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Looking over at the boy who was currently indulging himself upon bowls and bowls of ramen he tried to think of a good way to bring this up. There was no good way to bring it up. "So, dobe," he began, "Remember a couple days ago you were in my room?" Naruto continued to eat.

"I'm always in your room." He stated, stuffing his face. He didn't understand why Sasuke would bother talking to him while he was in taking such heavenly foods, nor did he care. Nothing stopped him from ramen, not even his overly high levels of sodium. Although thinking back, he vaguely remembered a time when Sasuke decided to ban him from keeping instant ramen in the house. It didn't end well.

"So, I recall being accused of being a three-lettered-word boy." Sasuke started cautiously, still keeping his head in the book he was "reading" while glancing up at Naruto. The sound of slurped noodles filled the room as he waited for a reply. "Right, so about that three-lettered-word, I have to say, I did not expect things like this to come out from you, I mean do you even know what the word means?" His monologue continued as the splurping sounds got louder and louder.

"Dobe are you listening!" A high-pitched shout came followed by the Uchiha glare towards the innocent cup of ramen.

"Wha-?" Naruto's muffled voice asked as Sasuke winced, watching a small drop of oil trickle down his chin. He took a deep breath calming himself.

"Remember the three-lettered-word you called me?"

"I call you a lot of three-lettered-words." Naruto replied ignorantly.

"I mean.. that three-lettered-word" Sasuke moved his arms around, trying to get his meaning across with a series of complex Uchiha hand motions.

"That. "That "is a four-lettered word isn't it?" The blonde looked up fearfully at the fumes of smoke almost flying out of the raven's head. He slurped his last bit of ramen. Often times when the imaginary warning signs of smoke came out of the Uchiha's head, he knew something was up and that something was not going to end well. Usually with his beautiful ramen confiscated. He had to think fast, Sasuke was getting Uchiha pissed. "He..he..oh, that three-lettered-word, of course! How could I forgot ne!" He exclaimed quickly. Sasuke's inner ego began to take over him. Quick quick, he knows what you're saying, make him spell it out. Make him spell it out.

Roger that.

Wait. How are we going to do that?

The veins on Sasuke's forehead began to twitch uncontrollably as he placed his hands over his ears. Creating an overly fake smile, Sasuke looked at the questioning blonde. "So..spell out the three-lettered-word!" He laughed, once again brining out his peculiar hand motions. Naruto began to laugh with him. What three-lettered-word!

"Gee Sasuke, do you seriously not know how to spell?" He accused nervously. There was no reaction from the raven.

Inner ego:

Warning warning! Retreat! Retreat! He's getting suspicious, crap what do we do. What do we do!

Slam him to the ground and kiss him!

Ok..wait no!

Right no, umm, ummm, use plan Uchiha. Initiate plan Uchiha!

Sasuke's vein twitched again. Right. Plan Uchiha. Aka the Uchiha glare…2.0. He took a deep breath and looked sideways from the blonde, his eyes rolling to face him as he raised his eyelids. Naruto squirmed in his seat. Why did he drink all that soup earlier? "Alright, umm let's see teme, A-S-S." He quickly mouthed the words at the raven. The silence returned once again, along with Naruto's growing fear of death.

Sasuke's face remined blank, sinking into deep thought while his inner mind was tearing apart. "Dobe, I mean the other three lettered word." He gritted out with surprising calmness. That calmness however, translated to something completely different in the blonde's mind as he racked furiously, trying to remember what he said. There were too many words. Ass. Emo. His face gloated up. "Oh." He whispered. "Oh." Again. "OH!" The Uchiha was not pleased. "If you want to fake an orgasm, this is really not the time." Two pairs of blue eyes rolled. "Emo bastard."

"Yes, that's it. Spell it." Sasuke pressured.

"E-M-O." Naruto drawled out, finally being able to breathe. A flash of black passed through his eyes as he followed the figure, watching the door slam in front of him in confusion. Sasuke's terrifying smirk could be seen from the other side of the door while his inner self plotted and danced over their amazing success. He was going to find the meaning of the word and kill the dobe. The door opened once again as an awkward Uchiha trudged in, grabbing his laptop and closed it again. The confusion on Naruto's face didn't waver.

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