Invader Avatar Part 2
Zim was currently in a small metal room sitting in a comfortable chair. The room was barely lit, only the light from his TV screen in front of him giving off the glow. His P.A.K was connected with the screen, by a tube, as data flowed down in a path and into his P.A.K. Zim pressed a button on the TV screen, it stopped giving data, and then it flickered off. Then his P.A.K disconnected the tube and it went back inside his P.A.K.
"Most interesting…" Zim muttered as most of the information about Pandora flowed through his brain. Through what the computer had gathered and gave to the Almighty Zim, Pandora's creatures were very huge! If Zim didn't keep his guard up, then he'd be squashed like a little bug within seconds. However, Pandora seemed to be in the "Primitive" state of the evolutionary scale. This "mission" was going to be easier with Zim's superior intellect and technology! Zim smiled, as he knew he could finish this mission…not that he couldn't finish his mission on Earth mind you.
"Zim shall easily take over Pandora in their primitive evolutionary state! I'll have this planet under Irken control in no time! For I am ZIM!" Zim stated as he got out of the chair and stepped into a tube, which proceeded to take up to the upper levels of his base.
"Now, if what the computer downloaded is correct then the dominant filthy species is the…Na'vi?…" Zim scoffed at the stupid name for the dominant species on Pandora.
"…How stupid. I'd prefer Pandoraians! It is so much of the better! Zim-better!" He continued until he got up into the kitchen and saw Gir eating a plate of waffles at the dinner table. Zim got himself a seat and sat across Gir, who was chewing like a mad man.
"Hi'ya master!" Gir said as bits of food fell out of his mouth and onto the table. Zim only waved and nodded.
"Yes, good to see you as well…Gir" Zim said as he took out a note pad and a pencil from his P.A.K.
"Whatcha goin' do master?" Gir asked as he wolfed down the rest of the waffles.
"Well, Zim has learned much about filthy Pandora and its species! The most dominant species are the…Na'vi!" Zim stated. Gir giggled and laughed for a few seconds.
"You mean like the little blue fairy that helps the guy with the pointy ears and hat and saves the princess from the big-scary-evil-man-guy?" Gir asked, referring to Legend of Zelda.
"No Gir. Not that Na'vi! Zim is talking about the species Na'vi! They are quite different!" Zim stated as he pointed a finger in the air.
"How?" Gir asked.
"I would tell you Gir, but you'd probably only get confused and try to put it in your own words, which would make it even more confusing then when I told you the first time!" He said. Gir only nodded and smiled.
"Why you have that pencil and note pad master?" Gir asked, pointing to his note pad.
"Zim must think up of a good story to convince the Na'vi Zim is not here to conquer them! Through what the computer was able to gather, the Na'vi were in a war just a few months ago from an invading force! Zim must be even more cautious than he usually is so that the filthy Na'vi do not learn of Zim's mission!" He said as he put his hand to his chin and began to think up of ideas. Gir took his plate, placed it in the sink, and took out his Piggy toy.
"Tell them you a…SPACE EXPLORER…um…sent to gather the lost line of piggy's that…uh…fell down onto Pan-do-ra!" Gir said as he ran around the kitchen table. Zim only rolled his eyes.
"It's Pandora Gir! Plus, that is a stupid idea any way…..however…that does give Zim a good idea!" He said as he rubbed his hands together as a plan formed into his head. Zim got off from his seat and headed toward his door.
"Gir, hold down the fort! Zim shall be back later! He is going to find…the Na'vi!" Zim said as he closed the door and began his search for the Na'vi.
45 Minutes Later!
It had been 45 minutes and Zim had no luck in finding any Na'vi's. Zim let out a frustrated growl. He was walking through giant trees but he quickly stops as his antenna's perk up and his superior hearing kicks in.
"Hmmmmmmmmm?" Zim questioned as he could faintly hear…something. It sounded like…breathing. He moved a few steps forward toward a tree and the breathing got louder, but only by a bit.
"Okay! Come on out and show your self to Zim! I know you are here creature! Zim can hear your breathing with his superior hearing!" Zim said as he took to a battle stance and waited for the creature to come out. After a few good seconds, the creature came out and jumped down from the tree. It fell right in front of Zim and when he saw what it was, he gaped in awe and shock. It was a Na'vi! In fact, it was none other than Neytiri herself! Zim only stared at her with his mouth agape. Why? Maybe it had to deal with the fact that she was 8 feet tall! The same height as the Tallest themselves! Both stood in silence for a minute.
"What are you, strange being?" Neytiri asked, taking out her bow and arrow and aimed in at his heart. Zim only bowed, which was traditional when meeting a very tall being on Irk such as the Tallest. This act cut Neytiri off guard and she raised an eyebrow at him.
"I am the great Zim! You must be a Na'vi, correct?" Zim asked. She nodded.
"Zim is an explorer! I travel across the galaxy to learn more about planets and their species! It is Zim's great career!" He stated and smirked. Neytiri eyed him cautiously.
"How do I know you are not lying…Zim?" She asked as she pointed her arrow at his head. Zim bit his lower lip but then remember all about the information he was given by his computer.
"Zim understands that you are not trust-worthy of Zim right now for you have had a war not long ago against an invading force, correct?" He asked. Neytiri gasped.
"How do you know of this?" She asked. Zim only laughed.
"It is Zim's job to know of stuff like this! He must learn all that he can about everything! The wildlife, the planet, the atmosphere, the climate! Every bit of detail!" Zim stated. Neytiri again eyed him.
"Hhhhhmmmm. Should I trust this "Zim"? He could be here for some secret evil reason! However, he is very small…about 4'5 but as it always goes: Never under estimate your enemy for it can be your downfall" Neytiri thought and brought her hand to her chin and started to make up her mind. After she finished thinking, Neytiri bent down to his level.
"Zim, I have made up my mind. I shall take you to my clan and they shall inspect you, to determine whether or not you really are here to learn more about us. I am not trusting you, only to see if you are telling the truth" Neytiri told him and Zim nodded. Inside, Zim had a wicked grin on his face.
"I understand fully…um? What is your name Na'vi?" Zim asked.
"It is Neytiri Zim" She said as she climbed up onto a tree.
"I understand fully Ney-tiri!" Zim finished what he began.
"Do you know how to climb Zim?" She asked. Zim smirked.
"With Zim's superior technology, he can accomplish any goal!" He said as his Spider-legs came out of his P.A.K and he latched himself onto the tree. Neytiri gasped in awe and shock and only blinked at Zim for a few seconds.
"It is a great thing not to under estimate him now, those…metal legs look very sharp. Could even be sharp enough to cut into the Palulukan (Thanator)!" Neytiri thought and then the two raced off toward her clan, with Zim right behind her.
"I hope Jake will know what to do when we arrive back to my clan" Neytiri said to herself and bit her lower lip as horrible memories from the war flashed through her head.
A/N: Do ya like it?
