Disclaimer: I don't own the characters duh~ If I did there would SO be more fan service in it.

Today Kid's class has PE. The shinigami doesn't really like PE, as he is lazy, but he knows that exercise is essential to maintain a healthy body. Kid's classroom consist of both meisters and weapons, like him and Patty and Liz and Soul and Maka and Black Star and Soul and Tsubaki and Soul and some other people and Soul. ….. NO he is NOT obsessed with a certain weapon. Why would he be anyway? Soul 'Eater' Evans is a total asymmetrical mess, nothing about him is attractive when he is not perfectly symmetrical. Ok, he's handsome, he's hot, a nice guy, real funny, can turn Kid on anytime, can play the piano damn well, the only death scythe his age, the youngest one and a thousand other accomplishments. Your point is? Too bad he belongs to Maka. Oh well, the Thompson Sisters are already a handful to deal with.

Speaking of class, it's already starting. He's really looking forward to the class finishing because then he can go home, lounge around and be perfectly lazy in a symmetrical and perfectly divine place, namely, home. And then he can also carry out Blair and his….plan. He blushed at the thought of how extremely perverted the plan is. Nevermind, anything is worth it for Soul. And so while Kid was ranting on and on in his head, Soul and Star was sneaking up behind him. "BOO-YAA! THE GREATEST MAN ON EARTH IS HERE!" "IMMA DEATH SCYTHE I WANNA EAT A SHINIGAMI'S SOUL MUAHAHAHAHAHA" Kid just turned around and say "Ohh~ I totally didn't hear you guys laughing and shoving each other from across the whole FREAKIN' GYM".

"Sounds like someone needs to be more mature" scoffed Black Star. "Oh please, I can't believe I heard that coming from someone who didn't experience puberty yet, eats Happy Meals for the toys and stuffs crayons up his nose" Kid retorts back. "How did you know about the crayons ? I thought I told Tsubaki to not tell anyone else!" the so called 'Man' recoils back in horror. "I didn't, I was just making it up, but seems like that's true " Kid can't help but smirk at Black Star's newest statement. As for Soul, he was already rolling on the floor with laughter at the part 'didn't experience puberty yet'. "Bhahahahahahhahaha gawd you can't…hehehehe… be se..hahahahahahahaha serious right Black Stahahahahahahahhahar it can't all be true especially the hihihihihihihihi crayons part oh hahhaahahhahahaha you're killing me over hehehehehehehehehhe here" Soul attempts to stand up but it seems that his knees are still weak from laughing too much.

[After PE is done]

"Man I hate it when the teacher makes us go on outdoors activity, my PE Kit always end up all bloody and stuff" Kid sighed while saying this. At least he earned around 16 new souls for both his weapons. "Hey, it's pretty fun ya know, rather than stuck at school playing football or something, we get to collect souls so our weapons can upgrade, we also get to sneak into food restaurants if Sid's not watching, we can run homeandblahblahblah" Black Star drawled on. "Black Star, I think we get your point, so shut up. I wanna sleeeeeepp…. Kid carry me to the bath stalls thanks" so saying, he just went and flopped himself on Kid. "Whaa… you lazy ass go by yourself I wanna bath and I appreciate it if you're not watching" he shoved Soul away, gently, mainly because he knows using shinigami strength would result in a bloody mess. The first and last time he was bit by Soul on berserk mode his hand was left practically, well, ribbons of meat and skin. "Nuuu~ I'm feeling affectionate today" and he actually trapped Kid in a tight embrace and rested his head on Kid's shoulders. "I wanna join too~ I want some of Kid's love~" "….." Great, now he's trapped in a very big and hard to escape hug complimentary of his two best friends.

"Let me go. I want to bath now and I'm fucking stripping now" so saying, Kid took off his shirt, but slowly and teasingly eventhough he has a faint blush on his cheeks thanks to Soul clinging on him. Thank goodness for the stripping tips from Blair. He was almost done taking it off before he stopped and lowered his pants halfway, revealing his boxers, before he stopped yet again and took off his shirt properly. Then he looked down and said "Well? Not letting go?" Kid looked down to see the sight of Black Star already asleep and Soul looking away from his body.. oh okay…wait, is he BLUSHING? OH MY FUCKING GAAWWDD MY CRUSH IS B.L.U.S.H.I.N.G. AT THE SIGHT OF ME STRIPPPPINNGGG OH EM GEE! Now his head is full of crazy happiness and thoughts. He pushed Black Star and he came off easily. He tried pushing Soul, but surprise surprise, the boy ran to a faraway bath stall and slammed the door.

' why the fuck is Kid so cute today did he figure out I liked him ahhh I can't even oh shit please not damn damn damn stupid cock go limp you I'm telling you to go limp oh gosshh his stripping was like a pro omigosh my nose its bleeding my cock its erecting my me is all scattered around ahhh god why must you be so cruel ahhh!' Soul was hyperventilating in the bathroom stall now, and the fact that his shorts are painfully tight is not helping. He whimpered as the painfulness is too much. In the end, Soul just gave up and took a bath while waiting for his stupid penis to go down. Thankfully, after the shower was done, he was clean and his problem was gone.

To Soul's surprise, Kid was actually waiting for him, and just wearing a towel. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck now his lower regions are starting to get hot as well as his face. He turned to run away before Kid caught his arm. "Why did you run just now? Was there something wrong?" Kid asked with a concerned look. "Nuh…uh… OH LOOK IS THAT A NUMBER EIGHT I SEE?" after yelling this, Soul ran outside…in his bloody PE Kit, people. He ran and ran and ran to his home, thanking anything that should be thanked that PE's the last period.

Kid just blinked and watched Soul running away. Afterwards, he went and dressed himself up in a perfectly balanced black shirt and shorts and went to find Blair. Kid found Blair at a very predictable place, his room. "… Blair, why are you in my room?" She was taking a nap on Kid's bed, of all places too. "I wanted to know how far off are you guys before you guys make out and have sex and I get to watch hot live yaoi action" she purred to the young shinigami. "Uhmm… your plan sorta worked and sorta didn't." "How? Tell me, in details please and thank you" "Finee… geez.. I stripped like how you taught me to, and then suddenly he ran to a bath stall, then when I waited for him in just a towel he blushed and ran away" Kid told her excitedly. "Great! This means I can start the next plan!" Blair said while giving him a devilish smile. "Blair… please tell me it's less embarrassing than this one." Kid whimpered. "No way, I'm going to make you so cute with this one" she grinned before casting a spell on him. A black cloud surrounded Kid and before he could protest, the effects are already done. "How could you, Blair! Of all the spells to cast, why this one ?" Kid wailed.

Author's note : So here I am wondering why most of the yaoi stories are done at really weird hours like 1 to 4 in the morning. WRITERS, Y U NO SLEEP NORMALLY? Exam's coming but I'm obviously not giving a fuck while writing the stories hahahaha. If you guys review, I promise to upload 2 chapters every week, and maybe more for when my brain farts ideas by the thousands.