Look! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, IT'S… THE SECOND CHAPTER!!! Please enjoy or I'll… I'll… I'll do something that would scare you! RAWRR!

Disclaimer: Do not own FMA*sob*

Dark Angel: Heya my peoples!! I got a few dares for today and it's pretty interesting too. *evil glare*

Ed: Hope I don't have to do anything stupid like wear a dress or anything…

Dark Angel: Hey! You were looking at my reviews weren't you?!

Ed: Wait! So I AM going to wear a DRESS?!

Dark Angel: You'll find that out later. Ok then, this first dare is for Mustang. It was from TheWaterAngelAlchemist; I dare Mustang to say he's a total womaniser and will never be fuhrer then burn himself lol that will be entertaining

Roy:WHAT?! Why are you telling me to say that?!

Dark Angel: It was a dare and you can't back out… but if you do, there will be consequences…

Roy and Ed: This doesn't look so good…

Dark Angel: If any of you won't do the dare I gave you, then I'll call one of my friends from the SE cast. You wouldn't want that do you?

Winry and Al: Scary…

Roy: Is that a threat?! Well you have to do better than that!

Dark Angel: He's too weak to do a dare.

Roy: I am not weak! Look! I AM A TOTAL WOMANISIER AND I WILL NEVER BE FUHRER!! *Burns himself* OUCH!!! *falls to the ground*

Riza: COLONEL!!!

Ed: HAHHAHAHA! Nice Colonel!

Dark Angel: LOLZ. TheWaterAngelAlchemist, you just made Mustang EMO. *high five* Anyways, we have another dare and it's for Ed and Roy.

Roy: *suddenly wakes up from unconsciousness* ME AGAIN?!

Ed: Why do people just want to damn torture me?!

Dark Angel: Continuing from where I left, ahem, it's from Planets; I DARE YOU TO WEAR A MINISKIRT or I DARE YA TO DRESS LIKE A GIRL!!

Ed and Roy: ?!

Dark Angel: Winry and Riza! Can the two idiot borrow one of your dress and miniskirts please?

Winry: I'll bring the mini skirts.

Ed: WINRY! YOUR IN HER EVIL SIDE?!

Riza: I'll bring the dresses.

Roy: LIETENANT! WHY ARE YOU BETRAYING ME?!

Dark Angel: There has been an awfully lot of screaming today. Those two are weak willed.

Ed and Roy: We are NOT weak willed!

Dark Angel: I am Dark Angel, fear me roar. RAWR!!

Ed and Roy: *jolts in shock*

Al: hehe..

Winry: back with the skirts.

Riza: back with the dress!

Dark Angel: AL! CATCH THE LITTLE MICE!

Al: my pleasure. *runs and catches the two 'mice'* hehe

Dark Angel: Winry and Riza! Let's play dress up!

Winry and Riza: YAY!

*puts skirt on Ed and Roy*

Dark Angel: Now that wasn't too bad.

Ed and Roy: *blushes* o////o

Dark Angel: *click* ok that's the end of it. I'll see you in the next Chapter! Say bye FMA cast! Or else

FMA cast: Bye!

Special thanx to;

TheWaterAngelAlchemist

I-kill-for-hugs

Planets

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