Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who and neither dose Tara or we'd all be doomed.

"So Doctor!" Crystina said jumping next to the Doctor as he typed in the coordinates of where they were going. "Where are we off to this time?"

The Doctor looked to Crystina, grinning. "Well, first we need to drop off those two." He hiked his thumb over his shoulder at Jack and Tara who sat on the bench. Tara's head was rested on Jacks shoulder, her eyes closed. The teen slumbered peacefully, other then the occasional twitch or kick of her leg. "Then we can head off anywhere you would like. See the swaying mountains of Felspoon?"

Crystina gave the Doctor a small pout at the aspect of dropping off Tara and Jack so soon and grabbed his arm letting a little whine out. "Do we have to drop them off so soon? I haven't seen Tara properly in forever!" The Doctor gave her an amused look since he had never seen her whine about anything since he had met her.

The Doctor looked to the two resting on the bench. "Well. Tara can stay, but Jack has a job back at earth. Though I'm sure she would rather be with him." He motioned towards Tara and Jack to prove his point. "So you would have to speak with her about." He added, shrugging his shoulders.

Crystina frowned at him and tugged on his arm a little almost hugging it and said, "Doctor would you stop making up excuses to get rid of Jack this one time? I really want to see Tara and your right she would rather be with Jack so it would be really sweet if you would let Jack stay for one trip. Just one trip! That's all I'm asking for!"

Sighing The Doctor shook his head. He really didn't want Jack on his TARDIS, though it wasn't often Crystina would whine about something. "We'll see Crystina. I already have the coordinates put in." He stated, shaking his head. "So either way, we're going to Cardiff! Wither we drop Jack and Tara off or not." He added. Crystina sighed and nodded still hugging the Doctor's arm.

"Alright fine… Should we wake them up before we take off or let the TARDIS wake them up during the ride?" she said with a mischievous grin. The Doctor looked to her, returning the grin.

"Oh, I think we can let them sleep until the TARDIS wakes them, don't you?" He said, laughing softly as he looked to the slumbering pair. He went to working at the control panel as they neared their destination. Now, just for the landing. "Just hold on!" The TARDIS started trembling, shaking and bucking as it went for a landing.

The jerking of the time machine sent Jack and Tara sprawling onto the floor. Tara yelped as she was suddenly, rudely awoken. She gripped at Jack, grabbing at the nearest thing to her and cursing like no tomorrow.

Crystina laughed at Tara's reaction as she held on the the console for dear life. The Doctor grinned at Crystina as he danced around the console trying making sure that they didn't end up somewhere completely off of where he was trying to land the four of them. Jack not knowing what was going on because of his rude awakening, just lied on the ground with Tara attached to him screaming her head off.

Finally though the TARDIS came to a halt and the chaos was calmed a small bit. Small being that they weren't flying ever which way everything else was still going mad, Tara was still screaming her head off the Doctor and Crystina were still highly amused at Tara and Jack's reaction and poor Jack was being made half deaf.

"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? CAN'T A GIRL GET SOME SLEEP WITHOUT BEING SHAKEN UP BY AN INAPPROPRIATELY DRIVEN TARDIS?" Tara was fuming as she stood, screaming at the two who stood before her, laughing. "Shit! Fuck you two, fuck you with a hot iron up the ass!"

The Doctor blinked, wincing. That, that sounded highly painful.

"FUCKING HELL!" Tara grumbled from then on, pacing in circles around the console. She shot dark glares at the Doctor and Crystina, scowling at the two as they received her evil faces.

Crystina blinked a few times unfazed by the glares she and the Doctor were receiving from Tara and turned to Jack to see if how he was. "Can you still hear us Jack? Or has Tara made you go deaf?" she asked amused.

Jack looked up from where he lay, looking Crystina. "What? I can't hear you over the ringing in my ears!" He put his hand behind his ear, smirking, obviously joking. Though his ears were truly ringing, it just wasn't so bad he couldn't Doctor chuckled at the gesture, shaking his head. Sighing, Jack lifted himself up. He caught Tara by the arm as she passed by, silencing her constant cursing under her breath.

"Calm down." He stated simply, shaking his head. "You're getting over worked up over nothing." He added, frowning down at her. Tara just blinked up at him, making an innocent face.

"They disturbed my sleep! I was comfortable.." Tara whined, pouting up at Jack.

"Screaming about wouln't help you out then Tara." Jack said smirking slightly. Tara grumbled under her breath about rude Time Lords and stupid humans as she stalked back over to the seat.

Crystina just shook her head and amused smiled playing across her face as she leaned on the Doctor. "Right so we're in Cardiff aren't we?" she asked.

