Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, I wish I did sometimes but sadly, I don't.
So now that Ino's accident happened and she's rested up does she remember her real friends yet? Read to find out!
Chapter 2: Seduction!
When Ino woke up the next morning, she was in the hospital. She remembered a lot more things for sure. She tried to get up but her body was still in pain. 'What happened?'
As if on q, a nurse walked in and answered the question in Ino's head. "Yesterday you were in an accident. A heavy cart-wagon hit you last night. If you had come any later, you would have died."
Ino gasped. 'I better go thank Shikamaru, Sakura, and Chouji for bringing me here last night, first up, Chouji.'
Ino walked down the streets of Konoha and all the people who saw her the previous day gave her looks of pity and some people gave her money. For some reason some people thought she was homeless and she was sleeping when she got ran over.
She saw Chouji playing with some puppets, must be a new hobby, although when some of Ino's memories came back she thought that his hobby was eating.
"Hey how come you're not eating?" Ino asked.
"Huh?" Kankuro stopped trying to fix his puppets. 'Oh no, it's that crazy girl from yesterday.'
Ino giggled happily. "Wow Chouji, only two days and you've lost a lot of weight." She complimented poking his stomach.
Kankuro on the other side didn't think of that as a compliment. Not only because he thought Chouji a lot fatter, but he never even considered himself fat. Now both Temari and Ino were practically calling him fat. 'Oh hell no did she just call me fat?'
Ino finally stopped. 'At least I didn't use the taboo word.'
"I'm not Chouji, get out of here." Kankuro yelled.
"Okay I'll let you play with your toys, bye!" Ino said cheerfully skipping away.
"They are not toys! They're ninja puppets!" Kankuro exclaimed, but she was too far to hear.
She finally spotted Sakura sitting on a table with the pineapple head and the fat kid that visited her yesterday. They were all eating ramen.
Ino started to run towards Sakura waving her hand in the air. When she was finally seated next to Sakura she grinned. "Hey Sakura, I just wanted to say thanks for taking me to the hospital yesterday."
Temari raised an eyebrow. "Again, I'm not Sakura. You still have amnesia huh?"
Ino giggled, "Oh Sakura, you can be real funny sometimes, I'm off to say thanks to Shikamaru now, bye!" With that said Ino jogged away.
Shikamaru and Chouji exchanged worried glances. "When do you think she'll get her memory back?"
"You know that won't matter because she might be dead soon." Temari said plainly.
"What, what're you talking about?!" both boys exclaimed.
"Well if she's planning on thanking Gaara, who she called Shikamaru, yesterday… Well, she's annoying to you Shikamaru, so I think she'll be annoying to Gaara, and he isn't patient." Temari answered slowly.
"So you're telling me, that all this time you were explaining that slowly, Ino might be getting killed?" Shikamaru seethed.
Temari shook her head, "We can catch her, isn't she slow?"
"Since the second chunin exams she's gained a lot of speed you know." Chouji said.
"Oh then we better hurry!" Temari yelled grabbing them.
Gaara was walking to the training grounds to train and maybe have some peace and quiet.
He heard a loud "SSHHIIKKAA!" but he ignored it. Suddenly he felt a glomp on his back. He turned his head to see it was that blonde girl.
Ino let go of his neck. "Hey, Shikamaru, why'd you ignore me?!"
"I'm not Shikamaru." Gaara said coldly.
Ino giggled. 'Is this one of his IQ games? Since he's using his best arsenal against me, then I'll use my sexiness against him.' Ino smiled and hugged him from the front. "Oh come on Shika, don't be like that."
Gaara stiffened and felt VERY uneasy in her embrace, he had never been hugged by a girl before.
Ino slowly pulled out her hair tie, and let her flowing blonde hair fall graciously to her heels. Then she made her eyes look shiny and bluer and looked him in the eyes. She continued to hug him.
"Hey, do you want m to k-kill you?" Gaara asked nervously as she was clawing at his back (over clothes). It felt good actually.
"You know you like it Shika." Ino smirked playfully. "How about you make up a plan to get me off now?"
"I'll kill you if you don't stop." Gaara threatened weakly.
