Yeah so i decided to make another one! Cheer!! This time its the maruaders. *cyber* Cookies to the lovely people who reviewed...which was like 2 but still happy!
Oh yeah forgot this last chapter but
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter or any of the characters. If I did, i would be writing more and more books. No this honor is J.K Rowlings.
25 things, Marauder style
1. James is not allowed to tell people that cheez-itz's cheese is really powdered oompa loompas dyed orange.
2. Sirius may not sing 'barbie girl' while dancing on the tables and stripping.
3. James and Sirius cannot stop a quiditch game for a muggle penny on the ground.
4. Remus cannot keep all chocolate for himself.
5. They cannot make slytherines snort like pigs while wearing pigtails and pig ears.
6. Sirius cannot draw faces on his toes and tell McGonagall that he tried to transfigure people and messed up.
7. They cannot tell 1st years that pumpkins come to life on holloween.
8. Sirius and James are not allowed to dress Peter up as a girl and tell everyone he is the new exchange student.
9. Then forget about him.
10. Remus is not allowed to curse James near the full moon.
11. Nor can he blame Sirius.
12. Sirius, James, and Peter are not allowed to tease Remus about his 'time of the month' in public.
13. Nor can they scream to stay away from Remus because his hormone induced rage is at an all time high.
14. They cannot tell people that muggles use balloons to take over peoples houses.
15. James is not allowed to measure Lily Evans to figure out her size for a wedding dress.
16. Sirius is not allowed to make fun of James for loving Lily.
17. Remus may not say bad things about James infront of Lily, for it makes James look even worse.
18. Sirius may not tell girls that he is really a god in human form.
19. Nor may he tell Lily that James is his servant.
20. They cannot try and feed Severus Snape to the Giant sqiud.
21. Or any slytherines.
22. Sirius cannot pretend to curse purebloods and tell them that it turns them to muggleborns.
23. Because they will believe him.
24. Sirius and james may not call dumbledore 'Gandalf'.
25. Nor may Remus show them more of the series 'Lord of the Rings'
So yeah thats the second one...my friend Nicole called and i got most of the stuff from her cuz she just says the mort ranom stuff. If it weren't for saying "cheez-itz" or "barbie!" I would not be able to finish this thing. I just had to add the Lord of the rings thing in, great movie! Hope you liked it. :)
