Lizzie Bennett Darcy danced around the room all night until she was nearly dead and her new husband looked really happy to. Then they left on a horse so they can ride to there honey moon destination in Paris. Lizzie had allways wanted to see the Iffel Tower and the Luve and eat lots of crapes and bagettes. Darcy had always wanted to see the opera house where the Phantom of the Opera lived in the olden times.

This left Lidia and Wickam who were drunk and makeing out in the corner of the room to every one's horror! Also there was Mary who was reading her bible book and ended up meeting this really nice guy called Enjolras who was a friend of Mister Darcy's from the time that Mister Darcy lived in France and owned a bunch of castles there and some gold mines and wineries that made him super rich.

Mary used to be called plane (which in old time terms means not cute) but today she had lost a lot of weight by not eating and drinking junk food like chocolate bars and slurpees. Her long black hair was shinny and she wore a very cute dress with lots of lace and silver ribbons, and this dress had lace sleeves and a peated skirt. It was that light bluey greeney color that is on all the signs for THE GAP this Christpas. She looked totally adorable! And she looked way more adorable because she was carrying around reading her Bible!

"Hello Mister Enjolras I am Mary I am the brides sister."

"Oh hello Mary it is nice to meet you I am a revolutionary from France my name is Enjolras." He jestured around the room. "Shell we take a turn around this here room and I shall get you a glass of sleepytime tea?"

"Why that sounds capital my dear sire." she said and started to walk in a turn with him "Wow I have never met a revolutionary our live here in England is quite dull and all I do is read the bible and write." She sighed. "I long for a life where my superir intellect can be put to use."

"Mary Bennet I know this appears very sudden but I am man who know what he wants! You are the most beutiful woman I ever saw! I am rich and single my dad was a big stockbroker and he left it all to me and I secretly am a vicomt (that is a french noble person) that is why I fight against the government... come to France with me! Marry me and live with me as man and wife!"

"Oh yes my dear Enjolras I will do that and we will live happily ever after! As long as I have books and marmalade I am happy girl!"

Then Mrs. Bennet started to cry because now all her daughters would be married off to sutable gentlemen even her dearest Mary who would now be a vicomtess in France and have to speak French.

MEAN WILE...

"Oh my dear Darcy!" said Elizabeth Bennett on the back of his horse "I cannot wait until we are home and can live as man and wife and I can beaf for you many little Darcy children to pass on your title to!"

"Oh yes my dearest Elizabeth my wife I am the happiest man on earth!" he said on the front of his horse "but now you gotta call me Fitswilliam because i am your husband!"

The horse gallped along the street in the dark woods. Then the horse stopped and reard up. Elizabeth and Darcy were surprised.

"Why is Fluffy so upset?" said Elizabeth "usually he is a good horse."

Darcy shrugged. "Beats me."

But then they heard a noise. And then they saw some flashing eyes in the dark and up ahead many fingures fighting one another. Some looked like big dogs and some looked like very white guys.

"Oh no Elizabeth it is the evil army of the vampires and the were wolfs they are here to fight we must send word to the King before all of this fare land becomes devistated by the distruction of all these vampires and wolfs. They will distroy everything in there path and also they will turn people into vampires and wolfs!"

"No!" said Elizabeth.

So then they turned the horse around and they sped up to its maximum speed and started riding back to England.

MEAN WILE...

Charlotte Collens stood at the boat pear next to the church. Sinjin Rivers, Jane Eyre's good looking cosine, sat on his knees with a look of pure and unbidled pain in his cristaline blue eyes. The party was still going on but he had to leave the wedding part because His boat was about to leave and to go back to Bonbay.

"Beautiful Charlotte Collens also known as Charlotte Lucs. I have never met a woman who more compatible with me... you learn Rosetta Stone... you are compose, and rich, and pretty. You want to learn Hindu Stani... why will you not come back with me to India to teach people the Gospel of CHRIST?"

"Because my family is here! India is so backward... so hot... and I have a house here... I am scared when things are going so good here in England to leave for a faraway place like India..."

"I understand though you brake my heart, Charlotte Collens Lucas! I am heart broken 2 x in one year I am the unluckyest man on Earth... I guess God really wants me to be single and I must except that."

Suddenly a horse gallop by with a guy on it.

"DANGER DANGER everyone be SUPER CAREFUL and BUNKER DOWN" yelled the rider "By order of THE LOCAL DUKE, we must all hide and take shelter and get weapons because... THE VAMPIRE AND WERE WOLF WAR HAS FINALLY HAPPENED!"

"Oh no! We shall all be killed!' cried Charlotte.

"Perhaps this is God giving you a sign. There are no vompires or were wolfs in India, my dearest Charlotte Collins, and God wants you to come be my wife in a vampire-free land!"

"Perhaps you are right... let us marry and produce many childen to the glory of god and convert many pagans! PRAISE BE!" yelled Charlote.

Then they got on the boat and before and vampire or wre wolfs could come near them, the boat sailed away with Charlotte Collens and her future husband Sinjin Rivers on it... for their new romantic life as INDIAN MISSIONARIES!

MEAN WILE...

Inside the church, as the boat sailed away, everyone at Darcy's wedding became scared. They began to scream.

Then Enjolras and Mary and Mr. Bennet stood on a pew.

"No panic! Everyone we gotta fight togehter! This church made of stone and it will be safe in the basment. We must collect up all the water and dranks we can, take them down stairs, and then grab any thing you can use as a wepon and arm yourself - knifes, shovels, pipes, anything!"

"Who made you the boss?" said Caroline Bingly who was a real jerk. "I am not following some dirty French man and some Bennet girl! It is perfecly safe, and every one is just exagerating the risks of these... supposed vampire and were wolfs!"

Then Caroline walked out the big hole in the side of the church left by the Nega Verse soldiers. Every one then heard her scream. Her brother looked out the hole in the wall and gasped.

"OH MY GOSH SHE BEEN EATEN BY A WERE WOLF!" screamed him.

Then the whole wedding recepton screamed except for brave Mary, her dad, and Enjolras.

"EVERY ONE DO AS WE SAY!" shouted Enjolras "I am a revolution in France, I know what I am doing! DO WHAT I TELL YOU AND ARM YOURSELF THEN GET TO THE BASEMENT AND WE BARRICADE THE DOOR!"

Then they all ran down the stairs with whatever they can carry... getting ready for the vampire/were wolf apolcalypse!

AUTHORS NOTE TO BE CONTINUED also I DO NOT CAER IF MEAN PPL HATE THIS STORY NO OFFENSE LOOK HOW MANY FOLLOWS AND FAVES I GOT I THINK U R JEALOUS GOD BLESS

ALSO HI TO ESTHRER WHO ENCOURAGE ME TO WRITE THIS STORY THIS WAY... SHE LOVE LE MISERABLES (that is wear Enjolras is from BTW)