Italics are Mr. Krabs

Any dialogue without italics are the players

TURN 2

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Location: Sea Chicken Shack Alley

Home: Sea Chicken Shack Alley

Money: $1

Health: 6/10

Items:

N/A

"I guess that didn't work."

"I think I'll… *sob* *sob* CRY! WAA!"

"I guess that will no- Actually, somebody feels bad for you and gives you 2 dollars!"

"WOW! CRYING DOES SOLVE PROBLEMS!"

"But you lose 1 extra health."

"Aw.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Location: Sea Chicken Shack Alley

Home: Sea Chicken Shack Alley

Money: $3

Health: 4/10

Items:

N/A

SQUIDWARD TENTACLES

Location: Goofy Goober's Alley

Home: Goofy Goober's Alley

Money: $1

Health: 9/10

Items:

Can of Crushed Peanuts (expired two weeks ago)

"What do you want to do?"

"I think I'll eat the peanuts.

"They are still fine, and you gain 1 max. health!"

"YEAH!"

SQUIDWARD TENTACLES

Location: Goofy Goober's Alley

Home: Goofy Goober's Alley

Money: $1

Health: 11/11

Items:

N/A

SANDY CHEEKS

Location: Goo Lagoon

Home: Chum Bucket Alley

Money: $1

Health: 9/11

Items:

N/A

"Ah, the beach! I think I'll take my airsuit off and just lay in my bikini!"

"You soak up the sun. A man pays you $5 dollars to dance with him. You also have… um… 5% affection with him! Do you want to say anything with him?"

"How about I ask what's his name?"

"His name is Horton. He leaves, hoping to see you again!"

"Nice!"

SANDY CHEEKS

Location: Goo Lagoon

Home: Chum Bucket Alley

Money: $6

Health: 8/11

Items:

N/A

PATRICK STAR

Location: Diner Alley

Home: Diner Alley

Money: $1

Health: 10/10

Items:

N/A

"You are sitting when you see your hobo neighbor trying to attack you! What do you do?"

"94 pounds."

"I'll sit on him!"

"You sit on him. He starts to lose his breath until he's unconscious.

"I think I'll take the stuff on him."

"You find 4 dollars on him and a sardine can.

"COOL!"

PATRICK STAR

Location: Diner Alley

Home: Diner Alley

Money: $5

Health: 9/10

Items:

Sardine Can