Author's note(s):-

1) Okay, so here's my second chapter to this story.

2) Sorry for making this chapter so late, I was kinda hoping for more reviews before making this, so that I noe that people want me to continue.

3) If you haven't already know, this is all in Freddie's POV, all his thoughts are in Italics

4) I don't own iCarly

5) Pls review more! Enjoy this second chapter!


Carly's Apartment

"Oh, come on! Just 1 show! I promise, he'll take less than 5 minutes to do whatever he wants to do please!" I was begging Carly and Sam to include Rip Off Rodney to the upcoming iCarly webcast, but it wasn't going too well.

"Why do want him to be on the show so badly anyway?"Carly suddenly asked.What should I say?!

"Isn't it obvious? He wants to start a dork parade! I'm sorry, not on iCarly Fred-dork. If you want to, just make a new web show, 'iDorky'." Sam insulted me, giving me time to think of an answer to Carly's question, I didn't even realise Sam just teased me. Thanks, I think

"Please, just let him be in be in that one show! Look, I lost to him in a bet ok? And the deal was that Rodney must be on the show." I lied. I knew they'd believe me though, I always lose bets, especially with Sam.

"Oh alright, but we only have 3 minutes of 'nothing-ness' on the show so that's all he's gonna get." Carly said, giving in to my begging.

"Thanks Carly, I knew I could count on you" I said smiling.

"Don't get your hopes up dork-o, Carly still does not love you and she will never love you, so get that information into the peanut in your head you call a brain!" Sam said, obviously frustrated.

"What's your problem?" I couldn't take it anymore. Her insults were as rude as hell nowadays.

"Guys, come on stop it." Carly tried to stop us fighting, but Sam and I were in our own world and did not listen to her.

"No, what's your problem?" Sam shot back at me.

"Whoa, great comeback Sam, you totally had me there" I replied sarcastically.

"Here we go..." I heard Carly say in the background.

"When will you ever realize that Carly is not in to you and she never will be in to you?!" Sam screamed.

"Wait, are you jealous?" Carly suddenly asked. At that point, Sam and I turned to face Carly.

"What, no!" Sam replied as quickly as possible.

"Whatever, it's almost 8 o'clock. I got to get home before my mom files a missing-person report. " I said then walk slowly to the door, normally if I announced something about my over-protective mother, Sam would open her big mouth but now, no. Well, that's wierd. Suddenly I remembered Carly's question and Sam's surprisingly fast answer. Is she really jealous?


Change Scene (School)

" Ok, so today's the day of the show, Carly and Sam are only giving you 3 minutes to whatever you want to do, what to you want to do anyways?" I asked Rip Off Rodney in school before class.

"Sell my stuff." Rodney said as if it was totally obvious. Duh

"So, can you give me the potion thingy now?" I asked

"Well, yeah sure." Rodney replied and searched for something in his backpack. He took out a small bottle of red liquid. It didn't really look like a potion but red colour of the liquid in the bottle was convincing enough. Rodney handed the bottle and said "To make it work, you just got to make up a spell."

"WHAT?" I almost screamed "You didn't tell it'll be that difficult!"

"Relax man, you've just got to make 4 lines, the first 2 lines must rhyme, and the last 2 lines must rhyme, it's simple really. Oh yeah, and the love thing will be gradual so got to be patient, she'll only show sign after drinking the potion."

"Ok, be at Carly's later." With that I went off with the bottle of potion my hand.


Change Scene (Carly's Apartment)

"The show starts in half an hour, let's get ready." I announced to Carly and Sam.

"Hey Freddie you mind getting me a bottle of ice tea?" Carly asked.

"Yeah sure, no problem." I replied. This is my chance.

"Uh Freddo, get me one of those to, would you? Thanks." Sam said. I ran down the stairs and to the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of ice tea poured them into cups making sure that the second one was almost empty. I took out the bottle of potion from my backpack and said my 'home made 'spell.

If I get caught doing this I'll be in trouble

While saying this spell I hope I don't stumble

Let the maiden who drinks this tea

Fall madly in love with me!

After reciting my spell, I poured the whole bottle of love potion into one of the cups. The tea retained its colour but I wasn't too sure whether the taste would be the same, and I wasn't going to risk falling in love with myself! That'll be weird...

I took the two cups up to the studio and served Carly and Sam their drinks. I kept my eyes on the 'potion-filled' cup to make sure that Carly took it instead of Sam. I wouldn't want to screw up that bad. Imagine Sam, in love with me? Eugh!



Suddenly my cellphone rang; I answered the call, forgetting about the cups."Hey Freddie, I can't make it to the show tonight. I've got a family commitment that I cannot miss. Sorry." Rodney ended the call before I could say anything.

"Hey Carly, Sam, I good news!" I announced.

"Well, good ,cos this tea tastes so bad, what did you put in this thing Freddie?" Sam replied.

"Mine tastes normal." Carly pointed out. Oh my god!

"Ok, well, Rodney's not gonna make it tonight, he's got some family commitment he has to attend to." I continued my announcement, trying to hide my actual shock.

Oh my god! Did Sam drink the love potion?!


I know the spell was kinda funny, I only was confident on the last 2 lines, I just wrote whatever that came to mind for the first 2 lines. Till next time!