"Yes we should be." The Doctor said and bumped Crystina slightly so he could go look outside. Crystina frowned a little and followed him over to the door. Crystina and the Doctor looked to one another before opening the door. Crystina stared, jaw going slack. "Should being the key word…"

Outside they found themselves in a medieval town. Crystina watched as a clucking hen scurried by them. People went on their merry way, unaware of the strange blue box that had randomly appeared before them.

"This may require you change your attire." The Doctor stated, looking at Crystina. He was so used to his constant screw ups as far as coordinates and dates. Crystina sighed, closing the door as she returned to the TARDIS. She looked to Tara, who was now calm, receiving a tilt of the head from the girl.

"Where exactly are we?" Tara questioned, earning a shrug of the shoulders from Crystina.

"We seem to be somewhere in the medieval period. Which HOW you get that far off, I'll never know." Crystina looked to the Doctor, hands on her hips, an eyebrow raised. "Just how do you screw up that bad Doctor?" She questioned his, shaking her head in exasperation.

The Doctor smiled and said, "Well I don't entierly have control of the TARDIS all the time so she likes to change the time and place sometimes. Besides not entierly knowing where we're going is the best part!"

"Right well Tara and I are off to the wardrobe to change into something that we wouln't start a riot." Crystina said and started to walk out of the control room.

Tara sighed, following after Crystina. Jack, for unknown reasons, wasn't far behind her. Tara and Crystina rummaged through the wardrobe, searching for appropriate clothing.

Jack was rummaging around as well, going through very feminine clothing. After a moment he spun, a dress in hand. He smirked at Tara, holding it up. The dress was a forest green, the sleeves made to hang off of the shoulders. A black corset went with the dress, made to push the breasts up, as was the style back then. "Here you go! I'll even help you put it on." He stated, his smirk growing as Tara rolled her eyes. She smiled at him, nodding.

"Alright, alright. No touching though." Tara agreed, going by him on her way out of the wardrobe. She grabbed his wrist, heading towards her room so he could help her into the dress.

Crystina rolled her eyes and began looking through the dresses trying to find one she liked. However the TARDIS seemed to already have a dress picked out for her, because no matter where she looked the same dress followed her. Crystina looked up at the TARDIS with a bemused look. "Are you trying to hint something at me old girl?" She felt the TARDIS sort of purr and she just laughed softly grabbing the dress.

It was a pretty teal dress that had full length sleeves, with slight embroidery on them and the fabric gave a kinda shimmer to it that made it look like the dress was several different shades of the color, it came with a brown leather corset. The TARDIS even seemed to have a few accessories picked out for Crystina to wear as well. She found a pair of silk white gloves, a peacock feathered hair clip and a beautiful blue safire neakles.

"Wow got my entire wardrobe planed out don't cha' old girl?" Crystina said amused and walked towards the dressing rooms that the TARDIS had. Once she was inside Crystina realized that she didn't properly know how to put on a corset. "Ohh this could be a problem."

The Doctor slid into the wardrobe, glancing around to see if Crystina, Tara, and Jack were still searching for clothes. Seeing no one he went to the dressing rooms. Lightly, he rapped his knuckles against the door. "Crystina? You in there? Everything going alright?" He questioned her.

"Umm well that's depends on what you mean by alright…" Crystina said thought the door. "Do you know of any way to put a corset on by your self?"

For a moment The Doctor just stood there in thought. He sighed, shaking his head. "You can't Crystina. It's physically impossible, you don't have the strength to tighten it properly while reaching behind you." He answered, grabbing at the door handle. "I'm coming in to help you out." He stated, offering no argument to be given.

"Ohh what!" Crystina said shocked as he walked in. "Ohh right well.." she trailed off a faint color of pink spreading across her cheeks. She hadn't expected the Doctor to help her put on her corset and she was slightly embarrassed to have him in the dressing room with her not that she'd tell him that.

The Doctor said nothing as he grabbed the corset, placing it around her waist. He went behind her, grabbing the lacing. "I would suggest you find something stable to support yourself. Oh, and this may hurt a little." He warned before tugging at the laces.

Crystina nodded not trusting her voice at the moment since she could fell her cheeks burning out of embarrassment and she was sure that if she spoke her voice would be a few octaves higher than normal. So she just placed her hand on the wall to support herself as the Doctor began tightening the corset.

Soon they were done and they walked out the dressing room and waited for Jack and Tara to come out so they could leave, but what they heard didn't give them any confidence that the two of them would be coming out any time soon.

Tara was screaming and moaning, whining and whimpering at Jack. "Jack! N-no more! "Tara screamed out as a banging could be heard inside her room. "Come on Tara. Just a little more! Almost finished!" Jack yelled out as the loudest bang sounded. "I…I AHHHH!" Tara shrieked on last time and the noise came to a stop.

