Part 2-Plotting in a creepy old bathroom in creepy old woods

Slender had brought Derpin to his usual hangout, out into the middle of the woods, in the middle of nowhere. They were in the bathroom by the propane tanks, with no light source but the full moon outside and the flashlight Derpin had brought.

"Where are we, Slendy?" Derpin asked.

"Out in some old abandoned bathroom in some old and creepy forest, Derp. This is the first area of our meme mission. However, we need to get one thing straight first." Slender suddenly grew angry and flailed his tentacles infuriatingly at Derpin, making him quiver like never before.

"STOP CALLING ME 'SLENDY'! IT'S SLENDER-MAN, DAMN YOU!" he retorted, as Derpin felt as if he was about to faint. He nodded his head as assuring as he could and remained silent. Slender sighed again.

"Now, Derp, are you ready to help me achieve my goal?" Slender asked, surprisingly calm. Derpin was now getting frustrated. Why was he wasting his valuable time with this monster? Not to mention it was already 11:00 at night, and he had school the next day. He decided to take a very bold stand, and give his honest opinion, which would only result in disaster.

"Well, why do you want a MEME? Why don't you just try to get yourself a girl or something?" What happened next took Derpin by great surprise. Slender had performed the unnecessary.

"FOOL!" he yelled angrily, then dropped his dark trousers. "I HAVE NO MANHOOD!" he finished, as Derpin stood agape, peering at the blankness between his legs.

"Dayum..." Derpin mumbled, unintentionally. Slender sighed angrily yet again and pulled his pants back up. "Let's begin, shall we?" he put, really giving Derpin no choice. Slender stood next to a urinal and crossed his arms.

"Commence the meme, Derp," he declared, as if just expecting the boy to respond with something clever. Was this his idea of training him? Showing him his nonexistent groin and threatening him into oblivion? Derpin just stood by the tiled wall, contemplating escape by running like hell through the long and dark forest.

"Uh..." was all he could respond. Slender stood by the peeing device, all too awkwardly, waiting for a Hollywood classic, it seemed.

"COMMENCE!" he demanded. At that point, Derpin had decided to jet, and so he did, straight out of the restroom. He shot past the propane tanks, automatically thinking of Hank Hill by his nostalgic instincts. He had no idea where he was going. He didn't pay attention to where they were going when Slender led him to the facilities area. He was too frightened to think straight, as he was now. He just ran and ran, keeping his fingers crossed that he was making all of the correct twists and turns. He feared that he was not. He continually ran past notes on trees, and after about three minutes, he counted seven.

He noticed that Slender was not following him after a good five minutes of frantic running. Had he lost him? Or had Slender decided to let him go? It appeared that Derpin had forgotten a HUGE Slender characteristic, but at least would be finding out about it in a minute or so.

Just as Derpin had slowed down to catch his breath, he noticed one of the notes hanging on a tree off about twenty feet away. He walked over to it and leaned against it, fighting for oxygen. He'd have gotten an automatic A+ in gym class if his PE teacher had seen him run the way he did. He decided to pull the tacked up note from the tree and read it. It said, "Always watches, no eyes."

Just then Slender popped up out of nowhere and scared the Bejesus out of Derpin. "I must say...that parchment tells the truth," Slender growled, while coming closer to Derpin. He attempted to scramble away again but was halted by the thin man.

"You seem to have forgotten that I can teleport, foolish coward," Slender practically hissed at him, while tentacles had yet again sprung from his back. "UM! It was a meme you wanted, right?! So I can give ya one! How about, Gets girlfriend...Honey Boo Boo's mom!"

Then all Derpin saw was TV-like fuzziness and then nothing.

End of Pt. 2