My new Twilight story...NO VAMPIRES...in this one...I been writing this for a month, fixing the errors and adding things onto it...hope you like it...Special thaknks to Melting Gold and Ditz4lyf

The Way Idiots, Really run

"All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others." -George Orwell


"Is it a bird?".

"It is an airplane?".

"It's Bella. She's come to save us from the Black Blood", I wave my hand down to my fellow people. "I will destroy them. They will learn their lesson", I yelled. Out of nowhere comes an 80 feet tall Rosalie McCane.

"I will teach you a lesson, you evil witch", I yelled at her. "Do you know who I am", she flipped her hair over her shoulder. "You're the monster, that doesn't let us live our lives", I spat in her face while flying around, my cape behind me.

"Lives...you people have no lives. You're pathetic and useless", she said.

I drew my wand out, swaying it around, but before I could cast a spell on her...

"Miss Swan", Mr. Banner called.
"Uh", I replied, half awake.

"It's nice of you to join us. Why don't you stay awake", he was totally annoyed.
"Sure...on with your boring lecture", I waved my hand at him, putting my head back down in my arms.

"Miss Swan, you just sent yourself to the principal's office", he wrote a slip and waited to send me off.

I heard Edward laugh and turned to glare at him. Let me tell you something about this Edward Cullen: All praise the almighty god Edward Cullen...these are his Barbie fan girls. Worship him at his feet, bow to the king. Long live Edward Cullen.

As if. He's like a god around this freakin' school. I mean the guy's rich and all, but he's a totally ass. Well, that's my opinion. I've known Edward practically all my life and it's always competition between us. It's always who's better than the other, and usually he wins...of course.

For example, I used to ride horses and so did Edward. There was a contest and he won first and I won second. Then there was that time in third grade with the Spelling Bee, I won first and he won second place.

There's competition in popularity, art, and etc. For crying out loud, the freakin guy doesn't like to lose against me at all. There are two sections that he could never win against me: that was in art and English. I've been named artist of the year. Won five awards for my art, but also a well known new author

Yeah, I'm rich and famous in some cases, but I could care less about that. Everyone worships the Black Bloods aka the populars, people move out of their way, when walking down the hall, they offer them stuff, even if the populars don't know them. Heres a list of things you might want to know:

1)Black Bloods control the school

2)Black Bloods leader...(Rose) daughter of the Chairmen of the school or also know as principals
make people turn against you

3)Stupid, stupid Black Bloods. They make me want to vomit. Fruit Flies, yes, Fruit flies; that's what they are.

'Now you've done it. You just sent yourself to the office...again. What are you going to tell your parents' . This is Isabella speaking, she's my other half...well more like conscious.

She's Miss little- good girl. 'Shut up. No one want to hear you whine and complain, you wet blanket'. This was B.M.S, my other half. She's the wild, out of control, she's the one who always gets me into trouble.

'This is not the time'! I tell them to shut up. It's like a battle field in my head. One voice telling me to do this, while the other tells me to do that.

"Miss Swan, your slip awaits you", I walk slowly, dragging my feet.

"I'm sure you know where the office is", of course I do! I smiled wickedly at him. Giving him a 'you look yummy. Why don't I just eat you', kind of look, his eyes widened in fear.

"Yeah", I took the paper from him. This was my fifth visit to the office. Before I went to the office, I grabbed a coke and a bag of chips at the vending machine. I walked slowly to the door, opening it, I cursed under my breath.

"Hey", called Mrs. Lace. She's the school's secretary.

"Hey...here", I handed her the coke and chips.

"So what's the news? What is it this time? Talking back, sleeping in class, yelling outside the class room window, caught doing drugs, of flashing the teacher", she knew my history.

"Hey, I was drunk and that was on accident".I retorted.
"Sure", she smiled.

"He was pissing me off. It was the only way to shut him up", both my elbows on the counter, my hands running through my hair.

"Well, he's waiting for you", she looked in the direction of the principals office.
"Yeah, yeah. I know", I walked waving to her without turning back. "Old dirt bag", I muttered under my breath.

"Hello, Miss Swan", he didn't seem please to see me, I smiled at him.

"What's up, Mr. McCane", I did the peace sign with my fingers, he just sighed angrily.

"That's Dr. McCane, to you", he snapped.

"Sorry, sorry. My bad", I shout my hands up like he had pulled a gun. I watched as he sighed and calmed himself down.

"Miss Swan, I'm sure you know this is your fifth visit with me. I'm sure you know the
consequences", he ran a hand through his short blond hair.

"Yes, I know", I looked down at my hands, putting my 'I'm sorry, please forgive me', act.
"Miss Swan, do you remember the last visit you had here. I told you that the next you were sent to the office. I would be assigning something to you", he folded his hands under his chin. I pretended like I forgot, remembering the last words out of his mouth...

Flash back:

"Miss Swan the next time you...blah, blah, blah. I will blah, blah, blah. And then you'll...blah, blah, blah", I stared out the window, blocking out what he was saying.
I was to busy thinking about my manga I was reading.

Uh-Oh

Ichigo?

NOOO!

Whoa

Reminder: get new manga for tomorrow

Whoa

huh

Kiss guy

Whaaat?!

Uh

Gosh

Blush

Cat power? Whatever? Tokyo Mew Mew", Ichigo involved in odd incident, DNA is merged with the DNA of an almost extinct wildcat.

"Miss Swan", the Chairmen called me.

"Uh-yes, I mean", I tried to pretend like I was listening, when I actually wasn't.
"I said our little meeting was over. You will know about the consequences if you do happen to come back to my office", he said.

"So...are we finished", I asked.
"Yes".

"Okay...well bye", I got up to leave, but he stopped me.
"Please keep in mind what I said. And, blah, blah, blah...okay".
"Okay. Well bye", and that was it.

Back to reality:


"Um...yeah, I remembered", I said.

"Well let me tell you what was said in our last meeting", he paused.

"I told you the next time you...blah, blah, blah, I was going to assign you a babysitter...well something like that",you WHAT!

"You WHAT!", did he..did he he just say what I thought he said?


I hate to put this on, but I would like 10 reviews...I really need to know if I should continues or just stop...and write another story...I really need your opinion...please tell me what you think...