Jack's voice could be heard faintly from Tara's room. "There, that wasn't so bad. Kind of fun really." Then the door opened, a panting Tara poking her head out of the room, her long hair a total mess. She was all sweaty to top things off, her cheeks burning a bright pink. "Hey! I'm not done with you!" Jack yelled. Tara cursed and yelped as she was dragged back into the room, the door slamming behind her.

Inside Tara started whining again. "No! Don't touch that, damn it, no! Ugh, let me do it!" "No" Tara could be heard groaning in annoyance as she gave into whatever the hell was going on in there.

Crystina and the Doctor stood there shocked and mortified over what they were hearing. Crystina had even became so embarrassed that she had shoved her face into the Doctor's coat in a vain attempt to block out what was going on. The Doctor was standing completely still aside from his arm raping around Crystina when she had turned to him, with a look of pure shock. They were NOT doing that on his TARDIS!

Once more the door to Tara's room pried open. This time Tara walked out, dressed in corset and all. She rubbed her unnaturally curving sides, whimpering. Her long hair was fixed, cascading down her back in a silken fall. Two braids went around her head, coming to conjoin at the back of her head. Jack was behind her, and amused smirk on his face. Both looked to the Doctor and Crystina, raising an eyebrow. "Uhm, you two ok?" Tara questioned them, confused as to why Crystina was hiding in his coat and why the Doctor looked so shocked. Her words came out funny, due to the fact she was still trying to figure out how to breath in the corset. Neither the Doctor nor Crystina responded to Tara, both of them still being in shock over what they thought they had heard.

Tara tilted her head, looking to Jack as if he knew the answer. "They act like they just walked into a fuck fest." She stated, shaking her head. She was very much unaware that they had indeed thought they had done just that.

Crystina was the first to react by turning and facing Jack and Tara while her face was still burning pink. "Do You Two Know What It Sounded Like You Were Doing In There!" her voice going higher than normal because of how mortified she felt.

Jack and Tara looked to each other for a moment before the two started snickering. Jack looked back to Crystina and the Doctor, grinning. "Oh, no. She's much louder when that happens, and usually is be…" Tara's hand smacked the back of his head. Her face was flushed a deep red, the expression completely blank. "Continue and you don't WANT to see what happens."

Crystina's reaction was probably the funniest thing that Jack and Tara had ever seen. Her expression went from embarrassed to totally mortified in less than a second and her cheeks went from a light shade of pink to a deep red, and the look on her face was priceless.

The Doctors face went a deep red as he stared at the two. "Ok! Let's go…now!" He just wanted a change in subject. All this sex talk was making him very, very uncomfortable. This caused Tara and Jack, who were laughing their asses off, to calm and nod. As he went, pulling Crystina with him of course, he leaned down to whisper to her. "And you want to keep those two with us? You sure about that?"

"Oh! Let me grab my purse." Tara called, running back to her room. She came back out, grumbling about how oddly heavy the bag was. She grabbed Jack's hand with her free one and with him she followed after the Doctor and Crystina.

Crystina and the Doctor were standing at the door. Crystina was still trying to return to her normal pail completion and the Doctor had an arm around her shoulders rubbing it to try and help her calm down.

"So are we ready to leave now?" The Doctor asked smiling away.

Tara grinned, nodding at him. "Yep, all set." She stated, swinging her and Jacks arms out of boredom. Jack glanced down at her, raising an eyebrow at her actions. In returned she just looked innocently up at him. He chuckled, shaking his head at her.

The Doctor led the way out. It wasn't long before Tara released Jacks hand and grabbed Crystina's instead, dragging the girl away. "We're off to do some window shopping. Not everyday you get to look at authentic medieval things." Tara stated, leaving two rather confused men behind.

"Ohh hello!"Crystina said shocked as she tried to regain her balance so that she could just walk with Tara rather than being dragged around by her. She somehow managed to do so even while Tara was practically running towards the shops. Just when she regained her balance Crystina stumbled into Tara, who had come to a halt in front of a necklace seller.

"~" Tara purred, looking over the necklaces. This of course had earned her a rather odd look from the merchant running the stand.

Crystina smirked at Tara's reaction and just shook her head. "I'm terribly sorry she is so very easily distracted." The merchant nodded still staring at pouted as she was pulled away from the stand. She sighed, giving up and walking with Crystina. They walked for a while, looking around at the shops. There a few things the girls found themselves wishing they had the proper currency for.

"Girls! Need this?" Jack called out from behind them. The girls turned to see him and the Doctor making their way through the crowd. Jack was holding up a small bag of coins, smirking at them. Tara grinned, going over to him and hugging him.

