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Peach's Agenda

6:00 AM– Wake up

6:30 AM– Have some breakfast

6:31 AM to 7:30 AM – Listen to Toadsworth yaaaya-yah-blah-blah over kingdom matters. Smile and nod and pretend to give a shit.

7:30 AM – Excuse self to take a shower

7:45 AM – Slip, fall, nearly bust head on royal sink

7:46 AM to 10:30 AM – Do princessly stuff

10:45 AM – Receive another love letter from Yoshi

10:46 AM – Squeal in happiness, scribble love letter back

10:47 AM – Remembered promise to Mario to visit him today.

10:48 AM to 12:00 PM – Do more princessly stuff

12:00 PM – Eat lunch

12:01 PM to 1:20 PM – Do even more princessly stuff

1:21 PM – Leave for Mario's House

1:30 PM – Arrive at Mario's House

1:35 PM – Bowser attacks! Again. Son of a bitch.

1:36 PM – Get captured.

1:37 PM – Flail and scream for the hell of it.

1:40 PM to 1:45 PM – Get dragged to Bowser's new castle. Seriously, how many of these does this guy have, anyway?

1:46 PM to 3:09 PM – Listen to Bowser attempt to woo me with poetry any 1st grader could top and absolutely cringeworthy love songs in a voice like a cat screeching while dragging its claws on a chalkboard.

3:10 PM – Overhear that Mario's storming the castle. Smile in bemusement.

3:11 PM – Giggle as Bowser curses and goes to confront Mario.

3:40 PM – Smile at Mario as he comes in to rescue me. Again.

4:50 PM – Get escorted home by Mario.

4:51 PM – Remind Mario of Party tonight.

6:00 PM – Eat dinner, with lots of cake for Mario.

7:00 PM – Greet guests for party tonight.

7:05 PM – Greet Yoshi~! Squeal and head over to him.

8:00 PM to 3:00 AM – DANCE PARTY!!

8:30 PM – Find Yoshi to ask him to dance. 3

8:31 PM – Find he's with some other women. Walk over to see what's going on.

8:32 PM – Carefully listen to the other women. Find out Yoshi's been yanking all of our chains.

8:33 PM – Get pissed.

8:34 PM – Proceed to bash the tar out of Yoshi.

8:49 PM – Storm off in a huff.

8:50 PM – Proceed to enjoy rest of party.

1:11 AM – Order Toads to drag Mario out from the dance floor so he doesn't hurt somebody.

3:00 AM – Drag self up stairs, back into private room, and into bed.

3:01 AM – Go to sleep

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