Lightning is not as bad as I thought. He still won't acknowledge my gender, though. Hey, Lightning! Get. It. Through. Your. Thick. Skull: I AM NOT A BOY! Anyways, I managed to start an alliance with him. He's a strong player, and I can probably use him to get further in the game. Hell, if he thinks I'm a guy, I'll let him... On second thought, I'll exchange his eyes with a blind man's because blind people clearly have better eyesight than him. Still, I need to keep him close... for now. Once he becomes useless, I'll just dump his ass!

Anyways, looks like Sargent Piss-Myself thinks he's better than me! Nobody is better than me! He was pissing me off all day! God, I thought having Brick on my team again was going to be great, but I guess I was wrong. Then again, I don't blame him; nobody in this game is capable of playing it as well as I am.

What was first thing he did to piss me off, other than decide he was going to be in charge of my team? Well, Colonel Bladder-Deficiency decided to slow us down. I mean, what soldier is afraid of the dark? Is he seven? So, I did the only logical thing, Lightning and I left him behind. Coward. The next thing that set me over the edge? He practically gave the Maggots the win! What the Hell! They're on the other team! We were so close to winning! He just had to go save them! Couldn't Svetlana do something to save himself? God! Why is Red such a bimbo? There was no reason for Brick to save them. No reason! He's called Brick for a reason...

Miss Spray-Tan gave up today. Ha! Loser! The diamond was fake, by the way! Pft, what a joke. I'm laughing silently to myself. I really hated her, but I was looking forward to defeating her once the teams merge. Speaking of teams merging, I have a feeling Chris will merge them soon. Then again, Tight-Ass-Skinny is back in the game, so that is out of question. What to do, what to do...

I don't miss Brick, if that's what you're thinking. I was sooo over him when he couldn't keep up. Anyone who can't keep up with me is not worth it. As I said before, Colonel Piss-Myself can piss himself elsewhere.

I plan on going far in this game at whatever cost! Anything for the million!

-Jo

So, how was it? I apologize for it being so short, I have other shit to do. Please R&R. People who review get hugs from Owen (because he's AMAZING :D)