Chapter 2: That Smashing Begins
In the morning; some of the fighters were slowly getting up. Ralph and Vanellope were the first to rise from bed. Vanellope opened her eyes and moved her mouth a bit to make some noises …. I don't know what it is called, so sue me.
Her eyes widened. "Oh boy!" She jumped on Ralph's bed and started hopping. "Get up, todays the day you bet up Peter!"
Ralph got up with annoyance after she jumped onto his stomach. "Not exactly, remember that the fighters are going to be picked today. Heck, Peter might lose his first battle."
"Awwwwww."
So they got out of their room and walked down the hall. They've found the eatery with Tharja reading a book and Pac-Man munching on some dots.
They took seats near them. A waitress came to them and took their orders. As Vanellope waits, she saw Tharja reading a spell book.
"Hmmm, very interesting!" Tharja said with a sinful grin. "This will have (name of Male avatar for Fire Emblem: Awakening) begging to be my love." She read quietly to herself.
"HELLO!"
Tharja jumped in fear and dropped her spell book. She looked next to her and saw Vanellope. "What do you want?" She looked at the kid's smiling face, despite her attitude.
"What's your name?"
Tharja gave her a confused look. "It's Tharja….."
"Are you a witch?"
She eyed at her spell book. "You might say that."
Vanellope gave Tharja an exited stare. "I saw a whistling guy turned into a little frog. Did you do that?"
Tharja looked over at a table where a frog was sitting. The frog looked over at Tharja with her devil eyes and hopped away in fear. She laughed a bit. "It was my own special touch."
Vanellope was getting really excited and made some action poses. "Oh my Godrops, turn me into a kung-fu fighting dolphin!"
Then Ralph came in and pulled Vanellope away. "Sorry miss, she still doesn't understand people's alone time."
"Hey, I'm mature enough to know!"
Tharja stared at Ralph with her gloomy stare. "Whatever."
Hoping that he too won't turn into a frog, he brought Vanellope back to the table. "What's the matter Stinkbrain? I was going to kick butt as a dolphin."
"Uhhh the last thing you want to do is mess with a witch." Ralph began shivering.
Tharja went back to reading, and then smiled. "Hm."
Later on; Peter and Sonic walked in. "Wonder if they have Lucky Charms?"
Peter and Sonic sat down with Olimar. "Hello Sonic, Peter. Have you slept well?"
"Yep, and ready for a fight!" Sonic said with confidence.
After a waitress took their orders, Peter looked around and saw almost everyone coming in. "Hm, looks like we're missing three." stated Peter.
Sonic also gave a look around. "Say, wasn't Link supposed to meet us by now?"
Meanwhile; Link was still sleeping in bed. He fell right to sleep after trying to figure out what the strange box with a glass window is for. He slept peacefully in his single room, but then he felt something on him. He slowly opened his eyes and….
"WAKE UP!"
Link yelled and rolled out of bed. He got up and saw Bexter the Rabbit smiling at him. "It's breakfast time!" Link asked the rabbit how he got into his room. "I was sleepwalking."
Link shoved the rabbit out of his room so he could get ready with peace. He sat down at his small table and felt his temples. He quickly got ready and took out his new sword. He decided to call it the Crimson Sword. He looked at his reflection in the blade. He then looked at the carving of a Loftwing and started to remember home.
He thought about everyone wondering if he was in any battles yet. His thoughts turned to Zelda when she told him to be careful. He was sure that he had nothing to worry her for. He had already defeated the Demon King before, nothing could possibly hurt him more than a King of Demons.
He noticed that it was getting late so he quickly rushed out the door. But then he slammed into someone. Link apologized and found that it was Shantae. She folded her arms and glared at Link. "Hey, I told you to watch where you were going!"
Link stepped back and apologized again. Shantae angered face turned into a smile. "Anxious for something?" She placed her arms behind her and walked around Link, making him very uncomfortable. "Say, want to sit together?"
Link blushed and told her that he already made plans with Peter and Sonic.
Shantae looked at him with her big eyes. "Alllllright."
She walked away down the hall. Link couldn't help but feel really stupid right now.
Shantae then thought to herself, "Shy and cute!"
Link sighed to himself, but then someone spoke. "Women trouble?" Link turned around and saw M. Bison. He had a grin on his face as he talked. "That was a lovely catch. Any man would of stick with that fine lady, but why not you?"
Suddenly they heard an announcement from Pyso. "Breakfast will be ending in thirty minutes. If you haven't eaten yet, please drop whatever nonsense you are doing and order your meal! We must keep our schedule and give our audience the thrill of violence action!"
