A/N: Chapter 2. YEAH. -skips around like a magical pixie horse-. And no I do not know if convincement is a real word.
Disclaimer: If I owned the world of Harry Potter I would have them playing this out instead of me writing this down. OKAY
This chapter is dedicated to: Sonata's Moonlight (for reviewing nicely)
Chapter 2: Blackmail, Quidditch, and Convincement
"Hey Blaise." I have been saying his name for like three minutes straight and he still didn't answer me "Yo. Blaise your crush lost her virginity." Ha that had to get his attention.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO. Who'd Ginny lose her innocence to?" Holy fuckberries did he just say he liked the Weaselette. The world is more messed up than my dad on happy pills.
"No one. Blaise I need to tell you something."
"That was not funny. What is it? Is it a secret crush?"
"...Yes...ithinkgrangerisatotalhottie." damn I said that fast and soft
"Human audible and slower please."
"...I-Think-Granger-is-a-total-hottie."
"I KNEW IT. I always knew that opposites attract. Anyway, why haven't you asked her out yet? I mean seriously any girl would die to date/snog/lay you."
"Yeah, but this is Granger were talking about. She hates me because I have insulted and annoyed her friends for the last six years."
"Well...Your Head Boy and it's a ninety nine point nine percent chance that she's Head Girl so just be nicer to her and her friends."
"That is the best idea ,minus the one about asking Snape for a way to get out of being death eaters this year, you have ever came up with."
"I know. Did you tell Lucius that you didn't want to be a death eater?"
"Yeah. I got put under the cruciatas curse for three minutes."
"Same here. Anyways we need to come up with ways to blackmail Granger. Any ideas?"
"Ask out one of the Weasel twins?"
"Nah. Not good enough for informatin like this. I heard Potty is switching to Keeper and Ginny's quitting the team , so we could make her join the quidditch team as their new seeker."
"How is that bad?"
"I heard she is absolutely terrified of heights and flying."
"So how is she going to make the team if she is terrified of heights?"
"That's for her to figure out. If she doesn't make seeker she will have to face everyone thinking that Weasel and her are dating."
"Now your talking. Blaise you are a genius."
"I know Drake, I know. Now let's go find Granger and tell her that she has to get ready for quidditch tryouts."
Hermione's POV
Hermione was just entering the compartment that Ron had found for them and sat down across from Ron, ignoring the fact that Ron had a seat saved for her next to him. "Ron, I have to talk to you about earlier. I was just trying to get you away from Malfoy before you did something rash."
"...Hermione, are you in denial? I mean you don't have to be shy about liking me."
Holy flying fucktards. Shy? Denial? Oh god this is going to be harder than I thought
"Uh Ron. I don't like you in tha-"
"Hermione it's okay. In fact, I've had a crush on you since fourth year when you went to the Yule Ball with that git Krum."
Shit. Harry wasn't lying. Think of an excuse Hermione, c'mon.
"Ummm. I have to go to the Head's meeting." With that I got out of the compartment and halfway to the head's department I bumped into two people and fell to the ground.
"Ah. Granger, just the girl we were looking for."I looked up and saw the two last people I wanted to see right now. I pulled myself up even though I was still more than a head shorter than both of them.
"What do you want?"
"Granger, you have to tryout and make the spot for Gryffindor seeker."
I burst out into laughter "And why should I?"
Smirks formed on both of their face "Because if you don't were going to tell everyone what happened between you and Weasley." They both said in unison
I stopped laughing and looked at them "What if I don't make it?"
"Then everyone will think you and Weasley are dating."
"But i'm absolutely terrified heights and flying."
"You'll have to figure it out Granger." With that they left her walking and thinking hard about how to do this still walking to the Head's compartment.
How the hell do you stop being scared of heights...maybe if I practice enough I'll be able to over come my fear and adjust to flying. Yeah that could work. Then I just need to practice to actually make seeker. By then I had made it to the head's compartment and Malfoy was there sleeping. I decided that his daddy paid his way to become Head Boy and started to read my favorite book called New Moon.
A/N: Yay I finally finished. here's the new chapter. Review please. I like flames too.
