A/N: Hello! Happy Fourth of July! Umm, *whacks brain quickly*, oh yeah. This book we will RE-meet Kai's grandfather. Fun! Err… can't think of anything… enjoy the story! And Lloyd will kidnap his little sister multiple times.

Another thing that I feel like I need to clarify. It was not GrandCappy's hideaway cave…it was his father's. Kai said it belonged to his GREAT-grandfather. Which would be GrandCappy's father.

Disclaimer: I own Nothing! Except for my OCs!

Chapter One: Life as a Celebrity sucks…

I ducked quickly, slamming my shoulder into the skeleton, throwing him off balance. Jay had just opened a secret passage that dumped me right next to him…and the dozens of skeletons that had him completely surrounded. Well, sort of. Why did we allow ourselves to let Dareth talk us into starring in a movie about us? Not even realistic enough. I whined to Nya as I knocked a few more actors over. At least they weren't really hurt since we weren't really fighting them. Concentrate Kai. And if I remember correctly…it was mostly Jay's doing. You were quiet verbal about why we shouldn't do it. I shook my head wryly, glancing over at Jay who was giving me a look. A look that clearly said that I wasn't supposed to be wryly shaking my head right now. Why didn't anyone listen to us? We're already well known without this! I followed Jay down several floors to the bottom cavern also known as the bottom floor of the stage. Zane and Cole both caught up to us, falling into step as we looked were the prop that was supposed to be a powerful Golden Scroll was supposed to be. No surprise flickered through me upon seeing it gone. According to the script, Samukai was supposed to get to it before us.

Laughter filled the room as the actor wearing the Samukai costume stepped out of the shadows. Wielding three daggers, his fourth hand holding the Golden Scroll. Smirking amongst ourselves, we quickly stepped to the side, revealing Lloyd. Leaping forward, he quickly used a megasmall energy blast to knock Samukai out…

"Cut! That was almost perfect! Now then, all we have to do is convince Kai that he doesn't need to talk to Nya while on the set." Dareth called out form where he sat in the director's chair. Why did Dareth sell his dojo to buy a movie set, is a mystery we will never learn the reason why.

Nya, hovering over Dareth's shoulder spoke up. "I still don't see why I can't be in the movie too. It's about the adventures of the ninja…and I'm the Water Ninja. A member of the team."

Dareth rolled his eyes. "You might think so…but they already of a reputation as a boy band and I'm not gonna break that."

"Break it. Better off breaking that reputation than dealing with a furious Nya that is just fuming twenty-four/seven and won't tell anyone exactly how she feels despite that I can feel that she's downright furious over the fact this movie does not have any important roles for her to fulfill." I pinched my nose, exasperated and tired of Nya just fuming.

Dareth shook his head, pressing his lips together into a thin line. "I'm afraid I can't do that without rewriting the whole thing and I like it the way it is."

Nya growled, before whipping around and storming off. "I'll be looking for an escape route from your rapid fangirls that are just outside if you need me at all."

"What?!" We darted towards the front door to find what she just said true.

I rolled my eyes skyward, before speaking up. "Sis…can we come with you? They'll take us hostage if they see us."

"You can. The others have to fend for themselves." Nya huffed, crossing her arms over her chest.

The guys groaned loudly at that, Lloyd muttering something about my being her brother helping my cause. Rolling my eyes at them, I followed Nya towards the back where there were no fangirls awaiting us.

I knew I probably should be training or something, but watching the others was soo much more fun. Lloyd was with Misako in the bridge, while Nya was just destroying our spar bots. Zane and Jay were playing chess, and Cole was with Sensei mediating down below. Surprise flickered through me when the chess board suddenly jiggled a little. Cole materialized out of thin air, happily chatting to Zane and Jay. As he talked, he flickered in and out of sight. Zane looked mildly impressed, while Jay was disturbed. After awhile of talking, he appeared to have wrapped his mind around the fact that his best friend could turn invisible now. It's now been two days since we helped Dareth to fetch that treasure. And everything was still too quiet for my liking. We're ninja…not movie stars. Something that all of Ninjago minus Lou, Ed, and Edna, seem to forget.

Lloyd opened the door suddenly, sticking his head out. "Guys! Sensei has something he needs to tell us!"

With that, we all swarmed into the bridge. Sensei nodded in greeting as he patiently waited for us to close the door behind us. "Right now that you're all here… Clouse has somehow escaped the Destruction of the Cursed Realm. We have security video footage of him in Stiix. Your mission…" Sensei paused to wait for the sudden extremely loud cheering to die down. What can I say? We were excited that this wasn't another meet and greet or movie or talk show. "Is to find him and find out what it is that he is up to." Sensei paused to wait for a confirmation from us. We quickly nodded our heads in understanding. "Good. Oh, before you leave… Grant-A-Wish Foundation called. A small boy named Lil' Nelson has broken his leg and wants your autographs on his cast."