"Yes! I saw some pretty shiny necklaces a few merchants back." She snagged the bag, weighing it. Pleased with what she felt she nodded, smiling up at him. She was unaware of how this looked to others, how people stared. Nor did she notice the gleam in some of the men's eyes, the smirks on their faces.

Crystina who happened to be standing a little farther back from the group suddenly realized what Tara looked like to people of this time period. A dress that was off the shoulder, and didn't reach the ground, big ass boobs and to top it all off a man handing her a bag of money. Then as if to prov her right a older woman walked up to her and said, "Excuse me but you were walking around with that whore earlier were you not?"

Of course Crystina did not like some lady who didn't even know Tara calling her a whore. "No I wasn't walking around with you earlier I was walking around with my friend." She said and walked back over to Tara.

Tara looked to Crystina and smiled bright. "We got spending money." She stated happily. Her brown eyes turned back to Jack, her smile turning to a grin. "So, we will see you two later." She added, looking to the Doctor. Spotting an odd look on his face she tilted her head in curiosity. Obviously the Doctor recognized what she looked like to the people as well. He just nodded, choosing not say anything in public.

Tara simple shrugged, going to turn to walk away. When she did she nearly ran smack into the chest of a well built man. He wasn't very high on the attractive scale most obviously, or the social ladder.

"Ahh hello my sweets." He said with a gleam in his eye as he looked at Crystina and Tara. Crystina almost instantly realized what the gleam in the mans eye was and took a step back from him. Tara however seemed clueless as to the situation. Tara's head tilted as she looked up at the man, arching an eyebrow.

"Ahh, hello creeper. " One would think Tara's greeting would drive the man off. Instead he simply chuckled, reaching out and grabbing onto Tara's waist. He pulled her to him, placing something in her hand. She blinked, looking at her hand, her cheeks getting a bit pink as she took notice that it was a bag of money. Ohhh, now she knew what was going on. "Ahhh, Jack?"

"Ohh I'm not Jack but if you want me to be Jack…" the creeper said with a even creepier grin.

Tara started squirming, trying to get away from the creeper. She pushed on his chest. "Let me go!" She shouted at him, narrowing her eyes in annoyance. She looked the guy dead in the eyes before craning her head back and slamming her forehead into the guys. He staggered, releasing her as he fell on his ass. Tara wobbled a bit before straightening herself. "Thank you daddy."

She went to stand over the man, spitting on him. "I. Am Not. A. Whore. Just a little bit scandalous" She stated, smirking and walked away.

Crystina smirked at Tara and began to fallow when the creeper grabbed her ankle with a growl. "What about you pretty lady." Crystina let out an annoyed growl and was about to say something to the man when the Doctor came up and stopped her.

"Sir, what do you think you are doing to my wife?" The Doctor questioned him, raising an eyebrow. He put his arm around Crystina's waist.

The creeper blanched, releasing Crystina's ankle at once. "I…I apologize sir. I meant no offense to you or your lady." He said, standing quickly. He scurried away quickly, never again to be seen by the group.

Tara watched him run off, smirking in amusement. That amusement faded however once she looked at Jack, her hands going to her hips. "Is there a reason you didn't do that?" She questioned him, motioning to the Doctor and Crystina. Jack blinked, smiling nervously under the glare that Tara was giving him.

"Well I was going to but you took care of him a little to fast for me to…" he started but slowly stopped as he saw Tara's glare. "I'm sorry."

Tara huffed but nodded, excepting the answer he gave her. She went to him, having to tilt her head up due to his height. "Eh, whatever it was fun knocking the shit out of him." She laughed softly. She looked to Crystina and the Doctor smirking slightly. Awww, how cute were they?

The Doctor noticed the look Tara had though he didn't recognize just what it meant. He raised an eyebrow in confusion.

Crystina looked amused as the creeper ran off but looked at the Doctor and said, "That was nice of you Doctor but you know that I could have taken care of him myself right?"

The Doctor nodded, grinning. "Yess, I am well aware of that. Though I think we had enough violence when Tara headbutted him." He stated, looking down at her in slight amusement. "Violence isn't the answer after all."

"Now what makes you think I was going to be violent Doctor." Crystina winked and bumped him slightly.

Jack looked at Tara and smirked as the two of them watched Crystina and The Doctor talk to each other. "They are so cute." Tara giggled.

"Oh, I know you Crystina." The Doctor said, smirking in amusement as he looked down at her.

"Ahh well." She said dragging out her 'l' like the Doctor did so often and the two of them started laughing.

"Do you think they realize that they're flirting with each other?" Jack asked smiling.

Tara shook her head, grinning. "Oh they most defiantly do not realize that they are flirting. " She told him laughing softly. She wrapped her arms around his, laying her head on his shoulder. "It's adorable when totally innocent/ignorant people flirt." She added.

