Disclaimer: I still don't own Criminal Minds, Star Trek, or anything else even remotely recognizable. I just shove them all into a room to see what happens.

A/N: Chapter two! Time to throw in a couple more team members.


"This is all your fault." Rossi stated gruffly, taking a long sip from the coffee cup securely held in his hand.

"Me? How is this my fault?" Morgan asked with indignation and amusement lacing his voice as the two profilers watched Emily and Penelope verbally sparring about whether Kirk or Picard was the better captain.

"You're the one who insisted this would fun and you're the one who helped that so called 'innocent' tech kitten talk me into letting you use my house for this…Trek-a-thon. I could be having a leisurely Saturday with a bottle of scotch, my typewriter, and a game of football playing on the TV, but then you and your little posse had to come and invade my home!" The older man exclaimed, grumbling something like 'damn trekkies' as he took another swig of coffee.

Morgan smirked, decided not to point out the amused looking half smile that Rossi was attempting to hide behind that cup or the fact that he had caught the man stifling a laugh when JJ started using Reid as 'popcorn target practice'.

"Kirk is…Kirk! He is the Captain of the Enterprise." Penelope exclaimed, once again drawing Morgan and Rossi's attention to the two women sitting on the floor in front of them.

"Kirk is a womanizer! He sleeps with just about every female who even blinks in his direction." Emily battled back, picking up a chocolate chip cookie and taking a bite.

Penelope rolled her eyes, grabbing her own cookie before responding. "But he's a legend! He's the original Captain of the Enterprise. Even Jean-Luc Picard thought he was amazing! Besides, Kirk had Spock as a First Officer. How can you beat Spock."

"No one can beat Spock." Emily agreed while shaking her head. "But Kirk would've been lost without him. Besides Picard had Riker…" She added then made a disgusted look and shook her head again. "Never mind, bad example."

"Very bad example!" Penelope said between bursts of laughter. "Talk about womanizers!"

"This conversation is irrelevant." JJ stated, straightening up in her chair and getting a mock serious look on her face. "Janeway is obviously superior to them both."

"Janeway!" All three woman exclaimed while raising their glasses in the air with grins plastered on their faces.

"Oh dear Lord, this is going to turn into a mutiny, isn't it?" Rossi muttered, eyeing the three over sugarfied woman suspiciously. "Who's Janeway, anyways?" He asked, glancing over at Morgan who was laughing at both him and the women.

"Who's Janeway?" Penelope suddenly exclaimed, obviously having better hearing then he gave her credit for. "Did you just ask who Janeway is?"

"I was the Original Series generation, sweetheart." He stated, raising his glass in salute.

"Janeway kicks ass." JJ informed him with a smirk as if that was all he needed to know.

"Who apparently sleeps with her First Officer." Morgan added, winking at Penelope as he did.

"Sleeps with her First Officer…" Rossi repeated a bit confused. He'd certainly never heard that one before!

"Well, it doesn't technically happen on the show, but if you read between the lines…" Emily explained.

"Oh, I see…"Rossi began, getting a mischievous gleam in his eyes. "You mean like the two love birds in the room who should have gotten together upon first contact but wasted years by not doing so and then when they finally got off their butts they didn't think we'd notice. But of course, we're profilers who can 'read between the lines'." He stated, sending smirks to Penelope and Morgan who just smiled back.

"Yep, basically." Penelope answered casually and then made a kissing gesture at Morgan who winked back at her suggestively.

"Okay, I'm back. One cheese pizza, two meat lovers, and a mushroom." Reid announced as he came into the entertainment room with four boxes of pizzas. "Did I miss anything?" He asked looking towards the television.

"Not yet, but you will if you don't sit your pretty boy butt down so we can finish this episode." Morgan teased with a smile as Reid flopped down in the floor next to JJ's chair.

"Shhh, Spock's about to start his 'seven year cycle'!" Penelope hissed as the scene with Spock throwing a bowl of 'Plomeek soup' at the wall filled the screen.

Rossi sighed and looked down into his now empty coffee mug. At this rate he was going to need a whole pot of coffee just to keep himself sane. "Any request while I'm up?" He asked as he stood and started towards the kitchen. "I'm getting more coffee."

"There's coffee in the nebula." Penelope stated distractedly while simultaneously reaching for a slice of pizza and keeping her attention on the television as well.

Rossi quirked an eyebrow as he stared down at the woman who seemed to be 70,000 light years away from Earth at the moment. With a shake of his head and an amused smirk he'd never let Morgan see, he continued his journey to the kitchen in search of something caffeinated.


A/N: Two down, one to go. How did you like this chapter? Review please!