Part 2

"Yo Lo-Loud was so UGLY! She turned Medusa into stone!"

Medusa was walking around the forest Until Lola show up with her ugly makeup on her face and turns Medusa into stone

"Get in the car!" The police officer shouted while trying to kick Lola to get inside the police car but Lola quickly turned him into stone as well

"Yo Lo-Loud was so FAT! She doesn't even fit in a Yo Lo-Loud fanfic!"

Lincoln was reading fanfiction on his computer until he saw his sister Leni was inside the Fanfiction website and turns out she was fat enough to break his computer from the inside

"Yo Lo-Loud was so STRONG! She can hit homeruns when she batted her eye lashes!"

At the royal woods baseball field a homerun was throwing a baseball at Lynn Jr. but Lynn bats her eye lashes causing the ball to flew away

"And I am going home." Lincoln said as he stood up from his seat and tried to leave but Lynn Jr. caught him and bats her eye lashes causing Lincoln to flow away.

"In royal woods you watch T.V."

At the Loud House Lori and Lola are watching dream boat on T.V

"This show is literally the best!" Lori exclaimed

"I know right?" Lola said

"But in big city T.V watch you."

Lola and Lori are sitting on a couch while a big T.V with arms and legs and face behind them are watching them

"How can Bobby used to be watched by a T.V like that?" Lola asked a bit uneasy

"Oh get used to it." Lori answered

"Yo Lo-Loud was so RICH! Even her yacht has a yacht!"

The entire Loud Family we're at the big yacht with Lynn sr. and their kids are so impressed that Rita Loud has a lot of money

"Mom I never knew you have that much money!" Lana exclaimed

"Oh it's nothing sweetie." Rita said softly

"Yo Lo-Loud was so UGLY! She gives freddy Krueger nightmares!"

"You need an extreme makeover bitch!" Freddy said as he was about to scare Lola but Lola faced him with her ugly makeup on much to his fright. "No I didn't mean it, WAKE ME UP DAMMIT!"

"Yo Lo-Loud was so HAIRY! When she disguised herself as a hairy animal and walk around the zoo and this happens…"

Luan was about to do her next prank at the zoo she put on a hairy animal costume and the costume she wear it's said to be tranquilizer proof so she won't get tranquilized when she got hit by one once she put on her costume and went to the zoo and everyone saw her and think she is a wild hairy animal and run

"It's a wild animal!" Rusty shouted as everyone ran for their lives except for the police

"Alright mate give me my tranquilizer rifle." The police officer said as he's friend gave him the weapon and shot one tranquilizer at Luan (Who was in her wild hairy animal costume) but since the costume is Tranquilizer proof the officer said

"That is not what I am expecting to happen…" The police officer said the 2 cops run for their lives!

"Yo Lo-Loud was so STUPID! She went to the jewelry store to get a new ringtone!"

Leni was at the jewelry store and ask the store keeper for a new ringtone on her phone but the man just do a face palm after learning how dumb Leni is

"Oh C'mon Dude seriously look just download it on your phone." Luna said as her new ringtone played the xylophone version of "Call me on my cellphone"

"Oh hell yeah this jam is so sick!" Luna said as she enjoys listening to the music along with Sam

"Yo Lo-Loud was so AMERICAN! She doesn't allow her siblings to play toys that were made in CHINA!

Lori saw her younger twin siblings playing toys and realized that the toys they played are from China and it pisses her off as she grabbed both of their toys

"Hey give us back our toys!" Lana shouted as Lori scoffed and left

"That's it I am telling daddy!" Lola said

"Yo Lo-Loud was so FAT! When Dana asked her how much she weight then Carol said…"

"Damn Leni's weight is OVER 9000!" Carol answered much to Dana's shocked

"In Royal woods you beat dead horse."

Lincoln and Lynn Jr. had just beaten the horse to death

"You're right Lynn beating this horse was fun." Lincoln said

"See I told you this is fun than playing staying home and sitting while playing videogames." Lynn Jr. said

"But in big city dead horse beat you."

Lincoln screamed in agony as the dead horse beat the crap out of him

"I TAKE IT BACK THIS IS NOT FUN LYYN HELP!" Lincoln shouted but Lynn Jr. just laughed while beating another horse

"What a crying bitch." Lynn Jr. said as she kept on beating the horse to death

"Yo Lo-Loud was so POOR! When her brother stepped on a cigarette she said…"

"HEY! Who'd turn of the heat?!" Lana asked while Lincoln looked at her said

"Lana you don't need a cigarette as you're heat." Lincoln said

"Yo Lo-Loud was so…damn OLD! She is the only living human to have history in the past years!"
At Loud House Lisa Loud was watching National geographic and noticed a familiar human on T.V

"So who's this unknown blonde teenage girl? The George Washington, the American president, Motherfucking Aliens." The man on T.V answered

Lisa was shocked and noticed her eldest sibling Lori was approaching to the aliens and turns into an alien and she realized that Lori was an alien the entire time and it shocked Lisa until then she jerked of from her dream and found herself in her bedroom and realized it was all a dream

"Of course life is but a dream." Lisa said as she went back to sleep

"Yo Lo-Loud was so STUPID! She thought Pewdiepie was a pie!"

An in-person Pewdiepie the most popular youtuber walk around Royal woods

"PEWDIEPIE!" He said his popular Youtuber named until Leni show up

"Ooh real man pie!" Leni said because she thought he was a pie

"Get away from me lady!" Pewdiepie shouted as he left

"Yo Lo-Loud was so UGLY! She even made one of her brother's friends cry!"

At the Royal woods Elementary school Lincoln and his friends are eating Lunch at the canteen until Lola show up and Rusty saw her in her ugly makeup he started to cry

"Rusty's what's wrong?" Lincoln asked a bit concerned for his friend

"Lincoln you're sister's face has pimples on it I can't take it anymore!" Rusty shouted as he cried more and Lincoln noticed Lola's ugly face makeup and he was shocked

"YO Lo-Loud was so STRICT! She only allows her siblings to be back at 11: 00 P.M!"
All of the Loud siblings are running back to the Loud House and they were all stopped by the police officer

"Why are you kids doing here so late?" The police officer asked

"Well is because our eldest sister Lori told us to be home at 11 and we have 5 minutes left to back home if we don't make it in time she would lock all of us in those cages again!" Lincoln said

"Then make it quick if you don't want to let that happen." The police officer said as the Loud kids nodded and ran

So this is all for today and again if you have ideas of more Lo-Loud Jokes and In the big city jokes please review to say your suggestion so anyway stay colio PEACE!