Squares can be badass
Chapter 2
Foreman Driveway
Hyde is playing basketball with Eric when Donna walks up to them.
"Guess where we are going tonight?" Donna asked them with an excited grin.
"Cruising then to the Hub" Eric guessed as Donna shook her head.
"I got it. Fatso burger then the drive-in" Hyde said as he shot a basket and it went in.
"No! We are going to the Aerosmith Concert in Milwaukee. Front row and backstage!" Donna exclaimed to Eric and Hyde, who both were standing there in shock.
"It's not nice to lie about something like that" Eric said to his smiling girlfriend.
"Badass!" Hyde said smiling as he nodded his head. "How did you get those tickets, Donna? Those are expensive and impossible to get"
"I didn't but Jackie did." She said as they looked at in disbelief. "I know it more then weird that Jackie bought us all tickets but she did! She said that she didn't mind since her and Johnny have been hustling people in pool and making a lot of money."
"Whoa, hold on! You are telling me that Jackie is hustling people in pool." Hyde asked her with a raised brow.
"She even hustled Kelso and took twenty bucks from him." Donna told him laughing. Just then Kelso and Fez approached them looking excited.
"This concert is going to be sweet! Free tickets rock man" Michael Kelso exclaimed happily to them.
"Don't forget about the money that Jackie took from you yesterday when she beat you in pool" Fez pointed out to him.
"Fez! You promised you would never tell anyone about that." Kelso whined as Fez just shrugged at him.
"I am actually starting to like Jackie. First concert tickets now she is taking money from Kelso" Eric said as he put his arm around Donna. Jackie walked up in the driveway grinning at them.
" Isn't it so cool that we have front row tickets and backstage passes?!" Jackie exclaimed to them.
"You don't even like the Aerosmith , Jackie." Hyde pointed out to her as she shrugged at him.
"So. I like that everyone will be jealous of what great seats I have and how cool I am." Jackie stressed to him then turned to Donna. "Come on, Donna. You have to come get ready with me. It's makeover time!" She exclaimed jumping up and down.
"Oh god!" Donna muttered as Jackie pulled her down the driveway as the guys laughed at him. "You will all pay! Do you hear me!" She called out.
"Have fun, Donna!" Hyde yelled out smirking as everyone continued to laugh at her.
Jackie's bedroom
Jackie drags a grimacing Donna through her bedroom door over to her bed and they both sit on the bed.
"This is going to be SO fun!" Jackie squealed as she bounced on the bed next to Donna.
"Jackie! I really appreciate the tickets but I am not letting you dress me in so stupid pink girly clothes! No way!" Donna told her firmly causing Jackie to stop balancing up and down on the bed. Jackie stared at her as her smile fell away and Donna began to worry that Jackie would take by the ticket. "You aren't going to take away my ticket are you?"
"No, don't be silly" Jackie told her smiling again then looked nervous for a minute. "Donna.. I want you to give me a makeover." She said after a long pause causing Donna's mouth to drop and her eyes to grow large. "I know someone as beautiful as ME shouldn't be asking someone like you for a makeover but I want to look badass for the concert." She said to Donna, who was still in shock. "Donna! Are you listening to me?!" She yelled at her shaking Donna out of shock.
"Yeah" Donna said slowly then smiled. "So you want ME to give you a makeover?" Donna asked her grinning.
"Duh! I asked you that already, Donna! We don't have a lot of time." Jackie said to her getting up walking over to her closet and got a big bag out. "I sent Maria shopping to get me some rock stuff and I wanted you advice on what to wear." She told her as she emptied the bag of clothes on the bed.
"You're serious about this!" Donna exclaimed making Jackie glare at her then Donna smiled. "Ok, let's see what you have here." Donna said looking through the clothes.
"If those aren't cool then I am going to have Maria fired!" Jackie said with her hands on her hips to Donna.
"No, these are great." Donna reassured her looking up for a few seconds at her then studied her. "Why are you doing this?" She asked her curiously.
"Why do you think?! I have to be the coolest hottest most badass chick there and not a square." Jackie explained sitting down on the bed as Donna studied her.