M. Bison felt his stomach. "Well I cannot afford to miss breakfast. I have to keep my strength." He started walking down the hall with a sinister smile.
Link too walked down and entered the eatery. He saw Peter and Link waving at him. "There you are. What took you?" asked Sonic.
Link sat down and ordered his breakfast. He explained that he was asleep before Bexter woke him. "Man that rabbit also got me up." complained Peter. "And it was a little awkward."
(Cutaway Gag)
Bexter was hopping on Peter's belly. "Come on! Eat, Eat!"
Suddenly Peter grabbed the rabbit without even waking up. "Come here Lois."
(End Cutaway)
"Yeaaaaah I woke up before anything happened. Boy I would have had a lawsuit up my ass."
Not understanding what Peter was talking about, they began talking about the battles. Sonic started by listing every usual fighter that wasn't there. "Mario, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Bowser, Peach, Wario, Samus, Pit, Diddy Kong, Kirby."
Olimar began pondering. "That can't be right. Mario and Kirby are considered big stars. Why will they be excluded?"
Peter asked Link what he thinks, but Link was thinking to himself. "Link? Earth to Link, can you hear me? Over."
Link noticed everyone looking at him. "Something bothering you, Link?" asked Sonic.
"I think I know." Peter glared at Link. "He wants to start a love confusion thing with Zelda and the Genie lady!"
Link blushed and told them no.
"Don't bother covering up. Unless this is just about sex, I won't allow love to ruin our adventure ever again!"
Peter marched away as everyone sighed as the other three wondered what sex is.
At a few tables down, Shantae was eyeing Link again. "Link is so polite and cute. What do you think?" she looked at her table mate, Tharja.
"Whatever….."
Shantae just glared at her. "Really, what's your taste in men?"
Tharja suddenly smiled. "I have someone back home. He always remembers to wash behind his ears."
Shantae sighed and saw Peter marching by. "Wonder what's up with him."
After everyone was finished, Pyso entered inside. "Greetings, fighters; I see that everyone have finished." He began twisting his mustache. "Come to the stadium. All fighters will be randomly selected for the first rounds of Super Smash Bros.!" He walked out of the room to meet everyone at the stadium.
Sonic got up from his seat. "Well come on, I can't wait to see who's fighting today."
So they all got up and walked to the stadium. They all sat down and watch Psyo and the big screen. "Today is the day each fighter will be randomly selected by a computer to determine who will fight today."
The screen turned on to show pictures of the fighters bouncing around the screen. Then a grid appeared showing the orders of fighters. One by one, they pictures were hooked onto each end of the line.
"Excellent, now will see who will fight who!"
Peter vs. Pac-man
Olimar vs. Shantae
Wreck-it Ralph vs. Sims Avatar
Shulk vs. Fox
Ghost Slayer vs. Maya
Billy Hatcher vs. Sonic
Jigglypuff vs. Tharja
Spyro vs. GLados
Link vs. Green Knight
Crash Bandicoot vs. Bison
"It appears that our first fight will be Peter against Pac-man. Following up with Olimar vs. Shantae. Then finally, Ralph vs. Sims Avatar. We will have three fights for every other day, then four battles for the fifth day. The days in between will be your breaks. You can either lounge around or train."
Pyso called over Peter and Pac-man. They both walked on stage and shook hands. "Oh boy, I'm going to fight a guy that eats ghosts."
Suddenly Maya was beginning to worry. "Oh no, I'm a spirit. That thing might eat me or Ghostslayer might slay me." She looked over at the Ghostslayer.
"I only fight evil spirits."
On the stage; Peter and Pac-man were listening to Pyso's instructions. "For your battle, you will each have three lives. To defeat each other, you will have to damage your opponent enough to knock them out of the stage easily. They can ether fall down, be flung to the left or right, or get thrown upwards to the heavens."
Peter was tip-toeing while making childish noise. "I always wanted to fight Pac-man!"
Pac-man made some munching noise in agreement.
The screen lifted and a portal was shown. "Here is the portal that will deliver you to the battle stage. Beware of the obstacles and random items. Good luck, for your lives!" Pyso then pushed the two fighters into the portal. The screen lowered again and showed the two at a certain bar.
"The Drunken Clam? Sweet!"
The two were in front of the bar. Gerome was at the door. "Hey Peter, that creepy guy told me you were fighting a sorry-ass fool." He looked at Pac-man. "No way, Pac-man! Actually Peter, you will be that sorry-ass fool." Gerome then looked down the street. "Heads up!" He quickly ran inside and a drunk driver came down the street, attacking both Pac-man and Peter.
