Chapter II


Saria: "Ding-dong-ditching? What's that?"

Mido: "You ring someone's doorbell, and then run away."

Link: "Where's the fun in that?"

Mido: "It's fun, Mr. NoFairy, because when the person opens the door, no one is there."

Saria: "Oh, I get it!"

Link: "Yeah, that's sounds like fun, let's go do it."

Link and Saria start to run off in the direction of the know it all brothers' house.

Mido: "Wait."

The stop and turn back.

Mido: "We can't do it here. It won't be any fun because everyone will know it's us."

Saria: "Yeah, he's right, we're the only ones around here that would do something like that."

Link: "But I'm still bored."

Mido: "Let's go to the marketplace!"

Link/Saria: "Okay!"

And so, Link, Saria, and Mido take off running for the forest exit. On the bridge, Link stops.

Link: "Wait guys. Won't we die if we leave the forest?"

Mido: "Eh. It's probably just a myth."

Saria gulps: "Probably?"

Mido grabs Link's hat and throws it out the exit. Link glares at him.

Mido: "Well, what are you waiting for man? Go get you're hat."

With one quick shove, he pushes Link out the exit.

Saria: "Mido! How could you?"

Link walks back throught the exit angrilly.

Saria: "Link! Thank goodness you're okay!"

Mido: "Oh look, you found your hat."

Link: "Mido! You jeerk, I could have died!"

Mido shrugged: "You're okay, now c'mon let's go."

And so because Link had so bravely tested out the myth and proved it false, Saria and Mido felt safe enough to venture outside the forest. Even though Link wasn't really a Kokiri, but whatever.