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Chapter 2 ; The first attempt

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The sun beamed down on one Sasuke Uchiha who was sitting casually in a tea shop mulling over his situation.

'So, how do I seduce her ? I can't, um what to call it, get back into the closet, I'd be raped before I finished coming, um, in.' he was starting to get weird looks because of his expressions and because he was muttering some of his thoughts.

"….seduce……closet….raped……finish coming…" is what the other occupant's of the tea shop heard, maybe he had cracked in Sound.

'Huh, I got it, she'll be seduced while she thinks I'm gay, then I'll tell her I'm bi, and she'll be all like "lets fuck like bunnies" oh ya.' Thought/muttered Sasuke, his audience heard.

"…got…….seduced………gay……..I'm bi………let's fuck like bunnies" the part said in a failed attempt at a girls voice.

Then Sasuke shot up and yelled "Off to the Hyuga compound." And off he went.

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Sasuke quickly arrived at the main house and rung the bell. It took a few moments before the door was answered, by a sleepy Neji with bed hair, they both immediately donned shocked expressions. Neji slammed the door.

Then a scream of "There sweet destiny someone get me a hairbrush !" a few minutes later the door was answered again. This time it was Hinata's little sister.

"Uchiha cock-sucker, So its you who has Neji acting crazy so early in the day." Stated Hanabi casually.

"Demon-child ." Sasuke then began staring obsessively over her shoulder.

"You like Hinata don't you ?" asked Hanabi, Sasuke would later say he had stared a fraction of a second to long, this is what really happened.

Sasuke caught sight of one Hinata Hyuga trying to calm Neji, inclined his head slightly, and openly stared at Hinata's ass.

Hinata saw Neji turn scarlet red and wink somewhere behind her.

Neji saw Sasuke stare at him, incline his head to look 'around' Hinata and openly star at him.

Hanabi saw everything.

"Teach me Chidori and I'll help." Hanabi offered.

"Like I need your help, Hinata train with me" the last part was shouted as Sasuke walked in and carried Hinata off.

"H-he-he's o-obviously t-trying t-to m-make -m-me j-je-jel-jelous." stuttered Neji.

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They sparred at blinding speeds, it was a tai-jutsu only battle to make it fair. They were evenly matched until.

Sasuke jumped grabbing Hinata's shoulders and spun in mid-air, still holding her shoulders he dropped into a reverse roll and used the momentum to throw her.

They were at the ready again when Hinata dropped her stance and started to walk off.

Sasuke quickly caught up to her and asked what's wrong. She avoided his eyes and stuttered.

"Y-you b-broke my B-b-bra." Oh shit.

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Sasuke was once again in the Hyuga estate.

"Call me Sensei." Said Sasuke with a tired sigh.

"When do we start cock-sucker-sensei ?"

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Okay, before anyone says it, he could have broken her bra with a shoulder grab, spin and throw, I done the same thing and broke a girls bra at Aikido training, I got a high five and a "nice" off my friends. interesting night, oh well review.

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