Carly walked out of Freddie's apartment with a smug smile on her face. I was sat on a stool chomping on some ham. Carly walked in though her open front door. She saw me on the stool with the ham and put her hands on her hips and stood in her doorway frowning.
"What?" I ask standing up and walking over to the couch and plopping down on it with the plate of ham.
"I know you heard what he said." She said frowning at me.
"I don't know what you mean." I lied easily. She rolled her eyes. She then sighed.
"I know you heard what Freddie said." She stated. I pretended to think about it.
"Oh that nice one Carlotta you nearly had me on that one." I said swallowing the last of my ham. I then stood up and walked to the fridge pulling out some leftover ribs.
"Huh? What do you mean Sam?" asked Carly confused. By now I was sat on a stool my face half covered in sauce. Ribs. Not as good as ham but still good.
"Good joke... like... Nubby... is actually... you know... ummmmm good ribs." I said though mouthfuls of ribs.
"He is Sam! Think of all the things he's done for you!" Carly almost screamed at me. I snorted at this.
"Like what?" I asked finishing my ribs.
"Well... You had your first kiss together." Oh thank for mentioning that Shay I'm going to have a flash back now.
Flashback:
Freddie was sat on the fire escape on a deckchair. I knocked and he waved me in.
"What's up?" I asked
"Nothing."Was the reply. I pulled the meatball out of my pocket and held it out for him to see.
"Meatball?" I asked him.
"No thanks?" He replied. I chucked it over the edge.
"That was really brave." He said vaguely "What you said."
"You heard?" I asked confused. He pulled up his laptop.
"You didn't think I'd miss Icarly?" He smiled.
"I'm sorry. About telling everyone you never kissed anyone."I apologised "And for filling your shampoo bottle with blue cheese and sending your cell phone to Cambodia everything okay?"
"So does this mean you're not going to mess with me anymore?" he asked. Silly boy.
"No I'm still going to mess with you I'm just going to apologise every few years so I can start fresh." Was my reply.
"Good." I was confused by that.
"Good?" Was my question.
"Yeah it be too weird if you didn't make my life miserable all the time." He said smirking."But you know maybe you pull back just a little bit...?" I interrupted him at this point.
"I don't think so" was all I said.
"Yeah I didn't think so either."
"It's so dumb." I said vaguely
"What'd you mean?"
"How people get all freaked out over there first kiss... It's stupid."
"So you weren't lying you really never kissed anyone."
"Nope."
"Sometimes I wish I could just get it out of the way."
"Yeah I know me to"
"Right. Just to get it over with."
"Yeah" He sort of chuckled at this point
"What?"
"It's nothing it's dumb."
"Say it!"
"I was just going to say that maybe..."
"We should kiss?"He looked nervous at that comment
"You're going to break my arm now right?"
"No"
"So should we?"
"Just to get it over with?"
"Just to get it over with. And we both swear we'll go back to hating each other as soon as it's done." Why did I say that? What did I think we'd like each other or something after that kiss.
"Totally and we never tell anyone."
"Yeah." I kina ruined the mood with my next sentence.
"Well... lean."
He leaned and well I kind of enjoyed those 7-8 seconds
End of flashback.
"So?" I said a bit too quickly, "that wasn't something he like did for me. And we swore we'd never speak of it again." I made it clear that was all I was going to say on the subject of "It".
"Well... there was that time you know when Pete was two timing you."
"What do you mean? What did Freddie do then?" I asked confused. She raised an eyebrow.
"You don't know?" she scoffed "he beat up Pete duh everyone was talking about it." Oh yeah. Great. Another flash back; I hate them almost as much as I hate strips.
Flashback:
Me and Carls were at our lockers when Wendy came up to us and was like babbling on about how cool this concert she went to was and then out of the blue she said Freddie had got in a fight with Pete.
"Oh no!" was Carly's reaction. I grinned I couldn't wait to see the nub get beat up by my Ex. Ever since Pete rudely dumped me I loved seeing Freddie being hurt more and more. We ran around the school for a bit until we found the fight. But it wasn't what we expected. We got there at the end of the fight and saw Freddie punching Pete's face in. He had a broken nose and blood was streaming down his face. Freddie had him on his knees when he leant in whispered and something in his ear. Pete nodded then ran off down the hall. Freddie saw us grinned and walked over.
"What's up ladies?" he asked
"Wow Frednub where'd that come from?" I asked amazed.
"Oh he called me a nub or something." He said vaguely.
End of the flash of the back.
"No he didn't beat up Pete for that he beat him up because he called him a nub or something."
"Yeah? Well then why did he tell me that he did it because of you?" and shoke my head,
"He could have been lying? He always trys to get your attention!" she staresd at me with her devil stare,
"Then there was that time that he sent Missy away on that teen cruise thing,"
"She won that!" I say, objecting.
"No she didn't! Freddie gave it up for you!" I gaped at her, really?
"He did that... Beacuse. Erm." I fail to come up with a responce
"He told me afterwards he cared about you as well." and I shook my head,
"Doesn't prove anything!" I say, still insisting he has done nothing for me. She glares at me,
"You are so difficult you know that?"
I rolled my eyes at this point, "Oh and Shay? Can you not talk to me like that unless you're tired of living? Thanks." I threaten, she look unimpressed though she says,
"Fine if you don't believe me go ask him yourself instead of listening into other peoples conversations." And with that she turned on her heel and walked up her stairs. When did she become so feisty? To get this whole mess sorted out I went to find Freddie. I went to the place I knew he'd be, the fire escape.
