Author Note: I will try to update as fast as possible, not easy and sorry if it takes forever sometimes, I work on it everyday.

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In the Previous Chapter:

Greetings Once more Dear Yuffie,

You have found the next clue.

I commend you.

Within the journeys of this book.

Hidden secrets will tell you what your heart desires most.

Patience is a key virtue.

I look forward to our next meeting.

Sincerely yours. Heart and Soul.

Your Secret Admirer

ANOTHER ONE!! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!! I will kill this "Secret Admirer"! I will KILL WHOEVER IT IS, taking my valuable time away from me! I could be with Vincent right now. AAARRGGHH!

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Ironic Scenario Chapter 2

'Damn this book, I'm home and on usual circumstances, I would be chatting with Vincent online! Stupid, STUPID BOOK!! It's taking away my precious time! And I bet this book is crap! What can be so good about a mushy mushy book? Not to mention that this is going to take me FOREVER to finish!! How many days?! All of the time I could be spending with Vincent is not going to have to be spent on this stupid, STUPID book!! That's it, when I catch this secret admirer, I'm going to kill him, get my hands around him and strangle him to death!!' Yawning again, I plunge on into the book unwillingly. 'This is the fattest book I've ever read! How do people have the patience to read this kind of book? You have Selphie that I can partly understand, she's a mushy mushy type of girl and fantasizes about Romance every second of her life, she barely concentrates or talks about anything else, so she just likes it for the Romance. But Olette on the other hand! I can't understand how Olette can STAND reading these kinds of books?! She's suppose to be a smart and rational person!! Not a girl that gets trapped into mushy gooey bleh stuff this like!! They're so BORING! How can anyone stay awake while reading these kinds of books?! It's torture!!' Yawning once more, I fight my closing eyes as I turn to Page 2. 'WHEN WILL THIS BOOK EVER END?! I'm DYING over here! I'll kick his ass, and send him flying to the next galaxy! He must be gay reading this book........ but what if the Secret Admirer is a lez?! AAAHHH! And now I have to figure out this stupid book and find that next clue when I'm struggling to even reach Page 3!! God, if you exist, please end my life in this second right here!! It's already 8 at night!! And I'm SLEEPY!! I USUALLY SLEEP AT MIDNIGHT!!! But look at me NOW!!'

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3 hours later

'OMG! Edward is SO SWEET! He reminds me of Vincent a lot, although Vincent can't do the impossible.... or maybe he can. They're both so cool, and super smart! And what they share most in common is: THEY ARE PERFECT!! No wonder Selph and Olette this like so much!! How can a girl NOT like it?! That's like asking for dinosaurs to exist again!! But what Edward did for her!! Sacrificing all of that for her, and he is SO SWEET!! As in BEYOND SWEET!! KYAAH!! I might actually start liking him more than Vin-..... what am I SAYING?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! VINCENT IS MY NUMBER 1 FOR EVER!!!' And before I knew it, I was already near halfway through the book. Turning to the next page, I get more annoyed with Mike every second, it's not normal if you DON'T get annoyed with him! Following and tailing Bella like that, he should be labeled 'stalker'! 'It would fit him perfectly!' Looking at the next page, I see an underlined word, 'gym' stand out in the page. Turning over the page once more, I see 'gym' underlined again. Looking back at the secret admirers note, it clearly said 'Hidden secrets will tell you what your heart desires most.' Well it said other things, but for some reason that caught my eye, why? Don't ask me. Looking at the book to my letter, again, and again, and again. My head snaps up, "THE GYM!!!" I scream, shoving my head back at the book, another word is underlined, 'badminton', what does badminton mean? Gym and Badminton? The Badminton section in the Gym? Possibly... go there first thing in the morning. YOSH! Then I can get over and done with this!! But now that i think about it.... Didn't Olette and Selph say that there was another book after Twilight? What was it's name now...... New Mars? Neon Moon? GROAN!! WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER?!

Anyway........Now, back to the book.

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2 a.m.