"You still like Hyde!" Donna exclaimed to her as Jackie shook her head crossing her arms. "Then why are you doing this, Jackie?" She asked her raising a brow.
"Fine." Jackie said then paused for a few moments. "Johnny is the coolest most feared guy in school and I am his girlfriend. I just want to fit in and stand out as the hottest of course." Jackie explained to Donna. She was not only lying to Donna but herself because she wanted Steven to only look at her not any of the sluts at the concert.
"Johnny likes you the way you are for some reason" Donna teased her as Jackie glared at her. "Just teasing! Come on let's make you a rocker chick." She said smiling at Jackie.
Foreman drive 3:45pm
Eric, Fez, Hyde and Kelso all playing basketball in the driveway when Donna walks up in in jeans and a black Aerosmith t-shirt.
"I thought you were getting a makeover." Eric said to her smiling and Donna glared at him.
"There was no way I was letting her give me a makeover! I don't care how awesome these tickets are." Donna told the guy as Laurie walked out the sliding glass door.
"Hey, Kelso! Did you come to hang out?" Laurie asked her boyfriend taking his hand.
"Uh no. We are all going to the Aerosmith concert front row and backstage" Kelso said unable to contain his happiness. Laurie glared at him with her hands on her hips.
"You didn't buy me a ticket!" Laurie yelled at him angry while everyone watched the couple with amusement.
"I didn't buy the tickets. Jackie bought them for all of us!" Kelso exclaimed to her, which made Laurie even more angry.
"If you go then I am breaking up with you and we are NEVER having sex ever again" Laurie said to him as Kelso's mouth fell open.
"But baby! Jackie's boyfriend is going with her and I am scared of him so I won't try to touch her." Kelso informed Laurie honestly.
"I have to hand it to Jackie. It is a really great burn that she bought everybody but Laurie a ticket." Hyde said smirking causing Laurie to turn and glare at him.
"Come on, Laurie" Kelso whined to her as she stood there not budging at all. "Fine!" Kelso agreed with a sad pout while Laurie smiled triumphantly. "Have fun at the concert" Kelso muttered to his friends then went into the house with Laurie.
"Great we will sell his ticket and make some money" Hyde grinned watching them walk off.
"Where is Jackie? We are going to be late." Fez asked Donna glancing at his watch.
"Actually Johnny and Jackie are driving separately because he had some surprise for her. She gave me our tickets so we can meet them inside" Donna told them.
"First free tickets to Aerosmith without Laurie and now Jackie is not riding with us. What a great day!" Eric exclaimed smiling broadly.
"I know it's like Christmas, man." Hyde agreed smiling then they all got into the Vista Cruiser.
Later- The concert near the stage in the front row
"This is so great!" Fez yelled to Hyde over the opening act as they both opened their cans of beer.
"I know! I made good money off Kelso's ticket and we have beer. Plus there is no sign of Jackie yet and there are tons of hot chicks" Hyde said smirking to Fez. Hyde looked around them pretending to be checking out the girls but he was looking for Jackie. His eyes scanned the crowd but then stopped on a petite brunette, who had her back to him wearing faded jeans that had a tear near her butt with a tank top that didn't cover her stomach complete. "There is the lucky girl this evening."
"Which one? Please say not the blonde with the huge breasts in the red tank top." Fez asked with his fingers crossed.
"No, the brunette with her back to us. I can tell she is hot look at her body man." Hyde said as his eyes scanned her body from her feet to her head. The girl flipped her hair over her shoulder. "See the hair flip. She wants make out with someone and that guy is me." Hyde said then turned to Fez. "You wait here."
"But I will be alone. We should stay in groups of two!" Fez whined to him as Hyde grimaced at him. "And I want to talk to the blonde with the huge breasts damn it."
"Let me go over first because you come off creepy then I will call you over." Hyde told him as Fez nodded at him. He turned back around to see the brunette was gone. "Damn, now she gone!" Hyde said turning around and punched Fez in the arm hard.
