Yup. I actually made a chapter 2. You can shoot me now. Here- take my gun. I don't need it in this chapter anyways. Be sure to return it for the possible chapter 3, though. XD This chapter is written a bit differently than the last.


"Yu-Gi-Oh Millennium World, volume 6, Duel 51: Until our Ba runs out!"

Okay, y'know what? Stop right there.

First of all, why bother to include words like 'ba', 'ka' and 'heka'? They're annoying to read, and nobody will know what they mean. Oh, wait. It seems footnotes had to be added. See, if you have to add a footnote to explain something that could easily be replaced with a more understandable word, then don't bother adding the confusing word. Plus, the second I read that footnote, I'm probably going to forget what the words mean a few pages later. So you've added many footnotes in different places. How annoying to place, and how annoying to read, still! What's even more annoying to read than the words and the footnotes for the words, is the bolding and italicizing of all the words! It gives the impression that the character is saying the word with a lot of emphasis. So this is what Pharaoh Yugi could sound like with the word 'ba' and 'ka' emphasized:

"Oh no! My BAH! is almost gone! Wait! My friends are fighting using their own KAH!!"

Sounds stupid, right? Well, it sounds stupid to me. Wanna know what else seems stupid to me? The way Kazuki Takahashi designed Zorc. There is a dragon/snake/whatever the hell it is, protruding from Zorc's crotch. Don't act like you haven't noticed it before. I think we can all agree that Kazuki may have a vaguely perverted mind, or maybe it's not vague at all.

Now, this chapter has nothing to do with Millennium World, so forget about that for a while. So, rambling set aside, let's begin chapter two of Yugitarded.

*Yugi just won some random duel against some random evil character- how about Marik? Yeah, Marik. Okay. Good.*

"You did it, Yugi, you won!"

"Yaaaaaaay!"

"How do you feel?"

Midget Yugi smiled up at his friends/suckers. "Well, my life was threatened by the 'forces of darkness' in the form of a children's card game gone wrong, but luckily my more masculine alter ego did all the dirty work for me and I will now just completely take him for granted, take all his credit and always expect him to get me out of all my tight situations! Now let's go get hamburgers."

"Sorry, Yugi, we can't get hamburgers anymore!"

"Why not, Jonouchi?"

"Because your love of hamburgers disappeared after the first series ended! This is Battle City now! Your one and only love in this world is a children's card game. Hamburgers cannot share your heart anymore."

Yugi frowned. "Oh. I guess you're right. Then let's go eat some card games instead."

"Thattaboy, buddy!"

So Yugi and his companions went to go do boring stuff. Meanwhile, the one guy in the puzzle, we'll call him Yami just because we can, was thinking deeply about what Yugi had said. 'Hm. I do do all the work and never receive my credit. They all just refer to me as Yugi. Oh, Yugi, good job winning that card game with your own skill, all by your lonesome, with no help at all. Please. And this scrawny kid REALLY needs to go into puberty! I mean, I've seen actual children who are taller than this midget high schooler!'

"WHO'RE YOU CALLING A MIDGET SO SHORT THAT HE COULD BE SQUASHED LIKE AN ANT," ranted Yugi.

'…What the hell- where did that come from!?'

"Oh, sorry, Yami, the author forgot what series she was writing for," Yugi calmly explained. Bwahahaha, powrr 2 teh gud fanfikshun riter!!

Anyways.

Sugoruko Mutou was helping Yugi and Jonouchi train for the upcoming children's card game tournament in their high school. Hm. A children's card in a high school for teenagers. Oh, say what? You're asking who the hell Sugoruko Mutou is? Why, he's Yugi's grandapapa, of course! But everyone seems to have forgotten his name. Poor Sugo-chanchan. Speaking of Yugi's relatives, he seems to have none. I mean, his mom showed up for only ten panels in volume five, but that's it. Knowing the world of fanfikshun, I'll bet you fans have filled in this parenthood blank with lots of angst and emo whatshits on Yugi's part, and stuff about his Mum and Dad's epic deaths and trauma at the hands of an evil dark wizard who must not be named. Blah blah blah, fans. Blah blah blah.

So, while Yugi, the other guy, and the grandpa played card games, Anzu went off to update her steamy lemony fanfics featuring her paired with a certain sexy alter ego of a golden puzzle, and Honda went off and killed his sister's (or some sort of family member's) perverted three-year-old baby, (Remember him? Ah, fuck it, nobody does.) beat up some kids, slept with Shizuka, got a dog, rode a motorcycle and slept with Shizuka again just because he could.

