"You wanna say that one more time" Inuyasha just knew he had heard wrong.
"Are all half breeds hard of hearing" Sesshomaru's mother asked,
"So wait, the guys need to pretend too be slaves?" Kagome wanted to sure she heard that right.
A sly smirk graced the older woman's face, Kagome had a feeling it was not that simple.
"Good question, and it is the main point, and one main reason that I did not come to Sesshomaru alone"
They waited,
"You see dear human girl" His mother walked closer to Kagome leaned down closer to her, she put on claw finger under his chin, Sesshomaru rose an eyebrow "I don't mean just any old slave"
"What other kind is there?" Miroku asked,
She didn't look away from Kagome "A sex slave"
Kagome turned red and gasped, Miroku smirked and threw an arm around Sango while Inuyasha mouth hung wide open. Sesshomaru crossed his arms, his mother had too be insane.
"Well I have no problem with this!" Miroku added,
Sesshomaru's mother stood back up "Of that I am quite sure monk"
Sango blushed "I'm not sure we can pull this off"
"This is what I was afraid of" The demon Lady said looking back at her son "And what say you son of mine"
"This has nothing to do with me"
She turned fully to him, her dress following behind her as she moved "Oh but it does"
" I fail to see how mother"
"Surly my son can do simple math, there are 3 girls and 3 guys, all of you will be needed, you do wish to end this, do you not, more then half the jewel is in that village"
"I will not play slave to anyone" No way in hell,
"Psh posh Sesshomaru, I am not asking you actually act like a real slave or to have sex, just take you shirt off, show off your body and follow he Miko around, really" His father would have done it no problem "And after your done, you can take over the village, kill them for all I care"
"When you say Miko, which miko are you talking about?" INuyasha asked, Kikyo next to him.
The ladyship looked back at him "I am speaking of the Miko Kagome, as if I would pair my son with the like of the once dead"
Inuaysha growled,
"Fine the wolf, he will do it" Sesshomaru spoke,
"No good I am afraid, the two main people needed in this is you and her"
Kagome and Sesshomaru looked at each other, she was being silent, for once.
"They will never believe it" He was still looking at her,
"Not with that coldness between you two, that is why I am here to help"
"No help needed here" Miroku spoke with his garment in his mouth as he started to pull off his top "Miroku not mow stupid!" Sango could not believe this!
"I am aware, the only two he need a little help are these two, I wonder if either of them even know the meaning of sexual tention"
"Be wise of your words mother, I do not find this funny"
"Um, are you sure this is the only way?" Kagome asked, she could not see this happening,
"Positive, now Sesshomaru, are we agreed" His mother asked,
They looked at each other for a moment "Do not forget Miko your death could come easy at the palm of my hands, and I am in charge"
Kagome swallowed, she knew this was way out of Sesshomaru zone.
"Good, now lets begin, the rest of you can make camp, I will give a lesson to my son and the Miko"
Sango gladly lead the way, Miroku pulled on Inuaysha "Lesson, lesson in what I though you said he just had to take his shirt off, don't you dare touch Kagome!"" He yelled while being dragged away.