("Looks like Peter and Pac-man are off to an unfortunate start. That driver is not the only hazard.")
Peter got up and saw two floating platforms at the sides going up and down. He jumping onto it and jumped on the building. He looked up and saw Quagmire flying his plane, drunk.
Pac-Man jumped up and punched Peter. Peter then grabbed Pac-Man and dealt some damage before throwing him to the ground, which includes a body slam.
Pac-Man got up and saw Quagmire heading toward them. Pac-man ran toward the left side on the platform, leaving Peter to be struck. He almost was flung to the edge, but he landed on the ground in time and ran toward Pac-Man.
"This guy's tough."
Suddenly an item appeared him. It was a tomato with an M on it. Peter took it and his damage meter reduced. "Wow, now I'm not that hurt anymore." Then Pac-Man started chewing him like Wario.
"Ow, damn it, my ribs!" he said inside Pac-Man's mouth.
(At the stadium; Link and Sonic was beginning to worry for Peter. "Doesn't look good. Pac-Man eats ghosts! Peter better get himself out!")
(Down a few seats, M. Bison was enjoying the fight. "What an idiot. This is too hilarious!")
At the Drunken Clam; Peter tried remembering what his special moves are. "Let's see; there should be a normal special move, a side special move, a down special move, and an up special move. Let's try normal special."
Suddenly Peter farted a cloud that was shot forward. It didn't hit Pac-Man, but the smell made him too disgusted. He spit Peter right out. He looked over and saw the drunk driver coming. Peter got out of the way and the car hurdled Pac-Man off stage.
(Pac-Man has lost one stoke. But he still holds two more.)
A floating platform brought Pac-Man back. He got off and began throwing dots at Peter. "That's must be his side special move. Let's see mine!" Peter used his ability, which was throwing Meg. "Dad, what the-" Meg took the dots and landed near Pac-Man. "Oh you cannot believe the day I had!"
Pac-Man was somehow getting damage. He got away from Meg and the damage stopped.
("Amazing, that gentleman appeared to have the ability to damage anyone near him!")
("I think that's a girl.")
("Not now, Bexter! Wait what?")
Pac-Man climbed out on the Drunken Clam. "Oh yeah, try my up special move." Then a flapping inflatable arm man popped up under Peter, which launched him right up to Pac-Man. Pac-Man was about to throw more dots, but they heard the plane coming. They look to the left and right, but Quagmire was not seen.
Gerome then came out. "Look up."
Pac-Man and Peter looked up and saw the airplane heading right at them. Pac-Man screamed and used his down special move, spinning in one place and rolled out like Jigglypuff and Sonic. Peter was struck by the plane and was sent flying up. He was then seen over at the background falling. "How the Hell did this Hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaapeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn!"
Peter sparkled and disappeared.
As Peter was coming back, Gerome was talking to a servant of Master Hand while standing in front of the now demolished and flaming Drunken Clam. "So you're saying my bar will just magically rebuild itself?"
Peter came back and saw the Clam on fire. "Nooooooooooo!" He jumped off his platform and used his Down special move at Pac-Man. Which was getting high with crystal meth, getting on his back and move his arms and legs wildly. Pac-Man took a lot of damage and was now able to be launched easily.
Pac-Man moved out of the way and used his down special move. Peter suddenly activated his shield by accident. "What the Hell is this?"
("It appears our staff had not told Peter about the shield everyone can us.")
"No way? Now I am invincible!"
Peter laughed to himself while not realizing that his shield is shrinking. "You can't get me! Nah Nah!"
(Crack)
Peter is now dazed. Pac-Man looked around and saw a Home-Run Bat. He took it and sent Peter flying off stage.
("Peter now only has one stock left and Pac-Man has two. Peter must now be careful if he's willing to survive!")
Peter returned on stage and saw the drunk driver coming. He looked down at Pac-Man on a floating platform. "I have to get that drunk driver to hit Pac-Man, but how?"
Suddenly an item appeared. It was a Deku Nut. "Thank you, convenient writing." Peter took the nut and ran up to Pac-Man. He took aim and the nut hit him, causing dizziness. Peter then grabbed him and threw him at the coming car. Pac-Man was sent flying and the car slammed right into a fire hydrant, which shot water at the Clam as it restores itself.
"It's a miracle!"
Pac-Man returned with now only having one life left, just like Peter. "All right spirit devourer, your time has come!"