"What are you two talking about over there?" the Doctor called over to the two of them as he and Crystina walked over to them; the Doctor's arm still around Crystina. Tara and Jack looked to one another, smirking knowingly.

"Oh nothing Doctor." "Nothing at all." They said, earning an odd look from the Doctor. He frowned, not exactly believing their rather obvious lies. Though from the look on their faces, they weren't going to say anything any time soon.

Crystina not being as oblivious as the Doctor narrowed her eyes at the two of them. She knew that look from Tara, she had seen something she thought was obvious and is keeping it from them. "What." Crystina said to Tara.

"Nooooooooothing. Nothing at all." Tara purred, smirking at Crystina, her hands going behind her back.

"You're lying."Crystina said simply and glared at Tara. "What is it?"

"Nothing! Though we do need to go shopping." Tara said, quickly avoiding the questioned by grabbing Crystina's hand and once more dragging her off, away from the boys. She grinned as she headed to the necklace stand. "Shiiiiiiny."

"My lord…" Crystina said. She could tell this was going to be a long day for her.

Tara frowned as they walked, shifting the bag on her shoulders. "God damn, what the hell is so heavy in here?" She questioned, looking into the bag. She blinked, tilting her head in confusion. "Machi?" she questioned, just now remembering that the computer was in her purse.

Crystina blinked. "Machi?" she asked confused. Then she realized what Tara was talking about. "Hold on you don't mean Machi as in my computer Machi, do you!"she said in a hushed voice. Tara laughed nervously, nodding as they made it to the necklace stand.

"I honestly forgot she was in there. No wonder the blasted thing was so damn heavy!" Tara said as she picked out a necklace. A pentagram with an emerald dead center. She looked it over, the silver metal pleasing her. She paid for the necklace, slipping it around her neck.

"So pretty, so shiny!" Tara chirped as they walked away.

"Wonderful, Tara Wonderful." Crystina said forgetting that Tara still had her computer in her purse. Then a man in what appeared to be an officials attire walked up to the two of them.

"Excuse me madam we need to search your bag. We have reason to believe some form of witchcraft to be hidden inside it." The man said.

Crystina narrowed her eyes at the man and stood up a little straighter. "Why would you have any such reason to believe that?"

The man also stood a little taller and attempted to look down at Crystina, which had to be difficult since he was two inches shorter than she was. "As we have never seen you two here before we must be cautious. Are you trying to tell me that you wouln't let your bag be searched? Because the person who tipped us said that the travesty would be yours." he said resting his hand on his sword.

Crystina gave the man a resentful glare and said, "No sir you can search the bag, we have nothing to hide."

The man reached for Tara's purse but Tara seemed reluctant to hand it over to the man as she remembered that Crystina's computer was still in the purse, but the man snatched it away from her and looked inside it.

Tara sighed as the man looked up at them, pulling the computer from her bag. "Ladies, may I ask just what this thing is?" He questioned, running his hands over it. His thumb found the place to open the laptop, and he did just that. Eyes widening he stared at all the buttons.

"Wh-what is this?" He howled, dropping Machi, or more like throwing it onto the ground. Tara blanched, staring at the poor computer. It took all her strength not to dive down and pick the device up.

Crystina completely blanched at the sight of her computer, and looked up at the man. Her body reacted before her brain could by taking off as fast as she could. The man reacted almost as fast by giving chase to Crystina.

"Halt! Witch! Witch! Stop her! Witch!" he screamed as he ran after her.

Crystina reacted by throwing anything she could get her hands on behind her to slow the man down to giver her every chance to get back to the TARDIS. It worked on slowing down that particular man, however it did nothing to slow down the men who began to run at her to try and capture her. She began swerving, ducking and weaving through all the people she could, hoping to lose as many on the men she could.

Crystina didn't dare look back to see what Tara was doing or how many men she had chasing her she just ran as fast as her legs could carry her in the damned heels she was wearing because she figured she wouldn't have to run to terribly much.

Horrifyingly terrible move.

Almost as soon as Crystina had the TARDIS in sight one of the heels broke causing her to lose her sense of balance, her momentum sending her tumbling to the ground, allowing the men who were chasing her to get a hold of her. And even though she was bruised and battered Crystina began to scream and fight to get away, but there were to many men for her to fight off and they over powered her, dragging her off to be hung.

Tara had tried fighting off men, chasing after the mob to attempt assisting Crystina. When that didn't work she turned and ran as fast as she could. Of course she was less then graceful in heels, having never really worn them before.

The TARDIS was her destination, and she could only hope Jack and the Doctor were there.

It seemed Tara's luck was much better then one would think for she did find the two entering the police box. They looked to her as she called to then, tumbling at their feet. "Damn heels." She growled into the dirt before looking up at the pairs faces, which had it been a different situation would have been priceless.

