Hello again, everyone! This is K-YanNyako!
This is the second one-shot of my Akatsuki one-shot collection that I am working on!
I asked if the readers would recommend a pairing for the next chapter.
This pairing was a little difficult for me to write, because I've never written this pairing before…well…here it is! Saso X Dei! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, the Akatsuki, Sasori, Deidara, Avril Lavigne, or the song "Girlfriend".
Chapter 2: I Want To Be Your Girlfriend, Danna!
"Deidara, listen to me!" Sasori called from his room.
Deidara stormed down the hall in a huff.
'How could he?!' he thought as he wiped away tears that were streaming down his face. He ran into his room and slammed the door. Sasori cupped his head in his hands.
"Ugh…when are you going to learn," Sasori said into the door, "To stay out of my things?!" he yelled.
"I hate you, danna! Hmm!!" he yelled at his door. Sasori stomped back into his room. When Deidara could no longer hear footsteps, he opened his door a bit.
"Danna….how could you…hm…" he sniffed again.
"God, Deidara….so what if I have a date tonight? It's not like we were…planning…anything…" he said as he looked at his calendar. Today it read…take Deidara to the karaoke bar…Sasori banged his fist against the wall.
"ARGH! I'm such a dumbass!" he yelled.
"Well, at least someone agrees with me…" Ateru said as she turned a page in the book that she was reading.
Sasori thought for a moment.
"Hm…what if I took my date to the karaoke bar, and Deidara showed up! Nah…that would never happen…" he said as he sat down on his bed.
A few hours later, Sasori left the house for his date. He arrived not a second late. He had to break it to the girl that he had a change of plans.
"What do you mean we're going to a karaoke bar?! I thought we were going to that fancy pants restaurant!!" she yelled.
Sasori needed to silence his date. "Um…about the restaurant…uh…it kind of…blew up. Yes…the restaurant blew up and it has been wiped off of the face of the Earth." He said.
His date stopped bitching. "Oh…I see…well…then I guess we're going to that karaoke bar thing…"
Sasori breathed a heavy sigh of relief.
Deidara swallowed another spoonful of chocolate marshmallow caramel ice cream. He wiped his face of tears. He was still depressed over the fact that his Danna was out with some whore. What was her name again…? Oh yeah...Aki. Deidara was so deeply engulfed in his own self-pity, he didn't even notice that Itachi had taken a few pictures of him and his comfort food. There was a knock on the door.
"GO AWAY, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DEPRESSED?! HMM?!" he yelled as he tossed his spoon at his door. It opened, revealing a sympathetic-looking Ateru.
"What do you want, hmm…." He mumbled as he licked the lid of the ice cream container.
"Listen…I heard what happened between you and Sasori…maybe I can help." She said as she closed the door. Deidara hesitated. 'Why would Ateru want to help if something wasn't in it for her?'
"What's in it for you, hmm?" he snapped. Ateru smiled. 'Here we go…she'll probably want pictures of Danna and I fucking…AGAIN…' he thought.
"Seeing you and Sasori happy together." She smiled. Deidara stared wide-eyed at her.
"You're joking, right, hmm?" he said as he quirked an eyebrow. She shook her head.
"Nope. Now, if you're done asking your idiotic questions, I'll need to know which karaoke bar you were planning on with him…" Ateru said as she sat down on his bed.
Sasori arrived at the karaoke bar with his date.
"The…Singing Canary…? What a stupid name for a karaoke bar!" she yelled. (a/n: I couldn't think of anything…forgive me!)
Sasori sighed. 'I think I was better off with Deidara…at least he didn't question my tastes…' he thought to himself.
"Well, don't be shy…walk in!" Sasori said as he pushed her.
"Whatever…" she said as she timidly walked in.
They walked through the threshold, and there was a blare of music, and neon lights of every color of the rainbow.
"Oh wow! This place looks nice…" she said as she looked around.
"Still think the name is stupid?" Sasori asked.
"Oh yes. It's still stupid."
"You're sure you'll help me, hmm?!" Deidara yelled. Ateru sighed.
"For the umpteenth time, Deidara…YES."
"OH MY GOD!! I LOVE YOU, ATERU-KUN, HMM!" Deidara yelled as he squeezed Ateru. AGAIN.
"Yeah, yeah…I thought you were gay, though?" she asked.
Deidara was silent.
"Well, walk in, dumbass!" she yelled as she pushed him.
'I can see why she likes Hidan…' Deidara thought as he entered the karaoke bar.
He glanced around for his Danna.
'Oh! There he is! With that….thing…in the corner…' he thought.
"How am I going to get his attention?!" Deidara said to himself.
"Easy, Dei-rin. Go up and sing!" someone said from behind him.
"EH?! ATERU!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" he yelled.
"I can't pass up an event with single guys…" she cackled.
She pushed him up to the microphone.
"Sing a song, damnit!"
"No!"
Everyone looked at the struggle that was going on between the two people on stage.
"Sorry folks…he's got a bit of stage fright." Ateru laughed nervously.
Deidara felt sick.
"WELL?! SING, MOTHER FUCKER, SING!" Ateru whispered in his ear.
Deidara gulped.
"I…um…I'd like to dedicate the….next song to….someone I love…un…" he said shakily.
Ateru slipped out of the bottom of the stage. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO, YOU ASS HOLE, UN?!" he blared into the microphone.
There was music playing.
"SING!" Ateru commanded.
Deidara looked at the screen.
'Girlfriend by Avril Lavinge.'
'Well, at least I know this song…' he thought hopefully.
'So I won't do too bad…'
"Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend! No way, no way, I think you need a new one! Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend!" Deidara sang.
He danced around on the stage.
'Mother fucking man can move like a woman!' Ateru thought.
Sasori blushed. "All this for me?!" he whispered to himself.
His date pouted. "Hmph. Stupid guy…" she whined.
Deidara walked over to Sasori's table.
"In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger, cause I can, cause I can do it better, there's no other, so when's it gonna sink it? She's so stupid what the hell were you thinking!" Deidara sang as he pointed to the girl.
The girl screamed. "ARGH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" she yelled as she ran out of the door.
Deidara walked back up on stage to take his final bow.
"So danna…" Deidara said seductively as he walked over to the corner table.
"Y-Yes?" Sasori asked, a little alarmed.
"Can I be your girlfriend, tonight?" Deidara asked as he pecked Sasori on the cheek,
"Of course." Sasori smiled.
"But Deidara?"
"Yes, Danna?"
"Don't EVER let Ateru choose the song. EVER."
Well, there you go! SasoriXDeidara for ya! This took me a little longer than the last one…So I hope my hard work paid off! The next pairing is Itachi X Kisame!
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I hope you guys and girls look forward to the next chapter!
