Yu-Gi-Oh Truth or Dare!
Lance- "Let's get to the point, the truths and dares are:
Dare- ( Requested ) One scene with Manipulashipping ( Anzu x Marik )
Truth- Why are all your henchman named Steve, Marik and Melvin?
Dare- Marik and Bakura have to steal Yami's leather pants while singing the song.
Truth- Why do you hate Jounouchi so much, Kaiba?
Lance- "Now then... one scene with Manipulashipping..." *Evil grin*
Marik- "Oh Ra..."
Anzu- "MY LOVE WILL STAY WITH YAMI FOREVER!"
Lance- "Too bad." *Puts Marik and Anzu in a room together*
One minute later with Anzu and Marik...
Marik- "So... what now?"
Anzu- *Evil laugh*
Marik- "Oh Ra... please help me..."
Anzu- *Kisses Marik*
Marik- "HOLY RA!" *Runs out of room and runs into a wall*
Everyone- o. o
Lance- "Moving on... why are all of your henchman named Steve, Marik and Melvin?"
Marik- "Because my father's, cousin's, brother's, friend's, mother's, dead pet snake's, owner's sister's boyfriend is named Steve."
Melvin- "... what he said..."
Lance- " Next... Marik and Bakura, steal Yami's leather pants and sing the song."
Marik- " Bakura! I know how we're going to defeat the Pharaoh once and for all! Bakura- " Let me guess- we're going to challenge him to a children's card game." Marik- "No! We are going to steal from him the source of his power, and then use it against him!" Bakura- "His Millennium Puzzle?"
Marik- "Foolish fool! The Puzzle is not the source of his power! His power comes from... his leather pants! Bakura- "Seriously?"
Marik- "Yes! Come, Bakura, let us attain his leather pants!" Bakura- "I guess I have nothing better to do today..."
*Afterwards...*
Yami- "Can I have my pants back now?"
Marik- "No."
Lance- "Now that that's over with, Jounouchi, why do you hate Kaiba so much?"
Jounouchi- "His ego, his stubborness, the fact that he only cares about Duel Monsters, the fact that he's insanely rich... *Ten minutes later...*
Kaiba- "You're an idiot, mutt."
Jounouchi- "NO!"
Kaiba- "Yes."
Jounouchi- "NO!'
Kaiba- "Yes."
Jounouchi- "NO!"
Kaiba- "No."
Jounouchi- "Yes! Wait... dang it!"
(Chapter Ends)
Lance- I have nothing to say.