"CRYSTINA'S A WITCH!"

"Let Me Out Of Here You Wind Bags!"Crystina yelled banging on her cell door.

"Silence Witch! We Shall Hear Nothing Of Your Words!" The man who was guarding the cell yelled back at Crystina.

"How many times do I have to tell you morons I Am Not A Witch!" she said, screaming the last part.

"Ha as if we would believe you hag!" the man laughed.

"Bitch!" she barked at him.

"HOLD YOUR TONGUE!" he bellowed.

"When you can reach Paris, France in less than a week I will!" she shouted.

The man scoffed and turned away from Crystina. "Do you not realize where we are Witch? That is an impossible task!"

"For you." she said nonplus. The man turned to look at Crystina but didn't respond. "Ohh nothing to that one ehh?"

"Hold on, calm down." Jack helped Tara to her feet, shaking his head.

He figured maybe Tara had simply pissed the girl off some how and was running from her. Maybe she had intended to say bitch instead of witch. The Doctor though seemed a little more alarmed by Tara's outburst. "Tara, what exactly happened?" He asked her.

"Crystina is going to be burned or hung or whatever the shit these people do to witches. She's been accused of being one!"

The Doctor and Jack's faces dropped. "Your kidding me right?" Jack said disbelievingly hoping that Tara was just trying to trick the two of them.

"Do you think I would kid about this Jack!" Tara yelled at him, "They accused her of being a witch then they chased her down! She tried to out run them ans get back here I guess but in those damn heels I don't think she made it."

Jack and the Doctor looked at one another, their faces pale. The Doctor ushered Jack and Tara into the TARDIS without another word. Time for a rescue mission!

Crystina had finally quieted down sitting in the back of her cell, banging her head against the wall. No matter how hard she tried, Crystina just couldn't think of a way for to get with out something to pry the door open. She really hated getting into these situations, they were so annoying. she didn't want to have to wait for the others to come and save her but she couldn't figure out what else to do.

"Stupid freaking computer getting me in trouble. I always knew that think hated me but I didn't know it hated m this much." Crystina grumbled. Suddenly the cell door swung open making Crystina jump and spin, eyes wide.

"Time for your trail witch." a new man said. Crystina stood up and placed as much distance between herself and the man as she could in the small cell. Which sadly was not much, so the man only had to lung forwards and grab Crystina, but she started to fight him so he shouted for more help 'to deal with the witch'.

"Let me go! Let me the hell go you old fat man!" Crystina screamed as she struggled to get away nearly getting out of the mans grasp a few times before his help arrived and pinned her to the ground.

"Alright boys lift er' up she's got a trail to attend." the fat man huffed as he caught his breath. Crystina let out a low growl as the men began to lift her off the ground. She knew that if she could get out of the idiots grasp she could run faster than them, but the only problem was they had about ten men 'escorting' her to her trail.

The men lead Crystina into a cathedral, forcing her to sit in a wooden chair despite her struggles. She found herself being tied to the seat with rough rope, the harsh material irritating her skin. The men smirked once she was finally where they wanted her and stood behind her in case she used any "magic" to get loose.

Before her sat a judge, long powdered wig atop his head. He looked down a crooked nose at her, chapped lips pulled into sneer. "Madam, please give us your name." His tone was less then kind as he asked oh so politely for her name.

"Switzerland." Crystina said deciding to be difficult with the man since he was just going to condemn her to death anyways.

The judge glared at her and cleared his throat. " Your real name ma'am."

"Bonshaqui Lafondaria." she said still being difficult.

The judge growled at her. "Your True Name Madam!" he yelled his patience being very thin.

"Shaquaqua Jamacer." Crystina said now beginning to have exceptional fun time pissing the man off.

"GIVE US THE DAMNED NAME WITCH!" the judge bellowed.

"Captain Jack Sparrow! There are you happy my parents wanted a boy!" she said forcing down a smile.

The Judge huffed, letting his face fall into his hands. He was ready to simply burn this woman already! "Very well Sparrow. You have been summoned here on charges of heresy. How do you plead?" The entire room burst into shouts of guilty. Nothing was more entertaining then a witch burning these days. These poor towns people hadn't seen one in ages!

"I plead not guilt sir. I don't even know any form of magic." Crystina said still forcing down a smile to try and act serious.

"Then how do you explain the witch's glass in your friends bag!" one of the men yelled from the crowd in the room.

Crystina bit her lip not knowing what to say. How could time travel not sound as bad as witch craft in these days? She couldn't explain that one.

This caused the judge to smirk as he leaned forward in his seat. His ugly, oily face held a smug expression. "You can't explain it can you madam? If you do not find a good reason soon, you will be burned at the stake. Just like all of your wretched, villainous kind."