Everything was going fine and dandy when suddenly Kaiba showed up in his big-ass helicopter. What? You say he was dead? You say I killed him?

Psh. Such lies from you readers.

"Yugi, I have something that I really want to rub in your face!"

"Go get laid, pretty-boy!" yelled Jonouchi.

"Shut up, I did last Thursday! Anyways, take a look at my super-special-awesome-golden-sexy-sparkly GOD CARD!!!" Epic anime action lines and DUN DUN DUN sound effects surrounded Kaiba and his Obelisk trading card.

"Hm. That's nice- HOLY SHIT, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!"

Kaiba smirked. "Some mysterious smokin' Egyptian chick gave it to me after showing me the most destiny-changing object in the world."

"Oh, it can't possibly get more destiny-changing than that super-special-awesome-golden-sexy-sparkly god card!" said Yugi.

"She showed me an ancient stone Egyptian inscription in hieroglyphs that the three god cards will change the world forever. Then I had a weird flashback and you were a pharaoh and I was still a big greedy asshole. Then the chick said she'd lend me this card, which I am never ever giving back by the way, and then after confirming that Mokuba hadn't been kidnapped or into hard drugs again, I came here to rub it in your puny un-pubescent face! Mwahaha!"

Yugi stared. "…So basically you looked at a giant rock and had some sort of weird-ass dream due to your intoxication."

"Yes!! …Wait, what was that about toxins?"

Then Ol' Grandpa Mutou ran out brandishing a broom at Kaiba. "This is bullshit! Get off my lawn, you greedy egotistical bastard! I was in the hospital due to your fancy-shmancy computerized images!"

Then Camille actually looked at the shit she had written. To end the pitiful existence of this sad excuse of a fic, she had Marik and Yami mind crush everyone to the shadow realm. After that, she had them have a steamy yaoi lemon where Evil Bakura randomly popped up and started angsting about Marik cheating on him, just to fuck with the readers' minds.

THE END

Epilogue:

Yami: I don't even have my own name. How unfitting for a great pharaoh such as I! I know! I'll get Kazuki to make a whole series dedicated to getting me a name! Oh, please, O Awesome Creator! Give me a dedicated Name Arc!

Kaz: ………No. That's a dumb idea and I'm overworked as it is. You're already a main character! I draw you enough! What more do you want from me?

Yami: …What if I mind crush you to the shadow realm?

Kaz: Dude, I created that place. Of course I know how to escape it.

Yami: What?! But you always emphasize, actually more like over emphasize, about how inescapable it is!

Kaz: Shut up. I'm the creator. I do what I want.

Yami: ...Fine! Let's settle our differences like everyone else in this series does! We'll play children's card game!

Kaz: Okay. I summon Uber Ultra Kazuki with 999,999 attack points and activate its special effect in which it gets to attack you the millisecond it's summoned. You lose. No Arc for you.

Yami: Hey! That card doesn't exist in the manga or anime and it's not for sale or retail! WTF, man?!

Kaz: What do you expect?! I'm the creator- I can draw and make up whatever cards I want!

Yami: You've left me no choice. *Ahem* (High pitched girly voice) Jonouchi-chaaan!~ Come in here!~ I have something important to confess to you!~

Kaz: …You wouldn't DARE!!

Yami: *smirk* Jo-jo-chaaan!~ I'm Gee~ay~why-

Kaz: No!! 4kids would censor my whole series and replace me with *shudder* pirates! Okay! Fine! You can have your fucking series!

And so, YuGiOh Millennium World was created! But not before 4kids replaced YuGiOh anyways due to Kazuki's 'horrificly crude language' with unbleeding immortal pirates. Ha.

THE END, BITCH


1441 words of shit-crack. That's 263 more words than last time. I feel a bit proud. I'll enjoy it while I can before I get some huge flame. XD Well, I hope you enjoyed it all the same. :D

Thanks to Mr. Mc 4kids for telling me Shizuka's real name.

Someone is going to sue someone for refrencing Little Kuriboh. *shuffles away*

I'm thinking the next chapter will be about the Magical Land of 4kids featuring none other than the company lead himself, Mr. Mc4kids! ...I said I'm thinking about it.