These are the words that I imagined and I hope the story is funny or I'm (adjective).
Damon was (jumping) in the (living room) with a (barrel) of bourbon when Elena walked up to him looking very (grumpy) and (delicious).
"Hey (snookums)," she said, "I want to play a/an (obnoxious) game!"
"Okay," Damon replied (bashfully) and smirked, "what do you want to play?"
"Dress up!" Elena said (aggressively).
Damon (clapped) and said, "fine, but only if I get to dress up as (Where's Waldo)."
Elena exclaimed, "that sounds (spicy), I'll go get the costumes!"
Damon pulled on his (pantaloons) and adjusted his (collar) and turned to admire his (wicked) costume in the mirror.
"How do I look?" he asked her.
"(Uptight)," she replied.
"Well that's something to say coming from someone who looks like rotting (spaghetti)."
"Ugh, I can't believe you said that!" Elena yelled (unexpectedly), "I'm not dressed like garbage, I'm dressed like (Lady Gaga)."
"Well I actually think you look like (a million) dollars," Damon said.
"Aww thank you Damon," Elena smirked, "now I think I'll try on this (tiara)."
"No that's my (tiara)!" Damon yelled reaching out to grab it, "You know that it's not for dress up, only for (Saint Patrick's day)!"
"If you want it, you'll have to come and get it," Elena taunted him (doubtfully).
Damon (sneezed) and ran after her leaving a pile of (ribbon) in his wake.
"This is why I don't like dress up!" Damon replied.
Thanks for reading!
