Everyone in the town of Gravity Falls gathered around at the Mystery Shack for the unveiling of the reopening at the Wax Museum. Soos was leading the oncoming cars into the parking lot, Andrew was helping guests finding there seats, Skyla and Stan was setting up the wax figures on stage, and Dipper, Wendy, Gary and Mira were working at the ticket stand.

"Look at how many people there are!" Mira said looking at the crowd.

"I bet you the whole town is here to see this." Gary said.

Dipper turned to Wendy, "Can you believe how many people showed up?"

"I know right?" Wendy said, "Your uncle probably bribed them to come here."

"He bribed us." Mira said. Dipper, Mira and Gary pulled out dollar bills from their pockets, and Wendy did as well. The four of them couldn't help but laugh.

The show had soon started, and after Skyla had said a quick "Thank you for coming" she said to the crowd of people, "And now introducing the proud of the owner of the Mystery Shack, my father… Stanford Pines!" A few people clapped as Stan gotten up to the microphone stand.

Stan cleared his throat before saying, "Hi, you all know me folks! Town darling, "Mr. Mystery". Please ladies, control yourselves."

Three women just stared at Stan with blank expressions; flies buzzed around one of the women. Skyla couldn't help but slap herself in the face. "As you know, I bring the people of this fair town novelties and befuddlements, the likes of which the world has never known. But enough about me."

Stan walked over to one of the figures that was covered.

"Behold… ME!" Stan said, removing the cover. As soon as the cover was pulled back, there was a wax version of himself, that sparkled due to the glitter. Though the crowd was less than impressed; Soos pressed on an electric keyboard that had said the word "Yeah!" every time he pressed on the keyboard.

"And now a word from our Mabelandelo!" Stan said, passing the microphone over to Mabel.

"It's Mabel." She said, taking the microphone from Stan before turning to the crowd, "Thank you for coming! I made this sculpture with my own two hands! It's covered in my own blood, sweat, tears… And other fluids!" The crowd couldn't help but groan in disgust.

Mabel on the other hand chuckled, "I'll be taking questions now." She pointed over to McGucket, "You there!"

"Old Man McGucket, local kook!" Mcgucket said, "Are the wax figures alive? And follow up question, can I survive the wax-man uprising?"

Dipper, Mira, Wendy, and Gary who sat at the stands had heard of McGuckets question, and couldn't help but think in unison, "What kind of a question is that!?"

Mabel too was a bit confused by McGucket's question, "Uhhhh… Yes! Next question!" She pointed to a man named-

"Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper." He said before asking, "Do you really think this constitutes a wonder of the world?"

Skyla noticed something off about the microphone Toby was holding, "Is that a turkey baster your holding?"

Toby looked at the turkey baster, "It most certainly is!"

"Alright next question." Stan said, pointing to a woman named-

"Shandra Jimenez, a real reporter." She said, before holding a flyer, "Your flyers promised free pizza with admission to this event, is this true?"

The whole crowd started to get restless.

"Yeah, that's what I heard!"

"Bring out the pizza!"

"What a rip-off!"

"Pizza?"

"I want my pizza!"

Stan stood there just silently before saying to the crowd, "That was a typo. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!" Stan threw down a smoke bomb, and used it as cover to get out off of the stage. He reappeared at the stand moments later, taking the money and running inside the Shack, leaving the crowd angry and muttered angrily as they all walked away. Manly Dan punched the wooden pole on his way out.

"IN YOUR FACE!" Manly Dan exclaimed before walking away from the Mystery Shack. And before anyone knew it, everyone was gone. They had either, driven or walked away from the Mystery Shack.

Mabel said to everyone with a smile, "I think that went well!"


-Later that Night-

After everyone had left, Stan immediately went ahead to count all the money as well as Skyla they had gotten from everyone that had showed up at the Mystery Shack that day. Though it literally took them hours to do so.

"Hot pumpkin pie! Look at all this cash!" Stan said

"This a lot more money than we get on a daily basis." Skyla said after she had finished counting the money.

"And I owe it all to one person that made that possible…" Stan began to say. Mabel's expression couldn't help but brighten, though Stan in turn pointed to the wax version of himself. "This guy!" He said.

Mabel punched Stan's arm jokingly; Stan chuckled and started to give her a nogy, "Yeah, you too, ya little gremlin." He said with a smile.

Skyla said to the kids, "Alright, alright, it's starting to get late. So go own upstairs, wash up, and get to bed."

"Awww…" The kids couldn't help but groan.

"Can't we stay up a bit longer?" Gary asked giving her Bambi eyes.

"Don't give me that look." She said, "We've got another day of fleecing rubes tomorrow, so go on and wash up then straight to bed." The kids had decided not to make an argument about it, and did as Skyla told. They had gone up the stairs of the Shack and took turns washing up before going to bed.

Later on in the night Stan sat in the living room watching an episode of Duck-Tective; beside was the wax version of himself.

"Well duck-tective, it seems you've really… Quaked the case." Constable had said on the television.

"Don't patronize me." The Duck-Tective said back.

Stan laughed at this, "Stupid duck."

Stan stood up from his lounge chair, "Welp, I'm gonna use the john. You need anything?"

He was asking the wax figure, though of course the wax figure didn't reply.

Stan laughed again, "I like this guy! Don't you go nowhere." With that he left the room leaving only Wax Stan in the living room. Though a shadowy figure had suddenly towered over the wax figure, with a weapon in his hand.


Upstairs in the bathroom of the shack, the triplets were brushing there teeth. Dipper stood in front of the mirror, while Mira and Mabel sat on the rim of the bathtub; all of them were wearing their PJs, Mira having her braid undone, revealing long medium hair.

For a while the triplets stood there in silence, cleaning their teeth, to make sure they were pure white as snow.

"Hey, you guys wanna have a toothbrush race?" Mabel said to her siblings.

"Okay." They both said.

Before the race could even begin however, they suddenly heard Stan scream from downstairs.

"NNNNNOOOOOO!" They heard him shout. The triplets stopped what they were doing, and had almost immediately ran out of the bathroom. They weren't the only ones that had heard Stan screaming. Skyla, Andrew and Gary had heard him too, as they ran out of their rooms wearing their PJs, as they ran down the stairs with quick pace.

Skyla immediately ran to her Stan, "Dad, what is it, what's wrong!?"

"Wax Stan!" He said, while stammering, "He's-He's been-MURDERED!" They all turned to the Wax figure, and all couldn't help but gasp and eyes widened with horror when they saw that the wax version Stan's head was missing; on the floor lying on it's back.

Mabel fainted at the sight, though before she could land on the ground Dipper and Mira caught her.