Chapter Two: Naruto's Daily Life . . . is Ruined

Here's the second one! Many changes are coming.

Twelve years have passed since Naruto was born and currently he was having a wonderful dream . . . about a cookie wonderland. He was currently chasing a runaway cookie

"COME BACK HERE~!" Naruto yelled out dreamily as he chased the circle of sweetness hungrily. However as he chased it his surroundings stared morphing and when they finished they turned into marshmallows?

"Where did the cookies go and where did the marshmallows come from? I like them and all, but still . . ." He thought but then he stared being suffocated by the marshmallows.

'What the hell?' Naruto thought as he fought against them, but failing and causing him to awaken to his sister smothering him with her . . . ahem, assets . . . and she was asleep. Naruto tried everything he could to get her off him but she had an iron grip, and had her body wrapped around his. She even mumbled out stuff like "Naruto don't do that!" or "Please Naruto I'm not ready!" this caused him to stop and frown

'Why is it that I have a perverted sister?' He thought as he started to wiggle and after about ten minutes he wiggled himself out of her grip.

"Next time I'm locking the door Kura. . ." Naruto mumbled out as he started walking out of his room. Naruto had spiky blond hair and pure blue eyes. He only had his sister as family, no mother or father to be heard off. She said that they died a few days after he was born. Kura didn't talk about them much or at all. She was already old enough to live alone and after hearing about their deaths she brought him to her home. Naruto always wonder what job she had since they lived in a huge house out in a forest with plenty of food and money and a hearth in the middle of it. He was even homed schooled, by a teacher, named Mrs. Karr, that Kura hired, since Kura didn't trust anyone. So while he waited on Kura to get up and head off to the library that they had inside the house, like it was said before a huge house, and decided to read. The library had many things to be read, but his most favorite topic was Greek Mythology, especially the maiden goddesses of Olympus. He had no idea why he loved reading about them, even more so meet them in person. He wanted to read with Athena, talk to Hestia, and hunt with Artemis. He even dreamed about being one of those goddesses' son. Even though he knew that'll be impossible to do. Naruto really didn't have many rules either, except do some chores, do the best you can with the teacher and never be outside during the full moon. The last one confused Naruto, he always is out during other phases of it, but Kura seemed to be convinced of the myth of the Moon Demon, that hunted down children during the full moon, to be true. Deciding she knew best followed those simple rules and life was good. He read an about twenty pages of one of the Mythology books about Artemis when he smelled food and rushed down stairs. There was Kura cooking breakfast.

"Ah there you are little brother!" She said as he looked at her choice of outfit for the first time. She was wearing a simple pair of shorts and a tank top. Along with fox ears and a fox tail. You see Kura had an obsession with foxes and said that she is one. Naruto just brushed it off, she's a weird perverted sister after all.

"Smells good sis, what you're cooking?" He asked as she turned to him.

"Oh just some French toast, want some? If so you know what to do!" She said as Naruto groaned.

"Do I have too?" He asked as Kura nodded making him sigh.

"Oh alright, but you're such a pervert that you'll like it too much and pass out." Naruto said as he walked up to her and gave her a hug and kissed her check.

"Ahhhh!" Kura moaned out as she fell to the ground, passed out.

"See what I said? Now I got to cook, again." Naruto mumbled pushing her back a bit and started watching the food.

'I wonder what she thinks when I do that. It is simple sibling love nothing more.' Naruto wondered in his head as he flipped some of the cooking bread. Looking at the calendar he noticed that it was a Saturday and making him pump his fist.

"Alright no Mrs. Karr!" Naruto said out loud, don't get him wrong he loved having Mrs. Karr over but like every kid he wanted a break from learning.

"Now what should I do today? Practice archery, maybe some Kenjutus afterwards then read by the fire?" Naruto wondered aloud as Kura stirred on the ground.

"Oh, Naruto, you such a bad boy~!" Kura mumble out as Naruto put his head down in annoyance.

"I'll add 'avoid perverted older sister' to that list." He mumbled out as he continued to wonder what about him made his sister act like this. Naruto finished cooking breakfast and had some. After leaving a plate for Kura he went outside, through the back door near the kitchen since the archery range was out there. He grabbed his orange and silvery gray bow and notched an arrow in it and started his practice for a good four hours before deciding to move on. Naruto walked inside and saw that Kura was no longer on the floor.

"She must have gotten up a bit ago." Naruto mumbled out as he looked at the now empty plate that was once covered in French toast.

"And really hungry." He added as an afterthought and continued to the basement were his Kenjutus training ground was set up. Sadly he never got a chance because the doorbell rang. Naruto stopped and looked at the door.

'What's someone doing way out here?" Naruto thought as he headed to the door. When he opened it he felt the need to face palm, on the other side were . . . girl scouts. Being nice he smiled at them.

"Hello, may I help you?" He asked as he looked at them, not like his sister of course. They all looked about to be his age, one had auburn hair and green eyes, the next had blond hair and grey eyes and the last had brown hair and brown eyes, with a reddish tint to them. The all wore knee length slivery skirts and a silver vest over a grey shirt.