A crate appeared near Pac-Man, he opened it and out came three Bob-Bombs. "Oh crap." Pac-man took one and threw it at Peter. Peter dodged it just in time.
Pac-Man took the other one and threw it at Peter who was climbing up after him. Peter surprisingly took it. Pac-Man gasped as Peter threw it right at the third Bob-Bomb. The two explosions were enough to throw Pac-Man out of the stage.
(GAME!)
Peter and Pac-Man are now at the result area.
(Peter Griffin wins!)
Peter was doing his Surfin Bird Dance up close as Pac-Man snobs in the background.
"Pac-Man has been eliminated from the tournament. He will not be a part of any future battles." Maya then sighed with relief.
The screen lifted and Pac-Man and Peter jumped out from the portal. Sonic and Link ran up to Peter to congratulate him. "That was incredible!" said Sonic. Link patted him on the back telling him that was almost close.
Pac-Man walked to Peter and gave him a thumb up.
"Hah, look at the sore loser!"
Pac-man gave Peter a confused look. "Heah heah heah heah, I beat you up!" Peter kept on praising himself until Ralph and Vanellope walked to him. "Don't celebrate too soon." He moved closer as Peter began shivering. "Because if you continue winning, you will have to face me."
Ralph walked back to his seat as Vanellope said, "You're going down Mr. Not Watching Where You're Going!"
Vanellope walked back to Ralph. He looked at Vanellope and said, "I don't really feel right talking to Peter like that. It was just an accident."
"Oh come on! You're being a rival. Every sports competition needs a rival, like wrestling in the Olympics!"
"They got rid of wrestling."
Vanellope's jaw dropped. "What?! But they have masks and finishing moves and awesome names and chairs for weapons and-"
She kept at it on and on, even when they've passed M. Bison. "That fat man actually won. Well he did face a yellow orb thing." He continued to watch as Peter was doing some stupid things.
"No Peter, you cannot watch a show called 'Happy Days'" shouted Pyso.
M. Bison laughed to himself. "Maybe that guy will be quite useful."
Pyso managed to get Peter off the stage. "Now then, our next battle will be Olimar against Shantae. Please come to the stage."
Shantae and Olimar walked up on the stage as Peter, Sonic, and Link exited. Peter was glaring at Shantae as a threat to not bring romance into fighting.
The two fighters shook hands. "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl."
"Oh don't worry; we always have female fighters in Smash Bros."
That was when Peter and Link suddenly realized that their women fighters. "Hey Sonic, what the Hell's this?" Peter asked Sonic. Link explained that they can't fight women.
"Relax; it's the rules of Smash Bros. I even watched Mario beat the stuffing out of Peach …. Wow; that does sound messed up."
So Olimar and Shantae entered into the portal and landed right in Olimar's stage, Distant Planet. Shantae looked around and saw a hill on the left, some vines and leaves holding them at the center, and a clear area to the right.
"Wow, we're really small!" she said in amazement.
"Now you know how I feel."
(Ready, Go!)
Olimar started by plucking Pikmin. Shantae jumped toward him and saw the small creatures. "Ohhh, they're cute … what are they for?"
Olimar pointed out each color of Pikmin. "These mysterious creatures are the Pikmin that lives on this planet. When I first crashed here, they've helped me by gathering my ship parts."
Shantae bend down to look at them. "You mean they all helped you out? How nice of them!"
"Yes, they help retrieve my ship parts and I led them to attack ferocious predators."
"Predators?" asked Shantae. "Did those wild animals all charge right at you?"
"No all, some were asleep and some still infants."
"Infants?!" she asked in a small voice.
"When they die, the remaining Pikmin will gather the carcasses and bring them over to their Onions where more Pikmin will sprout."
"What do you mean, 'remaining Pikmin'?"
Olimar cleared his throat. "When they go into battle, many might be consumed, burned, drowned, electrocuted, or worst!"
Shantae looked at the Pikmins, and then to Olimar. "You're dead meat!" She quickly grabbed Olimar and threw him off stage. She looked and saw all the Pikmins dying with their spirits going up. "What happened?"
Meanwhile at the stadium, Peter heard their conversation. "So I guess those Pikmin's are colored sl-" But then a guy in a suit walked up to Peter and whispered something. "What, someone already made that joke? Damn it."
Back at the fight; Olimar had just returned. "That was unexpected."
"That all you got to say?!" Shantae jumped toward Olimar. He plucked some Pikmin and threw them at her. They latched onto her and began attacking. "Ow, what the heck!?" She started pulling some off. She felt burns, shocks, and even poison. "You mean you let these guys do all of the attacking?!"