"Okay then I'll just lift my leg…" Ino lifted her leg in between his legs, massaging them as hers traveled higher and higher.
"Stop, are you trying to get yourself killed?!" Shikamaru yelled running alongside Chouji and Temari.
"Hey, Kankuro, why didn't you stop her if you were watching them?" Temari asked.
Indeed Kankuro had been watching since she first glomped him. He had no idea what she was going to do but he just wanted to make sure that it was clear that his puppets were NOT toys.
"He seemed to enjoy it." Kankuro shrugged, luckily for him, Gaara didn't hear because he walked away as soon as Ino let go of him.
"Hey, it's the pineapple guy… Shikamaru wouldn't hurt me, we were just playing." Ino said cheekily. Everyone saw her seducing her best friend. 'How embarrassing…'
"Look, Ino I know you're confused now but, I'm Shikamaru. That was Gaara." Shikamaru explained slowly.
Ino scowled. 'I don't even know this guy and he's trying to play this game with me. Then again, so are Shikamaru, Sakura, and Chouji. So maybe they want me to play along.'
Temari stepped forward and raised her hands in defense. "Yeah, I'm Temari, he's Kankuro, and the pink headed girl is Sakura."
Ino raised an eyebrow. "Then who am I?"
"Uh, you're Ino." Chouji answered scratching his head. 'I thought she knew that.'
"Oh okay." Ino sweat dropped and had anime tears streaming down her face. 'I'm in the hospital for one day and they don't even include me in the game!'
"What's up with her?" Shikamaru whispered to Temari.
"She's probably still getting used to this whole thing." Temari whispered back.
"Okay guys, I'm going to go now, bye!" Ino dismissed herself, waving back at them.
"Bye Ino." All of them called out to her.
"So I have to remember, Sakura is now Temari, Chouji is now Kankuro, and Shikamaru is now Gaara. So I'm going to call them by their play names." Ino squealed "This will be so fun!"
"Oh look there's Shika now, I mean Gaara now." Ino said to herself running to him. "He's with Naruto."
"Ahahaha, are you serious?! Ino seduced you?! Did you like it?!" Naruto laughed jokingly.
"Shut up, she did that because she thought I was…" Gaara started.
"Gaara, hi, I just wanted to say sorry for embarrassing you today." Ino apologized.
'She called me 'Gaara', is her memory back?' Gaara thought backing up. "It's okay."
Naruto watched the scene quietly.
Ino took a step forward, Gaara took a step back.
Ino gave him an angry look. "Are you trying to ignore ME?!"
Before he could answer Ino lunged forward and hugged him tightly. "You should know I do the opposite of what you say."
"Fine, then… hug me… more." Gaara pleaded uneasily. 'When I became the kazekage I vowed not to kill everyone, just enemies.'
She hugged him tighter "You know I'm not that easy Gaara… Hey you know what? 'Gaara' suits your looks well, it's very sexy."
Gaara gulped trying to stop his sand from attacking. 'Your name isn't sexy, 'pig'.'
Naruto broke down laughing and teleported away. He HAD to tell this to Sakura!
……………
Sakura was sitting on the bench where all those years she told Ino that they weren't friends anymore. She missed Ino; in fact this was the first time in a long time that she didn't spend the day with Ino. Not in training, not with friends.
"Sakura, guess what???!!!" Naruto yelled.
Sakura twitched, he was so annoying! Most days she could handle it but not right now. "What do you want Naruto?!"
Naruto giggled mischievously. "Ino likes Gaara."
Sakura looked up and gasped. "No that can't be she likes… either Sasuke or Shikamaru."
Naruto shook his head. "Nope, she likes Gaara, she seduced him and hugged him… oh and said he was sexy!"
Sakura grinned getting interested. "Spit it out, details please."
Naruto told Sakura word for word what Gaara told him, and what he saw with his own eyes. Being with a pervert sage for years, he also added some 'scenes' than never happened and he used a lot of 'hot' words describing stuff that didn't happen.
Sakura smiled wide-eyed. "Oh my god! Are you serious?!"
Naruto nodded. "Yup, every word."
So, how'd you guys like it? Thank you, Kirri Kitty for writing some of it, and thank you all readers especially LoneDevil.