Excitement had his rather rat-like eyes going wide, his face a disgusting shade of rash red.

"Art!" Crystina said quickly. The man sat back abruptly.

"Art? What the world kind art was that?" the judge asked incredulously.

"The kind you find in... In Sweden?" she said halfheartedly.

"Really so we could find it again?" the judge said suspiciously.

"No of coarse not it was a one of a kind." she said stronger this time.

"Really? So your supposed art has no others like it? Very suspicions." the judge said glaring at her. Crystina saw that he wasn't falling for her lie and began to worry but she didn't show it. "Well what do the people think?" Shouts of guilty rang through out the room except for one lone shout of not guilt which was beaten down immediately.

The old man's smile was crocked as he leered at Crystina. "Well there we have it Sparrow. Guilty. Witch you will be burned at the stake at sunset!" the judge declared and the crowd cheered wildly.

The ten men untied Crystina, lifting her as she struggled. They carried her back to her cell, grinning maliciously. They nearly tossed her into the cell, slamming the iron barred door shut. She moved onto her feet quickly, having stood just before the door had been shut.

Elsewhere, a rescue mission had already been mapped out. Now, just to wait for sunset. That one cry, in the back of the room, for Crystina's innocence had been Tara. She had put on a cloak, a large hood completely hiding her face. Now she stood in the TARDIS, having told Jack and the Doctor about the planning of Crystina's execution.

The plan was that Tara would create a brilliant distraction. While the town's people were distracted Jack and the Doctor would make off with Crystina. Simple enough, it should work. If not, then they had a plan B, even a plan C.

Soon enough sunset came, much to soon for Crystina's liking. She was horrified when the door opened again and the person she saw was not any of the three people she had hoped to see but a group of men who looked exceptionally happy to take her to her death. Not only were they happy to drag her kicking and screaming to be burned they were only too happy to hit and beat her to try to get her to be quiet.

By the time she was at the place where she was to be burned she was bruised and battered. Her lip was busted, her left eye bruised, and she thought she might have a few cracked or broken ribs. She could hardly fight back anymore with how many times they had beaten her in the head causing her to become severely confused and disorientated.

Tara stood at the back of the crowd, watching. She was surprised to find that Crystina had been beaten, severely. Her teeth nawed at her lower lip as she looked around. What the hell was she going to do? Well, this was a witch trial. Let's give them a witch.

A torch was lit, ready to light the kindling underneath her. Before the fire could reach her a loud bang went of. The noise caused many if not all to jump, spinning to look at the source. There Tara stood, her eyes shadowed over, a maniacal grin on her lips. She raised her arm, a green light coming from her hand.(Gotta love colored flashlights :p) "AVADA KADAVRA! May you face a terrible plague for you injustice against my sister!" She shrieked out before turning, the cloak swishing around her ankles as she spun, stepping quickly away from the crowd.

They shouted and chased after Tara, leaving Crystina tied to the stake. The Doctor and Jack quickly rushed to her, working to untie her.

Crystina's head lolled as the two began work on the ropes because she thought that they were the villagers tightening the ropes but when she felt one of them loosen she tried to look up at the two. She could only hold her head up for a second or two before she felt to exhausted but she had caught a glimpse of the most wonderful face in the world to her at the moment.

"Doctor…" She slurred, before she slipped in to unconsciousness.

Crystina lurched forward as the last rope was undone. The Doctor caught her, slipping an arm under her knees and holding her bridal style. He frowned, looking down at Crystina. Guilt gripped him as he counted the bruises on her face, the swelling about her eyes and jaw. How could he have let this happen to her?

Tara came running around the corner, her hood having fallen down off her face. She ran past Jack and the Doctor, no crowd behind her. Jack frowned, raising an eyebrow. "You can stop now you know!" He called. Tara turned her head to look over her shoulder at him.

"No I can't! I'll fall!" Then, SMACK! Tara had ran into something. She looked up from where she had fallen onto her rear, rubbing her head. The expression on her face went from confused to a rather amusing oh shit look. She jumped to her feet, wobbling a bit from the sudden movement. The wobbling however did not keep her from turning and running. She just did so in a very awkward stumbling manner.

"Ok, run now!" Tara yelped, just barely avoiding having the man she had bumped into grabbing at her long hair. She ran past Jack and the Doctor, the two following quickly behind her.

Crystina awoke for a brief moment from the abruptness of the running and saw the crowd of people who had come to watch her be burned chasing them screaming 'Sparrow' which gave her the brilliant idea to steal one of Jack Sparrow's most famous lines for this moment. And in a sleepy slur she shouted, "You will always remember this as the day that you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!" She very quickly fell back into her unconscious state.