"Aye!" Fez exclaimed holding his arm frowning. Donna and Eric walked up to them holding beers as well. "Sorry, Hyde! I didn't mean to make you lose track of the whore you wanted to make out with but there are plenty of other whores here."
"That's true. I saw two topless girls playing Frisbee near the concession stand." Donna said as Eric got a dreamy look on his face and Donna elbowed him hard in the stomach.
"I will be back!" Fez said to them then ran off towards the concession stand very quickly.
"He is going to spend the whole concert in the bathroom." Eric said as Donna and Hyde nodded in agreement.
"Aerosmith is about to play. Where the hell is Jackie?" Donna asked looking around.
"Who cares" Hyde told her scanning the crowd for the girl he lost earlier.
"She is probably making out with Johnny somewhere." Eric said as Donna relaxed but then Johnny walked up to them.
"Hey!" Johnny greeted them then took a drink of his beer. Hyde stared at him in disbelief that he would leave Jackie alone in a crowd of drunk and high guys looking to get laid
"Where's Jackie? It's not cool to leave her alone in a crowd like this." Hyde said to him angry surprising Johnny that someone would raise their voice to him.
"I would leave her alone. She is with some of her friends from school so don't worry." Johnny told calmly as the crowd started screaming loudly. All three of them turned their attention to the stage as the curtain on the stage went up. Hyde sighed knowing that he couldn't stay her and watch the concert when Jackie was out there with out someone to look out for her.
"I'm going to" He began to yell to Donna but then saw the back of the girl he had spotted on earlier standing on stage with her back to him once again and there was a blonde on the other side of the stage.
"Is very body ready to party?!" Steve Tyler yelled out on the stage into the microphone and the whole crowd screamed. "So let's get this party started!!" He yelled then the band began to play the intro Sweet Emotion.
Hyde's eyes went to the brunette on the stage who was began shimming her hips seductively unable to take his eyes off her.
"Damn it!" He muttered knowing he couldn't leave Jackie alone in the crowd now matter how hot the girl on the stage was. "I have to go find Jackie!" Hyde yelled into Donna's ear angry then went to leave but Donna grabbed his arm.
"Just wait one second." Donna said to him then motioned towards the stage. Hyde looked up at the stage as Steven Tyler began to sing and the brunette turned around.
"Oh my god, Jackie!" Eric and Hyde yelled in unison looking shock as Donna and Johnny grinned looking up at Jackie. She was grinding on stage to the music next to Joe Perry who was grinning at her as he played.
"Go Jackie!" Donna yelled out loudly proud of her friend. "I can't believe it! Jackie is on stage with Aerosmith." She said to Johnny.
"We went backstage and Steven asked her if she would dance on stage and she said yes." Johnny said to her. They watched Jackie say something to Joe Perry, who nodded then pointed at Steven Tyler then to Donna. Donna stared in shock as Steven Tyler walked up to the edge of the stage and offered her his hand.
"Oh my god!" Donna exclaimed giddy as he helped her up on stage and sang to her for a few moments as she danced grinning. Steven hit her on the ass motioning her towards Jackie. Donna danced over to Jackie grinning.
"Steven Tyler just touched my girlfriends ass! That is SO cool!" Eric yelled out grinning to Hyde.
Hyde stared up at Jackie, who was dancing next to Donna to the music and his breath caught. He couldn't believe it she looked so cool on stage dressed like that dancing sexy to Aerosmith.
'Maybe I was wrong about her' Hyde thought as he continued to watch her. 'God, I want Jackie" He thought being disgusted with himself then it hit him. 'No, I have always wanted her even when she is being a bitchy princess'.
"That's my girl!" Johnny yelled out loudly as Eric followed his lead yelling the same thing proudly.
"Great! I forgot about him." Hyde muttered as he looked over at Johnny staring at Jackie, who was grinning at him. 'Well, I guess I am just going to have to steal her away' Hyde thought then looked back up at the stage.
AN: Hope you guys liked it and keep reading! Thanks to everyone who subscribed to my story or added to their favorites and a special thanks to Pylea, Paridsegurl31, Brittkay242 and Dreams Shape the world for reviewingJ!!