It is offical. This book is SO SWEET!! Before I go to the gym tomorrow, I need to get New Moon. Thank God I finally figured the name out!! Well.. it wasn't that hard... it was in the back of the book but oh well... SO WAS THE NEXT CHAPTER OF IT!! AND NOW I'M SO PUMPED UP!!! Alice really does go overboard!! And anyway, this must be one of the best Romance stories in the world that was ever written!! Edward willing to go through so much for her!! I'm sure that if anyone goes through that much for me, I'd possible have to pick him over Vincent..... although the chances of that are low... there are still chances!! But no matter what, right now Vincent is my number one!! And I will make sure no one takes that place!! I've also decided the names I hate most in the world: James, Victoria and Laurent!! I mean, who can't!? After this book?! THey're the bad guys that are trying to tear apart the perfect couple!! I'm SOOO glad James is dead though, he deserved it!! Trying to tear those two apart!! And poor Alice!! At least she now knows the truth about her past. And in PROM!!!!! Every girl dreams since they were kids, even I'm no exception from this. For all my tomboy apparel I dream about it.... Only when Vincent's there in the same picture of course, without him there it wouldn't really BE like a prom. For me at least. Putting the book to the side, I know that tonight I'm going to dream about Twilight. But only now, I'm going to Bella, and Vincent is going to be Edward. Putting the book to the side, I turn off my bed post light and lie down in bed. Closing my eyes, I drift off into slumber, I think about our happily ever after.

Sweet Dreams.

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'I'M LATE!!!!!'

God damn it! My stupid alarm clock wouldn't wake me up! YOSH!! Note to self, get a louder alarm clock that has the capacity to tear the house down the entire house!!

Then again... I don't think mom will like that that much...... ANYWAY I STILL GOT TO BUY ONE!!

Running down the street, I lost tract of how many people I passed. Quiet frankly, I don't even remember seeing Vincent as I ran down towards school. Sprinting through the school gates, I burst through the school doors in record time. I throw a quick glance at the clock and nearly leap in joy when I see that i still have 10 minutes before class starts. YOSH!! This is all going according to plan now!! I can still stop by the library to get New Moon!! Running full speed to the library I turn around a corner when I hear someone shouting my name from behind me. Coming to a quick halt, I turn to look over my shoulder. Panting and trying to come after me, I see a tired down Reno, struggling to keep up. He looks like he's about to collapse onto the floor in exhaustion..... I wasn't even running that fast......

"Yo, Yuff, what's up?" He asks trying to act casually, leaning against the wall, still struggling and trying to catch his breathe. As well as trying to act smooth.

Shrugging, I casually reply, "Nothing much, going to get something."

"What're you going to get?" Why is he even talking to me?! We barely exchange words, even if he is in our 'group of friends'. Can't he tell that I'm in a hurry?!

"Nothing much." Damn, I can't tell him I'm going to the library! That would be a dent in my reputation!! AND WHY DOES HE EVEN CARE?!

"Want me to accompany you?" His eyes sparkle at the thought.... Damn him to hell, why are his eyes sparkling like that?!

Wait...... Please to God don't tell me..........

RENO is my secret admirer?! Backing away slightly I try to lighten my voice as I say, "No thanx. Bye."

Running away from him even faster than before, I turn towards the library door and make a quick check if he's following me. Slowing down slightly, I listen for anyone sound of someone following me.....

Thank GOD there's none!! He's not following!!

Entering the Library, I close my eyes and silently think to myself. Placing my hand under my chin, I consider possible reasons for him talking to me.

Sadly, I can only think of one: Reno is my secret admirer......

If Reno IS my 'gay' secret admirer, I might as well just jump off the nearest cliff.....

There's no way Im going to accept that. But I think I will still strangle him anyway....

Thinking ahead once more.... I come to this conclusion:

I think the school's roof is about high enough that it can replace my missing cliff.

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Author Note: Once more I apologize if I reply late, I have a break in school soon, so I will work on it the moment it starts!