Ch 1 The Craziness Begins
"Bwahaha, nothing can stop me this time." Bowser had once again kidnapped Peach "Mario, you've had your last bowl of spaghetti."
"What about lasagna?" Mario asked.
"That too" Bowser replied.
"Pizza?" Mario continued.
"Um, yeah." Bowser answered.
"Rice Fried Shrimp" Mario asked yet another one.
"It's shrimp fried rice, get it right." Bowser replied "And yes"
"Sigh, and this was supposed to be about me" Peach realized this going to end anytime soon, so she went and sat down.
"Psst, princess" Toadsworth appeared in a hole in the wall next to her. "I've come to rescue before you get kidnapped."
"It's not really a rescue then is it." Peach whispered, hoping not to alert Bowser.
"Fine, just come with me" Toadsworth insisted.
"Okay" Peach walked through the spinning wall.
Mario and Bowser continued on until late that afternoon. So long that Mario was beginning to run out of foods to name. Little did they know that E.Gadd was planning on testing the ridiculator on the castle.
"Appleberry cake." Mario started sweating from naming all the food.
"Enough, you've had your last piece of food." Bowser said.
"Last bowl of pasta sounded way cooler." Mario kept stalling even though it was clear that Peach was long gone.
"Whatever." Bowser replied.
Meanwhile.
"Ahahaha, I can't wait to see what'll happen." E.Gadd laughed "Especially now since on the "oh my freaking God" setting"
"I hope you don't mind if I brought a few friends." Jin appeared, Yoshi and Luigi followed not too far behind.
"Do you have the dramatic music?" E.Gadd asked.
"Right here" Luigi pressed the play button.
"Then let's do it." E.Gadd laughed maniacally.
A giant beam flew at the castle Mario and Bowser were still in. It seemed to flow slower the closer it got to the castle. Finally it hit, for a minute all was silent. Suddenly all the windows turned into speakers, the body turned into a pink, black, and white tank, the moat turned into rocket launchers, the top turned into a wii-mote, and the four corners turned into the nun chucks. The transformation was done but the process was just beginning. Soon after, the nun chucks began spinning, the rockets launched, the tank top began spinning, the speakers began legend of Zelda music, and as it launched into the air the wii-mote was used as a rutter as it flew off. While this all happened the castle gave a spectacular fireworks show.
"Awesome" Yoshi said
"Not my choice of music." Jin said.
"Wasn't prince in there?" Luigi didn't wait to run after the castle but Yoshi stopped.
"Ahahaha, just as I thought. It shall make a killing on EBAY" E.Gadd walked away.
"Wait, can I have one" Yoshi asked.
"Sure" E.Gadd reached into his pocket and pulled an extra one out.
"Yes" Yoshi grabbed it and tested it on a tree, which exploded leaving hundreds of Reese's peanut butter cups on the ground.
"Now boys I've some money to make, so see you later." E.Gadd headed back to his mansion. Not long after Peach and Toadsworth came back up to the castle expecting Mario to have finished off Bowser.
"I'm telling you princess she looked just like you" Toadsworth had taken Peach shopping and had mistaken a toad for her.
"No way do I look like a toad." Peach replied.
"You might if I shot you with this." Yoshi showed them the ridiculator E.Gadd gave him.
"Princess, no" Toadsworth jumped high in the air in front of Peach only to look like an idiot when he hit the ground.
Yoshi sighed, "I wasn't going to shoot Peach old man, I was just showing you E.Gadd's new invention.
"What's it called?" Peach and Toadsworth seemed to miss the fact that the castle was now gone.
"The Ridiculator" Jin replied
"I'm I the only one who notices that the castle is gone." Luigi pointed at the empty lot.
"Oh my word" Toadsworth said, "We shall have to find the ruffian who did this."
"Are you calling E.Gadd a ruffian?" Jin said
"E.Gadd did this, but why" Peach asked.
"My guess, boredom. There's nothing to do here." Luigi answered.
"Well now there is Master Luigi." Toadsworth said, "we need to split up, some of us go after E.Gadd and the rest go after the castle."
"Well it's my castle." Peach said.
"Which is why you have to stay here," Toadsworth stated.
"WHAT?" Peach yelled. "I at least deserve the right to go after my own castle."
"That's what Mario is for" Toadsworth said, "You're for dealing justice" He then struck a pose to emphasize justice.
"Umm, you're forgetting" Peach replied. "Mario was in there with Bowser."
"You think he was affected?" Luigi asked.
"Yes" Jin replied.
"Well I'm going after him" Luigi started to take off again but Yoshi stopped him.
"Good idea Master Luigi, you, Yoshi, and that ghost should all go after the castle." Toadsworth said.
"Shouldn't be to hard" Yoshi smiled at the thought of an adventure.
"I like the idea." Jin said, "Let's go home and pack."
"Pack what?" Yoshi asked.
"You're right let's go" Jin began to head in the direction of the bat.
"Wait for me." Luigi ran to catch up with them.
"So what are we going to do" Peach asked.
"Catch the young ruffian responsible for this mess." Toadsworth sounded surprisingly dark.
"Actually, he's older than you" Peach said.
"Well then, let us teach an old man a lesson." Toadsworth said.