Olimar stepped back. "Uh, not entirely! We ….. we can do this." Olimar used a yellow Pikmin to attack Shantae. "Is that supposed to be your normal punch?"
Olimar quickly threw a purple Pikmin at Shantae, which slowed her down. "Hey get off me, tubby!"
Olimar jumped onto a leaf and found a Pokeball. He took it and threw it at Shantae. "Ow, what was that for?" She looked and saw that a Snivy came out of the Pokeball. "Oh, another plant animal to do you dictatorous biddings?"
("Heah heah heah heah, dick.")
The Snivy started shooting leaves at Shantae, but she used her down special move and summoned a dark ball that circled around her for protection. "This is my spell called 'Pike Ball'. Try using your Pikmin now!"
Olimar began thinking. "She's a half-genie, her magic will be very effective against my Pikmin. I got to figure out something." Olimar then noticed a Bulborb coming from the right. "Aha! She's also has a short temper."
Olimar started calling out to Shantae. "Yes, these Pikmins are … fighting with m- I mean for me!"
Shantae grinded her teeth and ran after Olimar. She tried whipping him with her hair, but he kept dodging. "Just need that shield to deplete and I'll be ready." He thought as he still held onto his Pikmin.
Her shield disappeared and Shantae tried using her special move, Fireball. Olimar jumped over her as non-red Pikmins were dying from the fire. Olimar landed and grabbed Shantae with a red Pikmin and threw her into the mouth of the Bulborb.
She later came back after losing one stock. "Did you …. Just feed me to that thing!?" Shantae rushed over to Olimar and started whipping him with her hair. She then kicked him into the air. She jumped up and tried whipping him, but he dodged and hit her with a poison Pikmin. She landed on the ground as she continues to take poison damage.
"These Pikmin's are causing a lot of damage to me. Oh I get it; your strategy is to make me so weak that a charged move will knock me out." She looked over at Olimar with a sinister, joyful look.
Olimar sweated. "This is not good."
Shantae was going to shoot a fireball, but she felt a rain drop. The sky turned dark and soon it started pouring. "Hey, since we're small, shouldn't these large drops fell like bricks to us?"
Olimar was shocked by Shantae's knowledge. "Wow, I couldn't imagine you knew so much about small life."
"Are you saying I'm stupid?"
"Here it comes….."
Shantae quickly bolted at Olimar, but he dodged around her. He grabbed her and threw her at the pouring water on the slanted ground. She was quickly flowed away down to the bottom.
("Shantae now only has one stock left.")
She returned and was panting. "I …. Have to be …. More careful."
The rain stopped and the Bulborb returned. As Olimar was running toward her, a Pitfall appeared before him. Thinking quickly, he took it and threw it at Shantae. She dodged and the Pitfall landed on the Bulborb's head.
Shantae fired a fireball at Olimar. She dodged some Pikmins and grabbed Olimar. She hit him a bit and threw him to the ground and he was projected upwards. Olimar landed and looked for any other items; that was when a Smash Ball appeared. He gazed at the floating Smash Bros symbol with orbs orbiting around it. "This will lead to a success."
Shantae saw Olimar attacking the orb. So she knocked Olimar away and attacked it too.
"Not so fast." Olimar used his up special move which stock all of the Pikmins and reached up into the air to strike the Smash Ball. The item floated toward the Bulborb. So Olimar grabbed and threw Shantae in the opposite direction.
He landed on the massive beast, but fell into a hole. "What? But … the Pitfall!" Olimar began struggling to free himself as Shantae was getting closer. "I'll be out of here in no time as long as this Bulborb doesn't…."
It did exactly as Olimar didn't want; he walked away, taking Olimar with him.
("Not they each have one stock left.")
Olimar returned and pluck some more Pikmins. "This is bad; Shantae has plenty of time for…"
Suddenly the sky turned dark. Shantae has now possessed the powers of the Smash Ball. She looked at Olimar with an eager face. "Hey Olimar, guess what I'm thinking of."
Olimar began shaking about what her Final Smash could be. He then threw plenty of Pikmins at her and kept his distance.
"Ow, these guys aren't stopping me!" Despite the damage she's getting, she still chased after Olimar.
As Olimar ran for his life, he saw a Hammer close by. "Just need to get that and-" But then Shantae shot a fire ball at him and slid toward him.
"Gotta!" She activated her Final Smash. She began Belly Dancing as Olimar couldn't move.
