WARNING THIS STORY WAS A COMBINATION WRITING BETWEEN ME AND TWO FRIENDS! MY WRITING WILL BE IN REG. FONT. THE CREATOR OF MYUKI'S WILL BE IN BOLD AND THE CREATOR OR ERIN'S WILL BE IN ITALICS. Also, this is a spoof and is suppose to be a comedy without much seriousness at all. Enjoy. ~Winter
Toto-Erin could hardly keep up with Myuki. This was probably the fastest she had seen her sister run. She began panting.
"Damn it…now I really do sound like a dog!" Toto-Erin said aloud to herself as she raced after Myuki.
Suddenly, they came across a corn field. The sound of music drifted as they stalked through the field. They heard psychotic birds cawing as they came closer to a familiar looking scarecrow. What they saw was horrifying.. Large crows were cawing and trying to hump the poor scarecrow. He tried to fight them off, but it wasn't working.
Myuki ran over to him and helped him down.
"Cover your ears." She whispered before letting out a blood-curdling scream. Toto-Erin joined in until the horny birds had disappeared.
"Thanks," replied the scarecrow. "I'm guessing you know what's going on?"
Myuki didn't reply. She just stared at the scarecrow. This brainless sack of straw was her Amaimon?
"Are you going to sing?" she asked
"Ahem!" he sucked in a breath and began:
"If I only had a brain I'd want sex and candy. I can show you pain and make you say my name."
Myuki and Toto-Erin stared as Scarecrow-Amaimon began the chorus of 'Bruises and Bitemarks.'
"Nothing is right here…" Myuki grumbled, heading off down the path.
"Hey! Wait up!" Amaimon fell into step beside the two. "Where are we going?" he asked.
"Have you never seen the Wizard of Oz?" Myuki questioned.
"What's an Oz? Doesn't he sing a song about lunatic railroads?" Scarecrow-Amaimon wondered.
Myuki was about to start ranting about the movie when Toto-Erin suddenly took off towards some trees.
"I found apples!"
Toto-Erin reached for an apple. The tree started giggling.
"Oh, God don't stop!"
Toto-Erin dropped the apple. What the hell just happened? She reached for another apple and tried to pull it off.
"Oh, don't stop! Don't stop!"
Amaimon popped a sucker into his mouth and mumbled to Myuki.
"Why is she molesting that tree?"
Myuki just stared in confusion.
"Why the fuck is it doing that? I wanna try!"
With that, Myuki joined Erin in the (molesting) pulling of the apples off of the tree.
Amaimon sighed and sat down to watch the weirdo girls…until they started screaming that is.
"EWWWWWWW! WHAT'S ON ME?!"
Amaimon jumped to his feet and ran to their sides. "Are you okay?"
"I'm not sure…" Myuki smelled the junk she was drenched in. It smelled like apples. Cautiously, she licked it off her arm. "It's apple sauce."
They were all silent for a few seconds…then it hit Myuki and Erin. The Apple tree…The two girls screamed and began furiously rubbing the sauce off of their arms.
Amaimon stood there dumb-founded while the tree giggled. He seriously didn't know what was happening.
Myuki, in a panicked fit, fell over an oil can and smacked her head on something metal.
