Yu-Gi-Oh Truth or Dare!

Lance- "Let's get to the point, the truths and dares are:

Dare- ( Requested ) One scene with Manipulashipping ( Anzu x Marik )

Truth- Why are all your henchman named Steve, Marik and Melvin?

Dare- Marik and Bakura have to steal Yami's leather pants while singing the song.

Truth- Why do you hate Jounouchi so much, Kaiba?

Lance- "Now then... one scene with Manipulashipping..." *Evil grin*

Marik- "Oh Ra..."

Anzu- "MY LOVE WILL STAY WITH YAMI FOREVER!"

Lance- "Too bad." *Puts Marik and Anzu in a room together*

One minute later with Anzu and Marik...

Marik- "So... what now?"

Anzu- *Evil laugh*

Marik- "Oh Ra... please help me..."

Anzu- *Kisses Marik*

Marik- "HOLY RA!" *Runs out of room and runs into a wall*

Everyone- o. o

Lance- "Moving on... why are all of your henchman named Steve, Marik and Melvin?"

Marik- "Because my father's, cousin's, brother's, friend's, mother's, dead pet snake's, owner's sister's boyfriend is named Steve."

Melvin- "... what he said..."

Lance- " Next... Marik and Bakura, steal Yami's leather pants and sing the song."

Marik- " Bakura! I know how we're going to defeat the Pharaoh once and for all! Bakura- " Let me guess- we're going to challenge him to a children's card game." Marik- "No! We are going to steal from him the source of his power, and then use it against him!" Bakura- "His Millennium Puzzle?"
Marik- "Foolish fool! The Puzzle is not the source of his power! His power comes from... his leather pants! Bakura- "Seriously?"
Marik- "Yes! Come, Bakura, let us attain his leather pants!" Bakura- "I guess I have nothing better to do today..."

*Afterwards...*

Yami- "Can I have my pants back now?"

Marik- "No."

Lance- "Now that that's over with, Jounouchi, why do you hate Kaiba so much?"

Jounouchi- "His ego, his stubborness, the fact that he only cares about Duel Monsters, the fact that he's insanely rich... *Ten minutes later...*

Kaiba- "You're an idiot, mutt."

Jounouchi- "NO!"

Kaiba- "Yes."

Jounouchi- "NO!'

Kaiba- "Yes."

Jounouchi- "NO!"

Kaiba- "No."

Jounouchi- "Yes! Wait... dang it!"

(Chapter Ends)

Lance- I have nothing to say.