(The audience was watching Shantae dancing. Many of them thought she was pretty good. Tharja wasn't so pleased. "Hm, show off ….. if (Male Avatar from Fire Emblem) even dares glance at her!")
As she dances; three images appeared above her showing a monkey, an elephant, and a mermaid. Remembering how Olimar went after the hammer, she chose the fastest character, the monkey.
She used a slide attack at Olimar and grabbed the hammer quickly. "Ooh Ooh eeh eeh!" With great speed, she whacked Olimar off the stage, defeated.
(Game!)
The score screen appeared with Shantae belly dancing and Olimar crying. "The Winner, Shantae!"
The two fighters returned as everyone cheered for Shantae. She winked at the audience as Olimar congratulates her. "That was a very good battle."
Shantae only glared at him. "How many cute Pikmins died?"
Olimar quickly ran out of the stadium in fear. Shantae just took her seat to watch the next battle.
Pyso took the center of the stage. "That was a magnificent brawl! Now it is time for out next." Pyso looked around the audience and pointed to the two next fighters. "The fight between Wreck-it Ralph and Sims Avatar will begin. Who will win this smashing battle? The man that can wreck anything or the person that experience almost anything in a common life?"
The two fighters got up and left their seats. "Go get em; Ralph!" cheered Vanellope.
When Ralph passed Peter, he glanced at the frightened fat man. "Oh God, I hope he losses."
Sonic nudged Peter. "Doubt it!"
Ralph and Sims Avatar both walked on stage. "Well good luck." Sims Avatar's response was only gibberish. "Oooookeeyyyy?"
The screen rose and the two jumped into the portal. The stage they are now in is an empty lot called, 'Sims Lot'.
(Ready, Go!)
"Aright, now let see what I can do?" Ralph used his special move, which is shaking his fist for a moment. It stopped and he started glowing. "Wait, I have the same moves as Donkey Kong?"
("Called it, you owe me ten bucks Peter." said Sonic in the audience.)
Ralph ran over to Sims Avatar to punch him/her, but then a wall appeared between them. Ralph looked around and saw more materials appearing. "I see, so a house is being build, well time for what I do best."
After seeing Sims Avatar running onto a small house, Ralph jumped on it and used his Down B move, ground pounding with his palms. This caused the building to collapse on the Sims Avatar, dealing a lot of damage. Sims Avatar got up and used a special move, talking. Word bubbles began popping around him. They started out small, but began growing bigger.
Suddenly a crate appeared. Ralph grabbed it and threw it at Sims Avatar. "Sorry, but this is fighting." Sims Avatar was forced into a wall which the impacted destroyed it. So Ralph ran over and unleashed his fist which sent him/her flying out.
("Ralph: 3 Sims Avatar: 2")
("Bexter, I'm the announcer!")
("My way is better!")
The first floor was completed before Sims Avatar returned. He/she jumped off and used his/her side special Move, driving a car. He/She jumped in and drop straight at Ralph. He took a good amount of damage, but wasn't enough for Sims Avatar. Ralph jumped on the car and started beating it, which caused it to break apart as pieces were scattered everywhere.
("Someone should give Wario a Lawyer." said Sonic.)
Sims Avatar, after taking damage from the wreck car, took a tire and threw it at Ralph, only to have him grab it. "Sorry, is this yours?" Ralph threw the tire back at him/her. Sims Avatar didn't grab it in time and was struck. Sims Avatar luck changed when he saw a Bob-bomb appearing next to him. He quickly grabbed it and threw it at Ralph. Ralph hesitated in case the bomb will blow when he grabbed it.
Suddenly a gas pipe appeared between Ralph and the Bob-Bomb. "Oh no…."
(BOOM)
The explosion destroyed the half of the house and sent both fighters flying.
("Ralph: 2.")
("Silence, it appeared Sims Avatar thought too quickly and-")
("Sims Avatar: 1.")
("Will you stop this!")
The fighters returned to see the remaining parts of the building on fire. Sims Avatar looked at Ralph huffing and puffing as he glared at him/her. "Now I'm angry!"
Ralph began chasing Sims Avatar. They ran toward the flaming building and took damage. But that didn't stop their chase. Ralph caught Sims Avatar when he cornered him/her at the edge of the stage.
As Sims Avatar was shaking in fear, a Smash Ball appeared above them. He/She got an idea and used his/her up special move, stairs. A staircase appeared in front of him/her, which attacked Ralph. He/She climb up to the Smash ball and attacked it with multiple items as common attack.
Ralph shook his head and looked up. Sims Avatar now has the powers of the Smash Ball. "Uhhhh remember that joke I played about pretending to be angry?"
