Keys to the Kingdom: Grim Tuesday

Disclaimer: Again, I don't own the Keys to the Kingdom.

On the first day, there was candy.

On the second day, there were trading cards.

Now, Grim Tuesday was shuffling through his trading cards, he had over ten thousand decks, and this was one of his favorites.

For years, he had bored deep into the foundation of the House in search of Nothing to turn into more trading cards. And to sell some things to the other parts of the House. But mostly to get trading cards.

In a flash, two agents who looked they had stepped out of Men in Black appeared. One of them said,

"We weren't in the last chapter, but we somehow have a purpose in this one."

"Which is what?" Grim Tuesday asked.

"We somehow claim to have held a court session that is totally not made up of a bunch of corrupted people to somehow have allowed you to pursue a debt against Arthur Penhalingon."

"For what?"

"You know, things that you sold to Mister Monday."

"I don't care about those."

"You can get more trading cards," the other one added. Tuesday eagerly agreed and put his thumb on the paper they had, as apparently signatures hadn't been invented by that time.

Meanwhile, at Arthur's house, where Arthur had conveniently returned, the phone that Dame Primus gave him was ringing. He picked up the receiver, and a voice said,

"Hello, Agent P, Doofenschmirtz has attacked-"

"Who is this?" Arthur cut in. After that, it appeared that the caller had disconnected the line. Then, the phone rang again.

"Okay, who is it this time?" Arthur asked angrily.

"It's me, the Will. Apparently, the Lower House is in debt, and there is nothing that I can do about it. Come to the House." She disconnected the phone. Then, Arthur ran downstairs to see two real estate agents hammering in a sign in his front yard.

The, Arthur's vision blurred, and he saw what the agents really where: Telletubbies. One was green and the other was blue.

"Wow, I should check my Pokedex for info on these two." The Atlas appeared, and it read:

How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not a Pokedex! Anyway, those are two of the Grim's Telletubbies, he like took his Noon, Dawn and Dusk and forged seven Teletubbies out of them or something.

Then, it shut. The Teletubbies walked over to Arthur, and he said,

"Go away! You're so cute it hurts!" At this, the Teletubbies were forced to use all of their willpower to resist his influence. Arthur noticed this, and said, "Hey, I'm like Tom Bambadil."

"The force is strong in this one," the blue Teletubby said in a voice quite similar to Darth Vader. "So, like sign this or something."

"Man, for some reason I need to enter the House or something," Arthur said. "If only I could conveniently end up there like I did in the first chapter." Just then, Arthur ended up in the Far Reaches similar to what happened in the first chapter.

Then, Arthur walked over to someone who looked like they actually knew something.

"Hey. Do you know what's going on around here?" Arthur asked.

"Yes, we're in the Far Reaches under the rule of Grim Tuesday."

"In other words, you're treated like slaves?"

"Nope. Actually, we're treated quite nicely. Grim Tuesday knows us all personally, and cares for all of us like brethren."

"Wow, the Trustees can't even do slavery properly," Arthur muttered. Then, he realized he had no idea what to do next. Just then, Suzy appeared.

"Oh great, it's you. Why can't anyone else come?" Arthur asked.

"Well, anyway, we have to go to the Grim's Treasure Tower. Maybe the Atlas can act as a Digimon Tamers Digivice."

"Oh, now I'm a series three digivice." the Atlas said. (Yes, it talks.)

Rather than answer that, Suzy and Arthur slowly crept into the Grim's Treasure Tower, where they met the Mariner.

"Hi. Are you the Piper?" Arthur asked. The Mariner said,

"No, actually unlike my other brothers I'm good at nothing. I tried sailing once, but I got seasick the moment I stepped on the boat."

"Well, it could be worse. You could end up writing a fanfiction on a book written by some guy called Garth Nix. You'd really be a loser then," Arthur said.

"We're here to free you," Suzy said.

"Actually, I like it in the Grim's custody. I get three square meals a day, and I get something to do."

"Whatever. We have to get to the Will," Arthur said.

"Maybe we'll conveniently appear next to it like earlier in this chapter," Suzy added.

"No way, that only happens once in a chapter, not twice," The Mariner said.

Just then, they conveniently appear next to the Will like earlier in the chapter.

"Boy, was I wrong," The Mariner said. They approached the Will, and then Suzy exclaimed,

"Hey! It's Winnie the Pooh Bear." Just then, the theme song for Winnie the Pooh played and Suzy started singing along with it.

"Winnie the Pooh, he ate his shoe, he said I hate you." Just then, the Will woke up.

"I am not a cartoon bear."

"I am the heir to the House," Arthur said.

"But as I'm the most skeptical person in the House, I doubt you." Then, they managed to tortu- er, talk to the Will until it agreed to go with them. Then outside, Grim Tuesday caught up with them.

Grim Tuesday used Karate Chop!

It was Super Effective! Arthur got boo-boo.

"Wow, maybe Arthur's an ice type, cause he's so cool," Suzy moaned.

"That was the lamest thing anyone has ever said in this fanfic," Arthur said, getting up. "Everyone knows I'm a dark type."

"Like give me the Pokedex or something," Grim Tuesday said.

"I'm not a Pokedex, I'm the Comp- oh whatever," the Atlas said.

"I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. Wait, wrong fanfic," Arthur said.

"No! We're going to settle this the old-fashioned way: By playing Mortal Kombat 3!" the Will said. Then, two controllers and a television appeared. Both Tuesday and Arthur began playing. Arthur was losing, but then he said,

"Hey look! A trading card!" He pointed in the opposite direction, where Tuesday looked. While he was looking, Arthur beat his character.

"Wow! Arthur cheated! Just like everyone in the House," Suzy said.

Just then, the rest of the minor characters from chapter one appeared.

"So, Arthur, give me the key," Dame Primus said.

"No, I want to use it," Arthur whined.

"Arthur, we have to fill the pit and free the workers."

"No! They're going to stay my slaves and work long hours," Arthur said. "Also, this chapter is much longer than the first, I better get paid overtime."

Um… the end?

P.S. Poor Artie Wartie didn't get paid his overtime.