11th Divisions Day

Kenpachi stood in the airport with Yachiru on his shoulder and Ikakku. He was wearing a floral Hawain shirt, Yachiru was wearing a matching one and Ikakku was wearing a white tee shirt.

"Alright fine, I got our tickets. I just don't know why you all feel the need to call me 'slave' and boss me around. I mean I got you breakfast, packed you suitcases, and payed for the tickets. Why? Why?" begged Yumichicka Ayasegawa.

"Because you whine the most," Kenpachi passed out the tickets, "Show us the way, Slave."

"I hate you all."



Yumichicka, Ikakku, and Kenpachi sat on the plane. Yachiru sat next to Kenpachi, but was pouting because they made her sit in a "little kid's" seat. "This isn't fair Kenny. Can't Slave sit in the kids seat and I sit by Cue Ball?"

"Yachiru, we all know Slave should be sitting in the kids seat, but if you don't sit there we can't go."

Yumichicka collapsed his head in his hands.

"What's wrong, Yumi?" asked Ikaku.

"Wait. What did you just call me?"

"What? Yumi? Short for Yumichicka. Why do you ask?"

"Oh Please, Please! get Kenpachi and Yachiru to please stop calling me Slave."

"Sure, whatever," he said, "Yo, Ken, Yachiru, don't call Yumichicka slave anymore."

"Alright." said Kenpachi.

"Whatever, baldy." said Yachiru.

Yumichicka stared blankly at Ikakku. "How did you do that?" he asked.

"Well, they don't listen to you. Besides, we're pals right. I wouldn't let you get pushed around. I know you'd do the same for me. Right?" Ikakku smiled at Yumichick.

"Right." answered Yumichicka.


"Kenny, can we play Dan Jetsu?"

"No."

"Kentobi?"

"No"

"Was..."

"No"

"Bank..."

"No"

"Zanj..."

"No, nothing. I don't want to play anything. And leave me alone for a minute will ya."

"What's wrong, Kenny."

Kenpachi sighed. He looked across the plane at a small brunette by the front of the plane, "It's that girl. She was checkin' me out at the airport. I think she likes me."

"Well who wouldn't."

"That's true."

"And you would never go for a tramp like that."

"What did you say!"

"Hehe, just kidding. I'm looking for love, too."

"Oh yeah, my Yachiru's likin' a boy. Who is he?"

Yachiru's eyes drifted away and she inhaled and said, "Byaku-shi. He's so handsome. So dreamy. Everything a girl wants."

Kenpachi lifted an eybrow, "Wait. You got the hots for Byakuya?"

"Nothing would make me happier than becoming Mrs. Yachiru Kuchiki."

Kenpachi had to hold in his laugh. He didn't want to hurt Yachiru's feelings. Byakuya was a millionaire playboy and Yachiru was... Yachiru. And She'll find out soon enough about Byakuya and his date.


When the plan landed Yumichicka took everyones bags to their room and they headed to the park. There they rode rides all day for Yachiru. Then ate for Kenpachi and rested for Ikakku.

"I got an idea. Why don't we head to the bars around here after we're done riding, eating, and resting. The bars can be my thing," said Yumichicka.

"Ya know, kid, that's the best idea you had all day," said Kenpachi.

"Now let's ride the Magic Carpets, guys. Let's go! C'mon, lazy bum! The line is getting longer!" yelled Yachiru.

"Whatever." The group continued doing what Yachiru said until she fell asleep on Kenpachi's shoulder. Bypassing tourists commented on how cute it was, thinking Yachiru was Kenpachi's daughter. Kenpachi made no objection. Soon enough Kenpachi got a tap on his other shoulder. He turned around and it was the cute brunette.

"Oh, hey." said Kenpachi.

"You're such an affectionate father," she said in a French accent, "Where is her mother?"

"Her mother?" Kenpachi thought, "She, uh, died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm Heidi. And you are..."

"Kenpachi Zaraki. This is my... uh, daughter, Yachiru."

"She's so cute."

"Hey we were just about to hop to the bar. Wanna come."

"Oh, I say we skip the bars and head to you place."

They both chuckled and looked at each other deviously. "Here, kid, take Yachiru. I'm think I'm ready to get some shut eye." Kenpachis left with Heidi.

Yumichicka stood there with Yachiru and stared at Ikakku, "What just happened?"

"I have absolutly no idea but I know sleep is the last thing he's gonna be getting." Ikakku offered a high five and Yumichicka attempted to return it, but his hands were full with Yachiru.


Yumichicka and Ikakku found a bar with the rest of the Soul Reapers in the Downtown Disney. It was called Pleasure Island The managed to sneak Yachiru in by forging a fake ID and claiming she had a growth defect. When the guard didn't believe them they threatened to sue and to acoid a suit, he let them in. They sat at the bar and ordered shots of borboun

When Yumichicka sat Yachiru down, she woke up, "Wha where's Kenny? Where am I? And why am I with you two losers."

"Well to answer questions 2 and 3," said Yumichicka, "You're in a bar and with the rest of the Soul Reapers. We decided to meet up at this place via cell phone. Kenpachi left you with us 'cause he had 'other things' to do. And we'd appreciate it if you didn't refer to us as 'losers'. I'll let Ikakku feild the number 1."

"He's bumpin' uglies with a Frenchie."

"What!?" shouted Yachiru, "How could he. How could he bump... wait. What's 'bumping uglies'?"

"We'll tell you when you're older," They said.

"Well where's Byaku-shi?" asked Yachiru.

"I dunno. Picking up chicks probably." said Ikakku.

"Yeah and after Soi Fon turned him down who could blame him." said Yumichicka.

"I know. He's worth millions and that's still not good enough for poor runaway Soi Fon."

Ikakku and Yumichicka continued to talk and drink, but Yachiru was focused on other things. "Why isn't trying to get with me? Why does he not realize we're perfect for each other? Who could he like? And why Soi Fon?" she thought to herself. She had to find him.

A few hours later Yumichicka and Ikakku had loads of booze and lost focus on Yachiru.

"So I was say...saying," studdered Yumichicka, "Retsu Unohana is hot and I don't mean just 'hey your hot'. I mean smokin' hot."

"Yup... yeah... She is like... like... oh man... she's hot, man." Ikakku was struggling to stay on his chair.

"Why hello, men, may I buy you a drink?" Unohana was standing right behing them.

"Ya know, Retsu," Yumichicka stammered and tried to stand up, "You are... hot. And... and..."

Ikakku stood up, "And we wanna know... who would you rather sleep with... me... or... or..."

"Me?"

Unohana's face turned red. She knew that they were drunk and she was a little tipsy as well. Enough to make at least one bad decision. "I can't decide. I'll just have to do you both."

"Alright," laughed Yumichicka. He almost fell over, but Unohana caught him. She also helped them leave the bar and back to the hotel.


Well that was the 11th Divisions day out. It didn't make much sense, but to fill in the blanks, you'll just have to read what happened in the other's day. The stories intertwine.