The Reasons I Still Love to Breathe:

Naruto

"Kisame! Kiiiiisame!"

"What the heck do you want?" He glared at me with crossed arms. "You keeo dragging all of us into your weird dreams and we end up suffering for it. Just like the time you pictured Konan as the leader of Akatsuki and she about killed us all..."

"Ah yes, good times that." I sighed deeply and faced Mr.Fish-man. "Dont make me put you in a dress again." I gave him an evil grin.

He shuddred slightly and said, " Never again...I will eat your face before that happens again. Just...get on with the show...please..." He rubbed his temples and sighed, looking down.

"'Kay! On todays topic is...!" I turned in my swivel chair torwards the front of my desk and said "Yaoi and Yuri!"

"Yuri...and Yaoi?"

"Uh huh."

"Why that?"

"Its a topic that needs to be dwelled into further for my hardcore fans!" I stabbed a finger into the air for a dramatic pose.

"You dont have any fans." He glarred at me with his fishy eyes.

"Well...the two people who are just here for the free candy but still...the hardcore news must go on!" One more dramatic pose for me.

"How can anybody like Yaoi?"

"How can anybody like Yuri?" I sarcasticly said back to him.

"No one does."

"Pein does." I pointed out matter-o-factly. "And most men above the age of forty."

"Pein's twenty-nine, and not everyone does!" He threw his arms out in front of him to increase the dramatic mood.

"Most everyone does. Its just a natural reaction for anybody to think its amazingly amazing when two members of the oppisite gender engage in romantic scenes for our viewing pleasures." I sighed and shook my head at Kisame's blunt view of the world. "Im directing this to you girls of the world, and maybe to some guys...whoever read fanfics and there's not many..."

"Your straying off subject..."

"The vampire was persistent!" I screamed at my co-host."Anyways... Yaoi fans, keep living with your love of the guyXguy and dont look down on yuri fans okay? Same for you Yuri fans because from the female point of view, its natural to think girl on girl is really nasty but for the guys its nasty if its guy on guy. We are closer that you believe in this aspect my fellow people of mars!"

"Were on earth.EARTH! You are insane woman!"

"The faeries told me to."

"I can actaully believe that."

"Want some fish sticks?"

"I hate you."