Disclaimer: Me no be owning Twilight. –pouts- ONE DAY, I WILL OWN THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS!!! AND AFTER THAT… WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!
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Suddenly, another brown haired girl with glassed barged in the back door
"Sorry I'm late, Layla! The volleyball game ran over!" A closer look shows that the girl is wearing a volleyball uniform, and didn't even have time to take off her knee guards.
"Oh, no problem, River. We were just going to get started! Bella and Rosalie, come on down!"
Bella looked up, startled, from her hands, which were folded in her lap.
Rosalie just looked bored.
Layla threw them two scripts with the lyrics on them. Rosalie caught is flawlessly and started up the stairs to the stage. Edward caught Bella's copy before it could hit her in the head.
"Thanks," Bella breathed.
"No problem" Edward replied. Bella shakily stood up and went to stand by Rosalie.
"Ready?" Layla asked. She went over to the speakers and pressed play. Rosalie immediately sighed, but sang.
(Bold – Rosalie; Italics- Bella; Underline – Background; Bold/Italics- Rosalie and Bella; Bold/Italics/Underline- Everyone; '(name/word)'- Changed name/lyric)
(spoken) Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsicle:
(spoken) My dear Father:
There's been some confusion
Over rooming here at Shiz:
But of course, I'll care for Nessa:
But of course, I'll rise above it:
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
(Spoken:) Yes
There's been some confusion
For you see, my roommate is:
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe:
Blonde.
Edward snickered, as did the rest of the family. This really described Rosalie.
What is this feeling,
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you;
My pulse is rushing;
My head is reeling;
My face is flushing;
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For your face;
Your voice;
Your clothing;
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!
Dear 'Rosalie', you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
She's a terror! She's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But 'Rosalie', you're a martyr!
Well; these things are sent to try us!
Poor 'Rosalie', forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your;
What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
Oh, what is this feeling?
Does it have a name?
Yes
Ahhh
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For her face, her voice, her clothing
let's just say - we loathe it all
ev'ry little trait however small
makes our very flesh being to crawl
AHHH!
Loathing!
Loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
Loathing
In such total detestation
Loathing
It's so pure, so strong
So strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be...
Loathing...
Loathing
For forever...
Loathing...
Loathing,
Truly deeply loathing you
loathing you
My whole Life long!
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
Boo!
AH!
Rosalie walked off stage. Layla was grinning, proud with her work. River came up behind her.
"Hey, Layla!" Rive shouted. Layla understood. They then broke out in an edited version of the song.
"Bloating! Unadulterated bloating!"
Everyone just stared. Krissi and Ari sighed.
"They have too many inside jokes. Comes from being two of the only three girls stuck in English while we're in Math, and Math while we're in English. They have some weird jokes, those two. The waffles, for example." Ari said.
Layla and River smiled identical grins.
(Bold-River; Italics-Layla; Bold/Italics-Both)
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like French toast?
Yeah, we like French toast!
Do, do, do, do, can't wait to get a mouthful!
And with that, this first episode of craziness shall end.
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Again, time to vote! Here are your new options!
Edward singing Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls, about Bella.
Edward singing Music of the Night, just 'cause.
Jacob singing Winner At A Losing Game about Bella. Edward's reaction included. Thank you to WolfGirlSingerChic for the idea!
Bella singing 8th World Wonder, about Edward.
Esme, Rosalie, Alice, and Bella singing Girl's Night Out.
Mike singing Just The Girl, about Bella. Again, Edward's reaction… DOGFIGHT!
Edward and Bella singing You Are the Music in Me.
If you can tell me which two songs I used up there, You can suggest the next option! Thank you and goodnight! Oh, and those two inside jokes really did happen between us. We are a weird pair, that's for sure.
