omg this one is really weird because the prompt was super weird ;-;

lots of ass jokes loL


« Clemont is kicking ass by himself but is getting a bit overwhelmed so he calls Ash for backup »

There were donkeys were rampaging through the streets of Lumiose City, wreaking havoc and most of all, wreaking ass. In a short glance, it would've looked like zombies had ransacked the city. But no, donkeys did this. They had knocked over a few trees, scared most of the citizens off of the streets, and one herd even tipped over the overpriced Lumi-Cab. It was now on fire. Clemont didn't feel bad for him.

As Gym Leader of the city, Clemont was supposed to work alongside the police to keep Lumiose City safe. So he was standing in front of the Prism Tower with his Pokémon, trying to fend off the donkeys. If they managed to get into the Prism Tower, they would have a problem.

It started off easy.

Smack one ass over there, kick another ass over there.a

But he could only hold out for so long. Soon, Clemont found himself being overwhelmed by asses. They kept coming and coming and his Pokémon were getting tired. So he called for reinforcements.

Clemont's reinforcements consisted of Ash Ketchum, and the black-haired boy was quick to arrive at the scene. Clemont knew that Ash really knew how to deal with asses (especially his), so something like this would probably be a piece of cake for him. He had experience.

Together, he and Ash cleared out most of the donkeys in Centrico Plaza. That was where the majority of them were, and now there were significantly fewer. Clemont could tell that the asses were beginning to stretch themselves out. There just weren't enough to cover the entire city anymore.

So the ass-kicking resumed and by the end of the day, the city had been cleared. Ash had announced that he was staying over at Clemont's, so the two lay side by side in Clemont's bed.

"I'm glad we were able to prevent those asses from screwing up everything."

"There's still one ass left." It was dark, but Clemont could see the smirk on Ash's face.

By the next morning, Clemont had joined the other hurt asses.