Sims Avatar grinned for a satisfying victory. Ralph has no clue what he/she will do, even if he still has two stocks. Sims Avatar took one step forward, only to have his powers robbed by a passing burglar.
("What an unfortunate event for Sims Avatar. The Burglar will take away any item or power he comes in contact with.")
Sims Avatar was completely dumbfounded by what happened. The look on Ralph's face was also the same. He looked at Sims Avatar and quickly felt joy. He grabbed Sim's Avatar and put him/her on his back. He walked to the edge and threw him/her off stage.
(Game!)
Score Screen shows Wreck-it Ralph bowing with a medal around his neck as Sims Avatar dies and turned into a ghost in the background.
("Winner is, Wreck-it Ralph!")
When they returned, everyone began cheering. Vanellope ran up and jumped on Ralph. "That was amazing and too easy! What a way to end the day's last match." she said while pouting.
Ralph settled Vanellope down and apologized to Sims Avatar. "Don't take that the wrong way, you did great." Sims Avatar took Ralph's apology.
As everyone cheered; Link and Sonic were impressed with the fighting. "Looks like we're going to have some big challenges." Sonic said to Link. He shook his head in agreement and asked Peter what he thinks.
Peter on the other hand was not cheering, he was shaking with fear. He looked at Ralph and imagined him ten times bigger. Ralph looked down at Peter while laughing as a snake-like Vanellope slithered around Ralph's neck. He slammed Peter with a punch and kicked him several yards away. He got up from where he landed and saw the Fons, Oskar the Grouch, and his copy of Surfin Bird laughing at him. He turned around and saw Ralph opening his large jaws. "Don't eat me!"
"But I only eat veggies."
Peter snapped out of his daydream and saw Bexter the Rabbit. He looked at Sonic and Link who were confused. "Are you O.K.?" asked Sonic.
"Just …. Peachy!"
Pyso quite everyone down. "Peter Griffin, Shantae, and Wreck-it Ralph are today's winners. Tomorrow willl be our break, then the following day we will have three more fights. See you all tomorrow!"
Pyso left the stage as everyone got up.
Some hours later at the main hall; Peter, Sonic, and Link were talking to Pac-man and Olimar. "I'm telling you, do not get her angry!" Olimar began shaking in fear.
"Are you kidding? Ralph will destroy us all!"
"Peter, Ralph isn't bad. Well technically his is a bad guy, but…"
Peter yelled again. "I'm gonna die!"
Pac-Man patted Peter on the shoulder. "Go away soul devouring demon! I'm too busy at being afraid of a tough guy." Peter ran away in fear.
"Well there he goes." said Sonic with a sigh. "So tomorrow I'm fighting Billy Hatcher."
Link then asked what kind of moves he can use. "Oh he uses an egg for a weapon." Everyone gave him a confused look. "Yeah he had one crazy adventure, but I only raced him. This will be the first time we fight."
Link then asked if he was okay with fighting a child. "They had two psychic kids in the last Smash Bros, even if they're not here."
Pac-Man looked around and asked why the usual fighters aren't here, especially Mario.
"I'm not sure." Sonic scratched his head. "This is too weird."
Link asked who are the other usual fighters.
"Well there's Mario, Kirby, Donkey Kong, Link, Samus, Pikachu, Yoshi, Captain Falcon, Ness, Luigi, Ice Climbers, Peach, Bowser, Marth, Ike, Lucas, Zelda, Ganondorf, Toon Link, Pit, Diddy Kong, Lucario, Pokemon Trainer, Wario, Mr. Game and Watch, Falco, Wolf, Snake, King DeDeDe, Meta Knight …. I think that's it. But Olimar, Fox, Jigglypuff, and I are here."
Link lost Sonic when he mentioned his name, Zelda's name, and about Toon Link. He asked Sonic about it. "Uhh nothing that concerns you!" Sonic began sweating. "Don't worry about those fighters with the same name as you and Zelda, that toon guy, and Ganondorf."
Link knew Sonic was hiding something, he even told Sonic he didn't asked about Ganondorf.
"Hey look, time to go!" Sonic instantly ran away.
Knowing he will never catch up to Sonic, he decide to let it pass, for now. He looked at Olimar and asked him if this all seemed strange to him.
"Actually it does seem odd. Many of these people are from worlds faaaaar away from the closer worlds the fighters are from."
Link asked Olimar about the other worlds closer to the Smash World.