The Doctor looked down at Crystina, his eye twitching ever so slightly. Did, did she really just yell that? He couldn't, wouldn't hold it against her. She did just have her head beat a bit. She was allowed to have a Tara moment.

Even Jack and Tara were surprised. Tara ended up laughing as she ran. Jack however was more or less shocked that she didn't yell 'Harkness'. He had been expecting the last name to be his own, not Sparrow. Though that would explain just why the crowd was yelling 'Sparrow'.

The three of them ran, swerved, jumped and did just about everything else to avoid the crowd and get to the TARDIS as fast as they could. Soon they could see the TARDIS in their sights. The Doctor and Jack began to run just a little bit faster when they saw it. Poor Tara however couldn't bring herself to speed up with how tired she was from running already, so Jack just grabbed her hand to make sure that she didn't fall behind to where the crowd could catch her.

They dashed madly into the TARDIS, slamming the doors behind them. Tara stumbled and wobbled as suddenly her momentum was lost, her balance suddenly shot. Jack leaned his back against the doors, grabbing Tara around the waist to keep her from falling. Her back rested to his chest. His chest heaved behind her, her chest doing the same. "Oh…oh my…fawking….gog." The Doctor however was still in full swing, running up the stairs placing Crystina on the jumper seat and getting the TARDIS moving.

He danced around the console faster than normal to try and make the ride as smooth as possible, so as to not throw Crystina off the jumper seat. Almost as soon as the TARDIS stopped the Doctor ran over to Crystina scanning her with his sonic screw his face becoming increasingly worried. He picked her up again running further into the depths of the TARDIS not even bothering to say anything to Jack and Tara.

The Doctor sat by Crystina, watching her carefully. No matter what the screwdriver said, he still worried. According to his little device she would be fine in the end, no permanent damage. Checking her over properly he could very easily tell she had a few fractured ribs, a broken cheek bone, and possible internal bleeding. He would keep an eye on her, a very close eye on her.

Sighing the Doctor looked her over. "I'm so sorry Crystina. " He hung his head, coursing his fingers through his hair. "I should have stayed with the two of you, or at least have gotten to you sooner. Yet I let them do this to you. I'm so sorry."

"Shut up you idiot." Crystina suddenly slurred as she sutured from her sleep. "You can't have know what was going to happen and you can't make your self feel like you could have so don't go blaming yourself for something that wasn't your fault." She said as she tried to sit up slowly.

The Doctor quickly placed a hand on her shoulder, forcing her to stay on her back. "You need to rest, heal." He stated simply, frowning deeply at her. He looked away, seeming to be studying the walls. "It is my fault. I should have taken better precautions. You are my responsibility Crystina." He protested, shaking his head, his eyes closing.

Crystina shook her head and placed her hand on top of his. "Doctor would you listen to me. You couldn't have known. This wasn't anything you could have known would happen. This wasn't some aliens or people traveling around the wrong times to cause harm, this was a plain simple human error problem. You couldn't have known." She said in an almost pleading voice to try and get him to understand.

The Doctor watched her silently for a moment. A small smile cracked as he nodded. He didn't believe her, he still believed that he was the one at blame. However if it would make her feel better, he would let her think he didn't blame himself. "I still don't know if I could live with myself if you were hurt any more seriously." He admitted to you.

Outside the door stood Tara and Jack, their ears to the door. Tara was muttering furiously to herself. She was thinking the same thing you probably are about now. HOOK THE FUCK UP!

Crystina sighed and looked up at the Doctor. "Do you really mean that Doctor or are you just trying to make me happy?" the Doctor knew her well she knew the Doctor too. She Knew that he wouldn't believe her that easily and she didn't want him saying that he agreed with her just to make her happy.

The Doctor couldn't help but to chuckle softly at Crystina. It was impressive how she knew him. "I mean it." He stated, standing. He smiled down at her, pushing her bangs from her face. "Now, you just rest and heal." He said, heading for the door.

"Ok Doctor I'll do that." Crystina said giving him a small smile.

Tara and Jack scurried away quickly, going into their room. Tara growled, her hands going on her hips. "I swear! Those two are so fucking ignorant." She hissed irritably. "Know what? We will not leave until we get them together!" She declared after a moment, earning a sigh from Jack. This was going to take a while.

The Doctor exited the room, going to the control room. He looked around running his hand through his hair and sighed. Today had been a tiring day for all of them. Especially for himself he couldn't believe that he had let Crystina get hurt like that. It killed him to imagine how scared she must have been when they had sentenced her to death. She must have been terrified waiting in a small cell for either someone to come save her or come kill her.

He couldn't ever let her feel like that again. It would kill if she was killed or if she left him because she was terrified of what would happen to her if she was with him.