Groans could be heard as we all slumped forward in defeat. Of course there was a catch. Good news, we have a real villain to catch, bad news…we have to stop by the hospitable on the way to make a kid happy. That cuts into our time of crime-fighting!

"…And done! There you go kid! All of our signatures on your cast…" Cole flourished his pen slightly, a relieved look on his face.

Nya bit her bottom lip, glancing back at the door we just came through. "Guys… we have visitors…and not the staff kind either."

We groaned even as we handed Lil' Nelson back his pen. I rolled my eyes toward the ceiling, exasperated. "Any chance we can escape them on the roof?"

"I'll hold them off for you!" Lil' Nelson cried out, wheeling his chair forward.

"Thanks Lil' Nelson." We chorused together.

I glanced back to see Nya biting Jay's head off…though I could still sense that she was mad at the world and not him. Definitely not him… really she should just ask him out on a date. I dragged my hand down my face, groaning.

"Ok…what's going on with Nya?" Zane looked over at me curiously.

I quickly arched my eyebrow skywards. "What makes you think something's going on with her?"

Cole folded his arms, his expression unimpressed. "Kai…when you groan while dragging your hand down your face suddenly for no reason… that usually means something's going with Nya that is driving you up the wall."

I frowned, wondering if I really was that predictable. "Fine." I somehow managed to drawl out. "She's mad at the world for constantly excluding her from us and is taking it out on Jay…whom she still has feelings for. Don't tell him though. I really don't need him to get a big head."

Chuckles escaped the others, even as Jay joined us. Jay frowned, confusion crossing his features. "What did I miss?"

"Nothing!" We squawked loud enough that it obviously wasn't nothing.

"Right…here Nya." Jay turned to bend over and extend a hand out to pull my sister up.

Nya looked at his hand…and suddenly a wave of anger slammed into me. Stifling a groan, I reached down and seized her by the hand pulling her up onto the back of the billboard with the rest of us. "We don't have time for you to argue with Jay…he was just trying to help you sis!" I hissed at her.

Nya's eyes flashed briefly, before she turned away. After what felt like forever, Dareth finally found us in his private helicopter, it came with the movie set, and picked us up.

I pulled my cap farther down my head, heart pounding as I looked at the various stares the locals were giving us. Knew we should have built a hologram thingie in Zane! Even in civilian disguise, his new titanium body was obvious. Sucking in a deep breath, I walked over to Ronin's old store. My comlink crackled as someone contacted us. "Ninja. Wu is in Domu trying to find out what Clouse might be after."

"I'm already checking something out that might be it." I responded promptly, pushing the door open.

"What do you mean?" Misako sounded confused…though not as confused as Nya was feeling right now.

"Last time we were investigating Ronin, I thought I had spotted something that belongs to an old…friend of GrandCappy's."

"You hesitated when you said friend."

"Yeah well, he tried destroying GrandCappy more times than I can count…and GrandCappy did destroy him. They were Pirate Captain Rivals." I lifted up a dusty old trophy that looked to cost several dollars…like way more than what I had in my bank account.

"Well?" Nya looked extremely nervous, twisting her hands together.

I quickly shook my head as I settled into the only open seat at the picnic table we were gathering at. "It wasn't there… we might have to keep our eyes peeled."

The words had barely escaped me, when the breaking news suddenly turned on…and showed us doing various crimes. Noises of shock and horror escaped my brothers, while Nya and I glanced over at each other. He's back…isn't he?

Of course he is Kai! Who else do you know that can shapeshift?!

I ran my fingers through my hair, grimacing as the Police Commissioner, a trustworthy ally, declared us public enemy number one. "Guys…run."

Our seats exploded backwards, crashing to the ground as we bolted for it. Great…Nadakhan is back and already causing trouble AND framing innocents!

Leave it for later Kai! Misako! Nya grabbed my arm, yanking me to a stop, pointing to the Bounty where Misako and Koko were both at…and the police were swarming it.

Sucking in a deep breath, I backed away from our ship. "Split up. Find any way out of here without causing anymore trouble. Nya and I will fill everyone in later once we have a meeting place."

"Wait… you know who is doing all of this?!" Jay gawked at us.

"Not now. Come on!" Nya led the charge towards the other side of the town.

Looks like we're about to have a whole lot have fun in our direction. How does someone save all of Ninjago while avoiding all of its law enforcements?

A/N: Done! Phew. Hmm, Kai and Nya are gonna have quite a bit of fun with this. In this A/U, instead of Dilara his lover, it's just a ridiculously huge crush on Maya. And Nya looks like her mom. Soo, yeah. Still gonna try to force Nya to marry him.

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