"Yes this is your first time here (sort of) the only fighters welcomed are the ones who worlds are close by to this world. You already know about other worlds, but there are different groups of them together at far distances from other groups; which make this very odd."
They looked around the other fighters. "Sonic and another fighter were in different groups besides this one, but they were special guests. Having this many guests from different groups make no sense."
Link thought deeply about this. Everything here seemed very suspicious to him. Nobody haven't even seen Master Hand yet.
Pac-man looked at a clock and pointed it was close to dinner. He told them that they can figure thinks out later. As they walk to the eatery, Link thought that they may not have too much time on their hands.
As they walked away; something was moving above the ceiling. It moved to a door with mechanical sounds. It traveled outside and started moving on the wall. It moved at a patio where a large figure was standing.
"Hello Communist, the green person and the blue porcupine were saying that something odd is happening with the odd choices of fighters. This is clearing not an antagonist's doing."
The large figure stepped out. "Very interesting."
"M. Bison, there is no need to hide in the shadow. Anyone that went to school knows it's you."
"Stop being a wise guy and listen!" M. Bison moved closer to GLaDos. "I know that Peter is afraid of Ralph and Link is too shy of that genie girl. But did you learn anything, interesting, about our competition?"
GLaDos explained that Billy Hatcher fights with a large egg.
"….Odd. Anything else?"
"I am not your employee. Even if I was, you will give me the pink slip if we are at the last battle."
M. Bison growled a bit. "You, babbling bot! Why did you agree to spy on the competition for me?"
"I wanted to make the Smash Bros. battle more interesting. It was for entertainment purposes only."
Bison sighed. "Just get out of here!"
So GLaDos left to leave Bison to think to himself. "Well I know about two fighters and Sonic is only fast if he has two legs, but that is not enough to make these fights, having a better chance at winning."
He looked inside a window and saw everyone eating. "Look at those fighters, all competing with honor. Hmph; that honor will not give them victory!"
He turned away and walked to a screen window of the patio. There he can barely see a floating island. 'This Master Hand will never even know what I have plan for anyone that appose me."
"So you're going to cheat?"
"Yes, it's a guilty pleasure for me and …. Huh!?" Bison quickly turned around and saw Peter. "How long were you there?"
"Enough to know that you're a cheater."
Bison's eyes began glowing red, but surprisingly Peter jumped and grabbed his feet. "I won't tell, just as long I don't have to fight him!"
Bison kicked Peter off. "What are you talking about?"
Peter got up as he still pleads to Bison. "That Ralph guy is going to kill me after tripping on the candy girl. Just get rid of him before I fight him!"
Bison gave Peter a furious look, but he thought about what use Peter will give. He smile and asked, "I may consider it, but what will you give me in return?"
"I saw that funny robot refusing your job, so I was thinking I will be your spy."
Bison smiled for Peter wanting the job he was thinking of. "So you're saying that if you were to give me any information like say, weaknesses, about your friends you will tell me?"
Peter nodded two times. "Yes, just don't let me die in the hands of Wreck-it Ralph!"
Bison patted Peter on the back. "Why of course I will help you, my new minion!" Bison began laughing evilly as Peter slowly do the same. Bison stopped laughing after a quarter of a minute, but Peter kept on laughing.
He waited a bit for Peter to stop, but he showed no sign.
"…..Peter?" Peter continued laughing. "Peter." Bison was given no response. So he used an uppercut on Peter, knocking him out.
End of Chapter
A/N: So now Peter's stupidity and fear lead him to Bison's side. What does Bison plan for the other fighters? … Seriously, do I really have to tell you what to question?
Anyways; at the end of each chapter, I'll give you a list of the new smashers move set. (Not including usuals like Sonic, Olimar, and Link.)
Peter Griffin:
Special move: Fart
Side Special move: Meg
Down Special move: Meth Attack
Up Special move: Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
Pac-Man
Special move: Munch
Side Special Move: Dot Throw
Down Special Move: Spin Dash
Up Special Move: Horizontal Dot Row
Shantae
Special move: Fire Ball
Side Special move: Spin Whip
Down Special move: Pike Ball
Up Special move: Teleport
Final Smash: Belly Dance Transformation
Sims Avatar
Special move: Talking
Side Special move: Driving
Down Special move: Sleeping
Up Special move: Stairs
Wrech – it Ralph
Same as D.K., but different Final Smash.
"Hold it right there!" Peter Griffin popped out. "We're taking a break from fighting in the next chapter? Then that means we're going to have character development and it's only the third chapter!" He got on his knees and yell into the air. "Noooooooooooooooo!"