"Yes we're part of the group called Hunter's Cookies, we wish to know if you will buy some cookies?" The one with auburn hair asked as he thought about it.

"What kind do you have?" He asked as the brown haired one smiled.

"We have every kind." She said as Naruto started to drool at the thought of the kinds of cookies, he had a sweet tooth and really loved sugar cookies, and knew he must have some.

"Um hold one, but please wait in the living room while I get my sister." He said as the nodded and Naruto led them to the living room. They sat on the couch in the room as Naruto left to find Kura. He knocked on her door and hears a "Yes" on the other side.

"Sis can I have some money?" He asked as Kura opened the door.

"Why is that little brother? Some girl scouts want to sell cookies?" She joked as Naruto shook his head.

"They said that they're part of the group called Hunter's Cookies, not girl scouts." Naruto said as her eyes widen quickly by shank just as fast.

"Why sure! Make sure to get me some M&Ms!" Kura said handing him a wade of cash.

"Sweet thanks sis!" Naruto said as he left back to the girls who were waiting patiently.

"How much cookies will this give me?" Naruto asked as the girls glanced at each other.

"About sixty boxes of cookies." They said in union as Naruto smiled and placed his order. The one with grey eyes went out the door and back with the cookies.

"Here's your cookies, enjoy!' She told him as Naruto handed them the money.

"On thanks! Here's the money!" Naruto said as he handed her the money.

"Why did you buy so much?" One asked on their way out.

"Well, we don't get many girl scouts out here." Naruto said as he thought he heard the auburn haired on growl, but that must have been his imagination.

"See you later." He said as he watched them leave.

"Got my cookies Naruto?" Kura asked as she came into the living room, wearing questionable clothing

"Yeah thirty boxes of M&Ms-Oh! What are you wearing?" Naruto told her and asked as he covered his eyes.

"What's wrong? Don't you like?' She asked as she wiggled her eyebrows.

"Why are you so obsessed with me!?" Naruto asked as he ran out of the room.

"Because you too cute and irresistible. I need you to be ready little brother!" Kura said chasing him. Yes that was pretty much a look on a normal day for Naruto Namikaze. However tonight was a full moon, and Naruto decided to do something he always wanted to do, see if the moon demon was real. So he waited, until night fell, waited until Kura was asleep. To confirm that he looked into her room, just a glance and saw that she was hugging her pillow and mumbled something about him probably. Nodding to himself he sneakily went to his room and grabbed his katana, his bow, and a box of sugar cookies, for you know they're sugar cookies. He looked out of the window and the full moon shined brightly.

"Well it's now or never." Naruto mumbled to himself and left the house and walked to the forest, marked a tree with an N and then into the shadows of the forest.

Hours Later

Naruto roamed the forest for almost a fourth of the night, he was tired, cold and out of sugar cookies, all in all it sucked.

"Looks like I was right Kura." Naruto sang out; even though he knew his sister was asleep far away from him. He began humming a small tune as he made his way home, following a trail of N's that were marked on trees. After he walked for a bit he heard a howl that made his heart freeze, it was unnatural, but natural at the same time. It scared him and he began to walk faster, hoping it would be his imagination, then it hollowed again making him go into a jog, another one caused him to sprint. Whatever that is he didn't want to face it. He burst into a clearing and blind by his fright he tripped over a log and face planted the ground. Glancing behind him he saw a huge clawed humanoid hand reaching out for him. He lost his breath and waited, eyes glued to the hand but then a blast of fire pushed the hand away, and a few more made it retreat. The next thing Naruto saw was Kura standing over him with a frown on her face, he also failed to notice the fox ears and nine tails swishing behind her.

"You came out here." She said to him in a tone she never hear from her.

"I just wanted-" He stated but Kura interrupted him.

"You deliberately disobeyed me." She said as Naruto stared at her he wanted to defend himself but Kura spoke up again.

"You could have been killed if I didn't come." She said angerly as he looked away.

"I-I'm sorry . . ." He whimpered out as Kura lifted him up wordlessly and started traveling back to the house. He looked up to her with a broken look; he had no idea how to make it up to her. So he looked back to the ground as it flew past them, he didn't care to figure out what was happening, he was just to sorrowful to care, Kura never told him lies, never made him doubt her, but why did he decide now to go against her rules? When they arrived Kura brought him into the house and dropped him to the floor and continued walking.

"Sis . . . I-" Naruto started but Kura cut him off.

"Go to bed Naruto." Kura told him as he nodded and left to his room. Oh he was out of the room, Kura collapse onto the couch.

"You idiot . . . why did you go out . . ." She whispered as tears formed in her eyes, now that thing knows about him, it'll be after him, she had to tell him everything now. Though it wasn't all bad, she now got to stay with him for a much longer time. It's clear now that Naruto's daily life is ruined.

Finished! How was it? Yes I made Kura much more perverted, but does have a serious side to her. As you noticed I switched Naruto's ramen obsession to it being a sweet tooth thing for cookies. Now for some questions to think about: What was that monster and what's so special about the full moon that Naruto couldn't be out during it? Don't worry though; they'll be answered in the next chapter, till then, goodbye!